A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop, “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came into his shop.

“And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.

“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old geezer I had to share the room with?
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Photos to lighten your mood…Part Three

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Flashbacks…Part One

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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People are prisoners of their phones…that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—MEMES

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Toyota has a recall due to a blank screen on the driver’s warning panel. You might as well be watching the blank Jimmy Kimmel screen–oh, the pity-will the world ever recover ?

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2025/09/19/toyota-recalling-nearly-600000-vehicles-fix-defective-warning-panel/

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FIRED.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/donald-trump-eric-siebert-letitia-james/2025/09/20/id/1227170/

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I predicted one dope smuggler for this attempt. It must take three to accomplish the dope-delivery.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/19/world-news/us-strikes-venezuela-drug-trafficking-boat-enroute-to-poison-americans-trump-says/

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Where is the DOJ investigation ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/09/19/doj-former-assistant-director-n2663555

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More on Antifa and terrorists.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/09/19/trumps-exchange-with-npr-reporter-about-antifa-is-chefs-kiss-and-we-love-it-n2194141

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If you can’t follow the new laws when your party loses, you are looking for special treatment.

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Let’s see it pass, and see how many loopholes the legislators put in the bill.

https://redstate.com/christopher-arps/2025/09/19/trump-finds-his-next-8020-issue-n2194126

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Pay attention Mousse Man.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/09/20/california-gov-newsom-says-conservative-politician-will-have-a-bad-day-n2663693

No one is surprised.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/09/19/george-soros-drops-10-million-to-support-california-redistricting-n2663630

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One more time.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/charlie-kirk-arctic-frost-fbi/2025/09/17/id/1226715/

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Booker is a Vile-Putrid-Democrat Fool.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/09/16/booker-exchange-with-kash-patel-n2194002

Schiff is a POS.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/09/16/throw-the-towel-kash-patel-wrecks-biggest-fraud-in-the-us-senate-adam-schiff-in-heated-exchange-n2194011

MISCELLANEOUS

Good luck.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/19/us-news/california-driver-isis-wharton-fights-with-dmv-to-keep-controversial-iamisis-license-plate/

FOOD

Chowhound must like burgers that you need to cut up and use a lobster bib to eat.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/18/lifestyle/americas-5-best-fast-food-cheeseburgers-ranked-from-iconic-classics-to-newcomers/

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The Meme Editor: What are your picks today, LL ?

The Potpourri Cat: They are a little of everything.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/18460.jpg

Get behind me Satan.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/01jjppww108ybr8n8zbfyrp7fm.jpeg

A nice green.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/01jjsm1mmabn3cwg96kxe51e2s.jpeg

Know your limitations.

https://theonion.com/area-man-forges-ahead-in-pursuit-of-numbness-with-third-slice-of-pie/

Amigo tried to cut my claws in 2003.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/02/02/cmon-girls-lets-go-get-our-nails-done/

No males in girls restrooms.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GjGCOzdWcAAIRA5?format=jpg&name=900×900

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/08/07/good-night-now-one-of-my-favorites/

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The almost square bottle won’t roll around on your dash.

https://theonion.com/jack-daniel-s-unveils-new-whiskey-for-operating-heavy-m-1851339696/

https://www.sltrib.com/

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The Evil Democrats come clean.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-violence-they-incited

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Equinox at Saturn
Image Credit & Copyright: Imran Sultan

Explanation: On Saturn, the rings tell you the season. On Earth, today marks an equinox, the time when the Earth’s equator tilts directly toward the Sun. Since Saturn’s grand rings orbit along the planet’s equator, these rings appear most prominent — from the direction of the Sun — when the spin axis of Saturn points toward the Sun. Conversely, when Saturn‘s spin axis points to the side, an equinox occurs, and the edge-on rings are hard to see from not only the Sun — but Earth. In the featured montage, images of Saturn between the years of 2020 and 2025 have been superposed to show the giant planet passing, with this year’s equinox, from summer in the north to summer in the south. Yesterday, Saturn was coincidently about as close as it gets to planet Earth, and so this month the ringed giant’s orb is relatively bright and visible throughout the night.

Tomorrow’s picture: cathedral to massive stars

Bible Verse

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Be strong, because God has given us his Spirit. And his Spirit does not cause us to be afraid. Instead, his Spirit causes us to be powerful to serve God. He helps us to love God and other people. And he helps us to control ourselves properly.

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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop, “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came into his shop.

“And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.

“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old geezer I had to share the room with?
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A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop, “I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.”

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came into his shop.

“And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.

“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old geezer I had to share the room with? .

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“The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,” she said. “I’ve come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old geezer I had to share the room with?
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People are prisoners of their phones…that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
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