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Beep-Beep

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Road Rules

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Guidelines adopted by director Chuck Jones in making Warner Bros.’ Road Runner-Wile E. Coyote cartoons, from Jones’ 1999 memoir Chuck Amuck:

The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “beep-beep!”
No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products.
The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. (Repeat: “A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.” — George Santayana)
No dialogue ever, except “beep-beep!”
The Road Runner must stay on the road — otherwise, logically, he would not be called road runner.
All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.
All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy.
The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

“The Road Runner and Coyote cartoons are known and accepted throughout the world,” Jones wrote. “Perhaps the lack of dialogue is one reason. If you want to laugh, you can do so at any time, whether in Danish, French, Japanese, Urdu, Navajo, Eskimo, Portuguese, or Hindi. ‘Beep-Beep!’ is the Esperanto of comedy.”

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Bill Gates

THE SPHINX—TARGET

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THE LABOR DAY EDITOR: Did today almost slip past you, LL ?

THE LAZY CAT: It sure did. Here is some history.

https://www.farmersalmanac.com/when-labor-day-weekend

https://www.history.com/articles/labor-day

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More shrimp recalled.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2025/08/30/fda-more-indonesian-shrimp-recalled-as-potentially-radioactive/

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Trump is alive.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/08/30/lincoln-project-fueled-rumor-that-trump-is-unwell-or-dead-gets-nuked-from-orbit-n2193409

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We reported on this a few days ago. You don’t own anything. Companies change, distort, or cancel what you have paid for.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/08/26/users-sue-amazon-prime-video-for-removing-media-purchases/

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RFK Jr. makes some improvements. Are these resignations related ?

https://www.newsmax.com/us/covid-19-rfk-jr-shots/2025/08/27/id/1224160/

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/08/27/cdc-director-out-after-1-month-on-the-job-along-with-several-other-resignations-report-n2193305

This person will, for sure, be missed–a repeat.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/08/28/infamous-cdc-official-resigns-immediately-shows-he-should-have-been-fired-long-ago-n2193315

These studies should have taken place 20 years ago. What is on the warning labels ?

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/08/28/trump-admin-launches-investigation-of-link-between-psychiatric-drugs-and-trans-violence-after-mn-shooting-n2193316

One less criminal in office.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2025/08/28/texas-sheriff-arrested-by-his-deputies-for-official-oppression-corruption/

OTHER

Congress, please stop authorizing the DOGE agencies.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2025/08/29/4d-chess-trump-uses-rare-pocket-rescission-to-claw-back-foreign-aid-and-outflank-legal-challenges-n2193364

A Virginia Republican gets some help.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/08/29/lets-go-winsome-sears-gets-big-boost-from-a-surprising-source-as-gubernatorial-race-heats-up-n2193361

What does Muriel want from Trump ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/29/dc-mayor-admits-trumps-takeover-has-reduced-crime-n2662491

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The Convert My Child To A Mutant Editor: What are you a target of, LL ?

The Not A Target Cat: I’m reporting on the Target Store firing their woke-lgbtqra-blm-hamas-union teacher supporting CEO. I quit capitalizing their identification.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/08/20/go-woke-go-broke-target-ceo-resigns-amid-plummeting-sales-n2193027

Whoever made the Target Dog still gets a Sphinx Award. This video is hard to find now. It is almost like Hillgal’s 30,000 emails-scrubbed clean.

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It is equality.

https://theonion.com/wnba-agrees-to-end-disparity-between-mens-womens-fines/

https://www.naharnet.com/

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Stevie might have damaged the last building in California that hasn’t burned.

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-under-fire-for-issuing-cdl-to-stevie-wonder

https://redstate.com/

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Road Rules

Guidelines adopted by director Chuck Jones in making Warner Bros.’ Road Runner-Wile E. Coyote cartoons, from Jones’ 1999 memoir Chuck Amuck:

The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “beep-beep!”

No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products.

The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. (Repeat: “A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.” — George Santayana)

No dialogue ever, except “beep-beep!”

The Road Runner must stay on the road — otherwise, logically, he would not be called road runner.

All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.

All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.

Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy.

The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

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Road Rules

Guidelines adopted by director Chuck Jones in making Warner Bros.’ Road Runner-Wile E. Coyote cartoons, from Jones’ 1999 memoir Chuck Amuck:

The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “beep-beep!”

No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products.

The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. (Repeat: “A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.” — George Santayana)

No dialogue ever, except “beep-beep!”

The Road Runner must stay on the road — otherwise, logically, he would not be called road runner.

All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.

All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.

Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy.

The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

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