I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know!

I’m kinda glad dinosaurs are extinct because I’m pretty sure I’d try to ride one after a few drinks.

Technically, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud.

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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie
your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do
while you’re down there.
George Burns

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house… walked home… and left it there all night.

You gotta love George.

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THERE IS TOO MUCH NATIONAL  NEWS

Jake and CNN should broadcast from the DNC Office.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/05/anyone-catch-cnns-embarrassing-error-about-the-j6-pipe-bomb-suspect-n2667420

Calling Walz retarded is being too nice.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/05/people-are-driving-to-tim-walzs-house-and-calling-him-this-its-totally-hilarious-n2667415

Newsom should be a host on ‘The View’.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/12/04/hot-takes-internet-has-a-ball-mocking-newsoms-bizarre-chair-sitting-posture-n2196820

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbjby94gf0x6tfg9vyzw8cnk.jpeg

Minnesota is run like several war lord provinces in Afghanistan.   Bring in more unvented migrants, locate them in small areas, and you can elect immigrants like Ilhan Omar.  Too many seem to be corrupt.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/12/03/former-minneapolis-chamber-ceo-admits-stealing-reward-money-for-unsolved-child-murders-n2667321

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/12/03/new-scandal-erupts-in-mn-after-dem-appointed-judge-tosses-72m-taxpayer-fraud-conviction-n2196777

Maybe the voters in New York don’t mind being killed, burned alive, shot, raped, or stabbed.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/01/new-york-state-thumbs-its-nose-at-ice-lets-loose-almost-7k-illegal-alien-criminals-out-on-the-streets-n2196721

Goldman is smelly, so are his voters.

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/1995497163967590856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1996035233494565275%7Ctwgr%5E8966f4a00958805acf5d29ad024d63238d13a671%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fredstate.com%2Fsister-toldjah%2F2025%2F12%2F03%2Fdan-goldman-goes-to-bat-for-violent-criminal-illegals-in-nyc-gets-schooled-by-dhs-n2196770

Trump is getting some overtime.   I don’t recall Joey being criticized for spending 1/3 of his time in a beach chair.   Does Trump have an android replacing the real Trump ?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/android

https://nypost.com/2025/12/02/us-news/trump-working-up-to-12-hour-days-oval-office-logs-show-refuting-ny-times-report-on-fatigue-limiting-events/

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/12/02/trump-humorous-nukes-the-fatigue-narrative-has-everyone-laughing-n2196755

INTERNATIONAL  NEWS

Shut the borders.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2025/12/02/noem-flags-sweeping-travel-ban-on-countries-dumping-killers-leeches-and-entitlement-junkies-on-u-s/

Joe and his lapdogs have moved on and left a poop-mess for Americans to clean up.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/01/federal-watchdog-warned-afghan-resettlement-to-u-s-relies-on-taliban-cooperation/

They have no plans except to run around and yell.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=corgi+races+on+beach+video+funny#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f97a6c55,vid:i9Ig4wy-ym8,st:0

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The Canine Editor:   What are your picks, LL ?

The Feline Cat:   Here are a few.

Many animals are smarter than many humans.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/06/24/who-gave-them-the-blueprints-to-do-this/

Nature can be violent.

https://nypost.com/2024/09/03/us-news/great-blue-heron-swallows-whole-nyc-rat-in-disturbing-video/

A teen hero.

https://nypost.com/2024/09/28/us-news/hogwild-drama-unfolds-as-hero-teen-caleb-morris-thwarts-unhinged-groundhogs-attack-on-jogger/

Turkeys.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/11/17/turkey-crossing/

Turkeys honoring a dead cat.

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Everything is racist.

https://genesiustimes.com/if-you-dont-want-to-be-set-on-fire-while-sleeping-on-a-train-by-a-repeat-offender-youre-probably-a-racist-bigot/

https://www.the-independent.com/topic/nairobi

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It is in the book.

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-people-who-prefer-ham-at-thanksgiving-will-not-enter-the-kingdom

https://www.breitbart.com/

You are God’s children and he loves you very much. So you must try to be like him.