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Ilhan takes Nancy Pelosi’s place as the number 1 HOR criminal.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/27/us-news/ilhan-omars-hubbys-30m-firm-quietly-scrubs-names-from-website-as-squad-member-faces-mounting-questions-on-sudden-wealth-amid-minnesota-welfare-fraud/

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Different takes on Christmas.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2025/12/25/christmas-cheer-hhs-and-the-department-of-interiors-christmas-greetings-are-making-spirits-bright-n2197473

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Nice surprises.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/25/business/louisiana-boss-hands-workers-240m-in-bonuses-after-selling-his-company-for-1-7b/

https://nypost.com/2025/12/25/lifestyle/vintage-christmas-ornament-had-hidden-notes-inside/

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NATIONAL

Wouldn’t it be funny if The Supremes say send in the Marines first.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2025/12/25/attorney-and-gw-bush-aag-warns-jb-pritzker-not-to-be-too-quick-taking-a-victory-lap-on-scotus-decision-n2197481

If you defaulted on your student loan–wake up.     College students make worse decisions than 7 year old children and their sex change operation.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/12/23/trump-makes-huge-move-on-student-loan-debt-and-democrats-are-gonna-flip-n4947459

Rand Paul lists waste, but the process continues.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/23/bat-viruses-beagle-torment-rand-pauls-new-grievance-airing-n2197411

Some mayors differ with Timmy Walz.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2025/12/23/nearly-100-mn-mayors-warn-in-no-nonsense-letter-that-tim-walz-is-leading-state-to-fiscal-disaster-n2197404

This sounds like good news.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/12/23/hageman-announces-run-to-replace-lummis-n2197413

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It’s tit for tat.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/23/us-news/trump-admin-bars-five-european-officials-from-entering-us-due-to-extraterritorial-censorship-campaign/

New York is not the place to be–give me the countryside.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/23/us-news/pit-bull-attacks-baby-on-nyc-street-and-refuses-to-let-go/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umS3XM3xAPk

We haven’t had a construction SNAFU in a few months.   The moral is get your money in advance–maybe in escrow.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/24/real-estate/neighbors-sue-220-central-park-south-over-construction/

It begins in the state elections.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/24/south-carolina-republicans-sweep-special-elections/

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The Everything Has To Go Editor:   What are your plans, LL ?

The Clear The Files Cat:    It is time to clear the files of items that didn’t make the publication cut.   They were inappropriate, vulgar, made by Democrats, in bad taste, or just fell between the cracks ( like the Brown University killer ).

https://babylonbee.com/news/brown-university-hires-chief-wiggum-to-track-down-shooter

Here are more items we lost track of when I switched to AI instead of having Fluffy do our research.

USPS NEWS

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-trump-puts-himself-on-all-postage-stamps-forcing-democrats-to-abolish-the-usps

2026 PREDICTIONS

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-predictions-for-2026

Trump’s surprise album.

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Give them some chicken gizzards and livers.

https://genesiustimes.com/local-kids-announce-they-are-starving-2-minutes-after-leaving-a-party-with-endless-amounts-of-food-they-didnt-touch/

https://www.theepochtimes.com/china/hong-kong-the-world?utm_medium=GoogleAds&utm_source=PerfmaxM&utm_campaign=PM_max-G-GasPrices_AU22_81-mik-20251209&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23351185894&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqbb9l9nHkQMVdBmtBh1vMilJEAAYASAAEgI7evD_BwE

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Corey is the woman.

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-show-solidarity-with-trans-kids-corey-booker-to-get-his-vagina-removed

https://pjmedia.com/

35 Lord, your power has helped me to be strong. You have kept me safe, like a shield. Your kind help has made me great. 36 You have helped me to move safely, so that my feet do not slip.