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HI HO SILVER — PHENOMENAL

On Being Bilingual

I knew being fluent in Cursive would  be rewarding for
me some day!

-Sheila Tolley-

Checks & Balances

Image result for pic of $200

A man goes to get his check and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by $200.
He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet.
At the end of the following month when he opens the check, he sees that he’s been underpaid by $200.
Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. “Sir, I think you’ve made a mistake on my check.”
“And how do you figure that?” his employer asks.
“It seems I’ve been underpaid by $200.”
“So?”
“No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.”
“Last month I overpaid you by $200 and you didn’t complain so why now?”
“Well Sir, thing is I don’t mind if you make a mistake once…. but if it becomes a habit I have to say something.”

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Choose a job you love,
and you will never work a day in your life.
Confucius

Are you 4 or 5?

THE SPHINX—RHODE ISLAND

Minnesota.

Did Walz wake up ?

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/26/bipartisan-breakthrough-trump-praises-walz-call-collaboration-n2198525

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/26/tom-homan-is-heading-to-minneapolis-n2670082

Will the Iranian killers wake up ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/01/26/uss-abraham-lincoln-strike-force-arrives-near-iran-n2670078

China might have sent the fertile women to America to give birth to citizens.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2026/01/26/yeah-so-china-just-imploded-n4948747

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Iran is run like American Democrats are in charge.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/25/reports-iran-crackdown-among-deadliest-in-modern-times-36000-dead-hospital-executions-stuffed-alive-in-body-bags/

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Minnesota criminals sponsored by Democrats who let the illegals in to begin the problem.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/01/26/link-to-walzs-administration-in-anti-ice-signal-chats-n2198511

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/us-news/anti-ice-protesters-swarm-st-paul-hotel-they-believe-is-housing-fed-agents/

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WEATHER

https://www.weather.gov/

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The Eagles are flying high.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/22/entertainment/the-eagles-greatest-hits-album-first-to-sell-over-40m-units-in-us-history/

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A bunch of Democrat criminal losers.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/25/the-anti-ice-signal-chat-has-reportedly-been-infiltratedand-that-name-looks-familiar-n2670039

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/01/25/watch-scott-bessent-crushes-corporate-media-narratives-when-asked-about-cbp-mn-shooting-incident-n2198502

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/us-news/trump-noem-blast-dems-tim-walz-and-jacob-frey-for-inciting-protesters-like-alex-pretti/

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Baby Vance needs to show the stupid reporters who ask questions.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/01/22/jd-vance-was-absolutely-brilliant-today-in-minnesota-n4948639

NATIONAL

Hochul has TDS, which may cause the death of some Yorkers.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/01/25/kathy-hochul-statement-on-federal-help-from-noem-during-winter-storm-n2198494

Check on Ole Ilhan’s finances.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/24/us-news/house-gop-prepares-for-court-to-establish-how-ilhan-omar-her-husband-are-worth-up-to-30m/

Every department head in every department should be impeached, removed, and indicted—9,000 million dollars have been stolen.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/24/us-news/articles-of-impeachment-filed-against-cartel-boss-tim-walz-could-expand-to-other-state-officials/

Newsom has more corruption in California than Walz has in Minnesota.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/01/21/under-secretary-of-education-exposes-the-scary-amount-of-student-loan-fraud-in-california-n2198362

Georgia has a fraudster that could make a good Senator or Democrat President.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/22/us-news/florida-financial-advisor-todd-burkhalter-pleads-guilty-to-380m-ponzi-scheme-in-georgia-largest-scheme/

Another scam filled department ends.

https://pjmedia.com/billmartinez/2026/01/22/hegseth-takes-sledgehammer-to-pentagons-oldest-dei-program-n4948618

Stop the scam money departments.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/aaron-bean-ice-dhs/2026/01/23/id/1243263/

GOOD.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/01/23/trump-calls-for-criminal-probe-of-ilhan-omar-for-allegedly-netting-millions-in-office/

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Mamdinky.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/us-news/nyc-homeless-living-high-life-under-mayor-mamdanis-new-policies/

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The Smallest Editor:   You are moving right along with your state articles, LL.

The Rhodes Cat:    I sure am.    Rhode Island is kind of unique.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhode_Island

Places to visit.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g28960-Activities-Rhode_Island.html

State symbols.

https://www.ri.gov/facts/factsfigures.php

State song.

Whew !!!!

https://theonion.com/washington-post-publishes-editorial-defending-fbi-raid-on-its-reporter/

https://www.providencejournal.com/

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Emergency money.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nato-begs-us-for-emergency-funding-so-they-can-defend-greenland-from-us

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Orion’s Treasures over Snowy Mountains
Image Credit & Copyright: Włodzimierz Bubak; Text: Ogetay Kayali (MTU)

Explanation: Rising over a frozen valley in the Tatra Mountains, the familiar stars and nebulas of Orion dominate this wide-field nightscape. The featured deep photo was taken in southern Poland‘s highest mountain range last month, where dark skies and alpine terrain combined to reveal both Earth’s rugged beauty and the structure of our galaxy. Above the snowy mountains, Orion’s bright belt stars anchor a region of glowing interstellar clouds. The Great Orion Nebula, a vast stellar nursery visible even to the unaided eye, shines near the center of the scene. Surrounding it is the enormous arc of Barnard’s Loop, a faint shell of ionized hydrogen gas spanning much of the constellation. To the left, the round Rosette Nebula glows softly, while the grayish Witch Head Nebula hovers to the right, illuminated by nearby starlight. Near the top, the orange supergiant Betelgeuse marks the hunter’s shoulder.

Tomorrow’s picture: reflecting Orion