MEMES

Three Sisters

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Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old yells back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.” 

★¨`*•♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile. ♫ ..•* ★

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I know…..

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t put off until tomorrow
what you can forget entirely.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—OHIO

ANTI-ICE CRIMINALS HAVE TAKEN OVER PUBLIC STREETS, LIKE BLM AND ANTIFA DID IN 2020.   THEY HAVE CHECKPOINTS.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/02/02/anti-ice-crew-setting-up-blockades-in-minneapolis-n2198740

Who is protesting ?

https://nypost.com/2026/02/03/us-news/grassroots-anti-ice-campaigns-funded-by-left-wing-billionaire-donors-sources/

*****

Will the Clintons testify in an open hearing, and be sworn in ??????

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/02/02/bill-and-hillary-clinton-reverse-course-and-will-testify-in-front-of-congress-n2670553

Baby Trump takes Baby Nancy golfing.

 

Maybe Congress could protect individuals for a change.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/marsha-blackburn-live-nation-ticketmaster/2026/01/29/id/1244098/

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RECORDS

It isn’t as bad as first presented.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/30/lifestyle/young-girl-topples-tower-made-from-63000-beer-coasters-created-by-artist-in-a-bid-to-break-guinness-world-record/

Polar Bears.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/30/polar-bears-thriving-despite-melting-ice-new-study-shocks-experts-n2198687

NATIONAL

The Biden Democrats will go down in history as the most Evil, Corrupt, and Putrid in American history.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/30/border-czar-homan-145000-migrant-children-rescued-from-biden-era-neglect-n2198692

The Republicans are marginally better than the dems.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/01/30/swamp-rivals-join-to-sink-trumps-pro-american-migration-policy/

Indict her like Judge Duggan was indicted and convicted in Wisconsin.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/02/02/judge-indicted-for-handcuffing-attorney-in-jury-box-n2670515

It is a shame that Fido couldn’t get a few bites.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/02/02/wild-high-speed-chase-in-charlotte-cmpd-n2198766

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The Buckeye Editor:    What does Ohio offer our loyal readers, LL ?

The Tour Guide Cat:   They have all kinds of great places, here are a few.

https://todoseekers.com/things-to-do-in-ohio

State symbols.

https://ohio.gov/government/resources/ohio-facts-state-symbols

State song.

Nancy would have a lifetime supply of ice cubes.

https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-buying-greenland/

https://www.dispatch.com/

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What if D.C. froze ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/gleeful-weatherman-excitedly-announces-dangerous-storm-likely-to-kill-everyone

https://hotair.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Spiral Galaxy NGC 1512: Wide Field
Image Credit & Copyright: Daniel Stern

Explanation: Most galaxies don’t have any rings — why does this galaxy have three? To begin, a ring that’s near NGC 1512‘s center — and so hard to see here — is the nuclear ring which glows brightly with recently formed stars. Next out is a ring of stars and dust appearing both red and blue, called, counter-intuitively, the inner ring. This inner ring connects ends of a diffuse central bar of stars that runs horizontally across the galaxy. Farthest out in this wide field image is a ragged structure that might be considered an outer ring. This outer ring appears spiral-like and is dotted with clusters of bright blue stars. All these ring structures are thought to be affected by NGC 1512‘s own gravitational asymmetries in a drawn-out process called secular evolution. The featured image was captured last month from a telescope at Deep Sky Chile in Chile.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

 A wicked person runs away even when nobody is chasing him. But a righteous person is as brave as a lion.