MEMES

Three Sisters

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Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old yells back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.” 

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Don’t put off until tomorrow
what you can forget entirely.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—OHIO

ANTI-ICE CRIMINALS HAVE TAKEN OVER PUBLIC STREETS, LIKE BLM AND ANTIFA DID IN 2020.   THEY HAVE CHECKPOINTS.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/02/02/anti-ice-crew-setting-up-blockades-in-minneapolis-n2198740

Who is protesting ?

https://nypost.com/2026/02/03/us-news/grassroots-anti-ice-campaigns-funded-by-left-wing-billionaire-donors-sources/

*****

Will the Clintons testify in an open hearing, and be sworn in ??????

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/02/02/bill-and-hillary-clinton-reverse-course-and-will-testify-in-front-of-congress-n2670553

Baby Trump takes Baby Nancy golfing.

 

Maybe Congress could protect individuals for a change.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/marsha-blackburn-live-nation-ticketmaster/2026/01/29/id/1244098/

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RECORDS

It isn’t as bad as first presented.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/30/lifestyle/young-girl-topples-tower-made-from-63000-beer-coasters-created-by-artist-in-a-bid-to-break-guinness-world-record/

Polar Bears.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/30/polar-bears-thriving-despite-melting-ice-new-study-shocks-experts-n2198687

NATIONAL

The Biden Democrats will go down in history as the most Evil, Corrupt, and Putrid in American history.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/30/border-czar-homan-145000-migrant-children-rescued-from-biden-era-neglect-n2198692

The Republicans are marginally better than the dems.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2026/01/30/swamp-rivals-join-to-sink-trumps-pro-american-migration-policy/

Indict her like Judge Duggan was indicted and convicted in Wisconsin.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/02/02/judge-indicted-for-handcuffing-attorney-in-jury-box-n2670515

It is a shame that Fido couldn’t get a few bites.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/02/02/wild-high-speed-chase-in-charlotte-cmpd-n2198766

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The Buckeye Editor:    What does Ohio offer our loyal readers, LL ?

The Tour Guide Cat:   They have all kinds of great places, here are a few.

https://todoseekers.com/things-to-do-in-ohio

State symbols.

https://ohio.gov/government/resources/ohio-facts-state-symbols

State song.

Nancy would have a lifetime supply of ice cubes.

https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-buying-greenland/

https://www.dispatch.com/

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What if D.C. froze ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/gleeful-weatherman-excitedly-announces-dangerous-storm-likely-to-kill-everyone

https://hotair.com/

Bible Verse

 A wicked person runs away even when nobody is chasing him. But a righteous person is as brave as a lion.