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HOPE takes a little patience…don’t give up too soon

Some People Never Get Old….

Life Is Short.   Live It To The Fullest.
It Does Have An Expiration Date, You Know!
Hope yours is a long way off…

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Worrying is like a rocking chair,
it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
Anonymous

STOP

Image result for funny stop signs

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, “What for?”

The sheriff responds, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”

The lawyer says, “I slowed down and no one was coming.”

“You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration please,” say the sheriff impatiently.

The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”

The sheriff says, “That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle.”

The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”

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THE SPHINX—QUESTIONS

Bring out the paint brushes.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/02/18/red-white-and-blue-air-force-one-to-get-first-new-paint-design-since-kennedy-era-n2199298

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Is it destiny, fate, or maybe luck ???

https://nypost.com/2026/02/18/us-news/wild-video-shows-mom-and-two-sons-hit-by-car-outside-nj-preschool/

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I CAN SEE THE CLINTON’S MEMORIES EVAPORATING.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/02/18/epstein-files-reveals-ghislaine-maxwells-central-role-in-setting-up-clinton-global-initiative-despite-hillary-clinton-saying-they-had-met-on-a-few-occasions/

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CALIFORNIA VOTERS SHOULD BE IN PRISON FOR KEEPING KAREN BASS AND MOUSSE MAN IN OFFICE.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/02/17/la-mayor-karen-bass-refuses-to-enforce-animal-abuse-laws-on-the-homeless-who-abuse-and-traffic-dogs-n2199269

Speaking of dogs, Morocco is reported to be killing 3 million stray dogs for the 2030 World Cup Soccer Games.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/02/17/report-three-million-dogs-to-be-killed-by-firing-squad-ahead-of-world-cup/

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Israel is still at war.    Hamas has about 10,000 well armed terrorists in Gaza.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/15/world-news/israels-war-between-the-wars-with-hamas-continues-despite-cease-fire/

Trump has given Iran enough time.   They won’t give up power.   Have the Democrats cooperated after losing power to the Republicans ?????

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/02/16/new-development-iran-diplomat-signals-nuclear-talks-if-us-eases-sanctions-n2199207

Musk helps Ukraine.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/16/world-news/elon-musks-starlink-crackdown-cripples-russian-attacks-on-ukraine-as-casualty-rates-soar/

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OLYMPICS

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/02/18/give-that-pooch-a-medal-wolf-dog-crashes-the-olympic-womens-cross-country-ski-race-in-hilarious-fashion-n2199318

https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026

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Baby Cruz and Tucker.

NATIONAL

More Detention Centers.

Joe Biden needs all but 10 percent of his property and money confiscated, and given to disabled veterans.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/16/opinion/bidens-quiet-amnesty-for-nearly-1-million-illegal-immigrants/

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/02/14/ice-now-reportedly-plans-eight-10000-bed-deportation-facilities-by-november-n2199164

Who has been spending the money?    Check the receipts.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/02/14/kennedy-roasts-washington-spending-in-newsnation-interview-n2671333

FOOD

Costco makes customers happy.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/16/business/costco-launches-mobile-app-ordering-for-custom-cakes-and-deli-trays-easing-customer-woes/

Papa John’s wants a star.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/17/lifestyle/papa-johns-is-aiming-to-get-a-michelin-star-for-its-pizza/

HEALTH

Infertility.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/16/health/most-common-cause-of-male-infertility-and-best-ways-to-treat-it/

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The Questions Editor:    What is going on at Harvard, LL ?     Why are they reducing the number of A’s that professors can give students ?

https://nypost.com/2026/02/09/us-news/harvard-limiting-the-number-of-a-grades-is-a-good-thing-even-if-students-are-melting-down-over-it/

The Voice Of The People Cat:    Fluffy uncovered the real reasons that A grades are so numerous.  Since they added the course on ‘How to hate Jews 101’ the A is the most given grade.

TQE:  Is it true that women wearing a Burka ( with just slits for eyes ) get an automatic A ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/24118241

It is true.   You also get a free dinner with Mandinky in NYC.

TQE:    Is it also true that women have a lower temperature than men ?

https://nypost.com/2026/02/09/health/yes-women-often-feel-colder-than-men-heres-why/

They sometimes have colder temperatures.   Women like Maxine Waters, Hillary, Nancy, Jasmine, have extra cold hearts that is a drag on their thermostats.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=cold+cold+heart+song+original#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:687c95d9,vid:Wn2e4Dhod7M,st:0

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Keep track of the calendar.

https://babylonbee.com/news/patriots-offensive-line-surprised-to-learn-super-bowl-was-yesterday

https://www.nuukdailynews.com/

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They don’t have what it takes.   

https://babylonbee.com/news/imperial-stormtrooper-once-again-finishes-dead-last-in-olympic-biathlon

https://pjmedia.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

B93: A Dark Interstellar Ghost
Image Credit & Copyright: Christian Bertincourt; Text: Keighley Rockcliffe (NASA GSFC, UMBC CSST, CRESST II)

Explanation: “A ghost in the Milky Way…” says Christian Bertincourt, the astrophotographer behind this striking image of Barnard 93 (B93). The 93rd entry in Barnard’s Catalogue of Dark Nebulae, B93 lies within the Small Sagittarius Star Cloud (Messier 24), where its darkness stands in stark contrast to bright stars and gas in the background. In some ways, B93 is really like a ghost, because it contains gas and dust that was dispersed by the deaths of stars, like supernovas. B93 appears as a dark void not because it is empty, but because its dust blocks the light emitted by more distant stars and glowing gas. Like other dark nebulas, some gas from B93, if dense and massive enough, will eventually gravitationally condense to form new stars. If so, then once these stars ignite, B93 will transform from a dark ghost into a brilliant cradle of newborn stars.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

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