PATRIOT POST MEMES

Onward Christian Soldiers

 

Fun Pictures….Part 4

 

????? The Whole Nine Yards


During the Second World War, American combat planes were equipped with big machine guns that were used to fire incessantly at targets. To solve the problem of having to reload the machine guns frequently, the bullets for the gun were packed into heavy chains called gun belts that were twenty-seven feet (8.2 meters), or nine yards long. When the plane’s crew encountered targets that were particularly challenging, they sometimes had to fire the entire gun belt at just that one target. They began to refer to this as “giving the adversary the full nine yards.” This became a common expression among service members and veterans after the war.

In the 1960’s, an athlete named Ralph Boston broke the world long jump record by jumping twenty-seven feet and half an inch (8.3 meters.) This was widely reported under the headline “Boston Goes The Whole Nine Yards!” It was after this report that the phrase gained wide usage. Today, “to go the whole nine yards” is commonly used to mean “to go all the way” or “to take full measure.”

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

The best moments in life include
laughing until you cry, pee or both.
And if it all happens at the same time,
then it’s a full body workout.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES

YOUR IPHONE IS UNDER ATTACK.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/24/tech/iphone-under-threat-of-fake-calendar-app-scam-how-to-shut-it-down/

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SOTU

https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/opinion/trumps-home-run-state-of-the-union-2026-showed-exactly-how-crazy-the-democrats-are/

The Democrats are POS.   Here were a few high points.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/02/24/rashida-tlaib-has-massive-meltdown-at-the-sotu-n2671855

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/02/24/the-vibes-for-the-us-mens-hockey-team-are-so-high-we-got-strippers-standing-for-the-anthem-n2671798

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/02/24/watch-trump-awards-presidential-medal-of-freedom-to-olympic-hockey-hero-n2199545

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/02/24/trump-takes-a-brutal-swipe-at-nancy-pelosi-during-state-of-the-union-n4949932

The women’s hockey team is visiting The White House.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/02/25/pronoun-twitter-might-commit-mass-suicide-after-trump-said-this-about-the-us-womens-hockey-team-n2671852

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/02/25/if-the-dems-lose-the-midterms-this-moment-at-the-state-of-the-union-will-be-cited-as-the-reason-why-n2671863

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Iran news

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/02/24/iranian-protesters-burn-flags-in-the-street-as-regime-wrestles-with-imminent-airstrikes-n2671809

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/02/23/u-s-military-aircraft-land-israel-netanyahu-warns-iran-force-cannot-imagine/

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/02/23/angry-kittens-f-16-falcons-bound-for-middle-east-are-now-bearing-some-interesting-hardware-n2199486

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More reward money for Guthrie kidnapping.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/savannah-guthrie-nancy-guthrie-reward/2026/02/24/id/1247221/

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Baby Trump with his buddies.

The media hates anything American, FJB and them.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2026/02/22/kash-patel-responds-to-criticism-of-his-celebration-with-team-usa-mens-hockey-yes-i-love-america/

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What do you see ?

https://nypost.com/2026/02/22/lifestyle/head-scratching-optical-illusion-sparks-debate/

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Being loyal to a country is right behind family, spirituality, and self.   Good look to the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/02/22/city-that-launched-george-washingtons-career-excludes-pledge-of-allegiance-as-unnecessary-pageantry-n2199421

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Poor Bass, can’t catch a break.   She was elected.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/02/22/caught-lafds-secret-plan-to-protect-karen-bass-and-dept-from-fire-report-fallout-n2199419

NATIONAL

Mousse Man’s Train can’t catch a break.

https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2026/02/20/californias-high-speed-rail-cant-catch-a-break-n3812126

It is true, the lefties ignore everything except using the government to enforce their policy on all Americans. It is the policy of the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/chase-spears/2026/02/21/the-dc-sewer-catastrophe-is-part-of-the-deconstructionist-plot-n2199391

https://redstate.com/brad-essex/2026/02/21/the-essex-files-kansas-was-right-to-restore-common-sense-on-bathrooms-n2199357

This Real ID Law must have died a slow death.    I had to present a birth certificate, Social Security Card, and one piece of mail with my address on it in 2015 to renew my license.

https://www.dhs.gov/archive/news/2022/12/05/dhs-announces-extension-real-id-full-enforcement-deadline

OTHER

You be the judge.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/22/us-news/arizona-circle-k-manager-robert-gawlitza-sued-for-buying-12-8m-the-pick-winning-lottery-ticket/

CBS loses another Democrat after the Epstein file release.   The dems wanted it released.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/23/business/peter-attia-exits-cbs-news-after-epstein-emails-revelation/

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Mamdinky the mam.

https://nypost.com/2026/02/24/us-news/mayor-mamdani-blasted-after-unruly-mob-launch-disgusting-snowball-attack-on-nypd-officers-he-set-the-tone/

https://nypost.com/2026/02/24/us-news/mamdani-jokes-about-snowball-attack-on-nypd-says-cops-should-be-treated-with-respect/

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The Plan Ahead Editor:   Do you know about ‘The law of unintended consequences’, LL ?

The For Sure Cat:   I sure do, anyone who pays attention to what is going on can tell what will happen.   Waymo should have known that Americans are too lazy or self-absorbed to close their car doors

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/02/15/serve-the-robots-waymo-hires-gig-workers-to-close-robotaxi-doors-left-open-by-customers/

I like this one, it’s funny.   The fools that run The District of Columbia have been so busy the last 20 years that they neglected their sewer system.   

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/02/16/are-we-shocked-that-the-media-is-avoiding-this-dc-story-n2671363

https://x.com/SullyCNBC/status/2022519483466686950

The D.C. Mayor and Council have been so busy with their Black Lives Matter street graffiti,  you could see it from space, before it was removed when Trump won a second term.   Another hot item was not punishing criminals.    They have been worried about the wrong thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lives_Matter_Plaza#/media/File:In_Space,_We_Can_Hear_Your_Screams_(49986786312).jpg

The Massachusetts Democrat House and Senate didn’t plan on a Democrat auditor taking them to court over a possible 12 million in fraud.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/02/16/democratic-auditor-takes-own-party-to-court-after-12m-fraud-and-72-vote-for-audit-n2199203

Go figure, this actor is upset that a trans-person-killer was not accepted as normal in an old movie.   They couldn’t see the consequences.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/02/16/silence-of-the-lambs-actor-trashes-35-year-old-classic-for-not-living-up-to-todays-woke-sensibilities-n2199200

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=you+are+no+good+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:80f21923,vid:6ysu2aUCwgk,st:0

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Oh, no!!!!

https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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I loves you, baby!!!

https://babylonbee.com/news/jacobs-i-love-you-almost-as-much-as-i-love-your-sister-valentine-card-not-a-big-hit-with-leah

https://www.breitbart.com/

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