“In my younger days, I would have never believed that I would one day be old and bored enough with life to extend wishes for a Happy Ground Hog Day….yet, here I am.”
-Sheila Tolley-
Day: February 2, 2026
MEMES
Monday Morning Meme Madness
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Money can’t buy happiness,
but it can buy you a VIP seat.
Just don’t forget that the show ends
and you’ve still got to go home.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—OKLAHOMA
TODAY IS GROUNDHOG DAY.
https://www.almanac.com/groundhog-day
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AI reported this as the S.S. Minnow, but our real reporters corrected the mistake.
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The United Nations is going bankrupt. I don’t know which is the most corrupt, the Democrat Party or them.
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Some new Epstein Files are released, will Bill’s 26 trips on Jeff’s plane be released.
Oh, Cuba.
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The Democrat Party should be made to pay.
Baby Trump at Thanksgiving.
The real Senator Kennedy speaks up.
https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/01/31/sen-kennedy-anti-ice-remarks-n2198700
NATIONAL
Soon the only news from Minnesota will be about the 16 Billion FRAUD and which elected officials are indicted.
Trump changes his opinion.
The Republicans don’t use their power well.
Atlanta is a Democrat cesspool.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2026/01/28/fbi-executes-search-warrant-n2670255
California is worse.
SPORTS
The NFL Hall of Fame is run by fools if they can’t elect the coach who won more Super Bowls than any coach in history, on the first ballot.
https://sports.betmgm.com/en/blog/nfl/nfl-head-coaches-most-super-bowl-wins-bm03/
MEDIA
Sundance is moving.
Melania has 3 more years.
Michael Jackson.
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Mamdinky—Will the Democratic Socialist of America replace the Democratic Party ??????
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The Editor: Is Oklahoma still OK, LL ?
The Mail Cat: They are according to the USPS. A brief history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Oklahoma
Things to see.
https://todoseekers.com/things-to-do-in-oklahoma
State symbols.
https://statesymbolsusa.org/states/united-states/oklahoma
State song.
Arf, arf,…..Laaaassssiiieee.
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A good idea. Send the politicians to prison.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-convert-entire-city-of-minneapolis-into-insane-asylum
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Orion: The Running Man Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Robert G. Lyons (Robservatory)
Explanation: What part of Orion is this? Just north of the famous Orion Nebula is a picturesque star forming region in Orion’s Sword that contains a lot of intricate dust — some of which appears blue because it reflects the light of bright embedded stars. The region’s popular name is the Running Man Nebula because, looked at from the right, part of the brown dust appears to be running legs. Cataloged as Sharpless 279, the reflection nebula is not only part of the constellation of Orion, but part of the greater Orion molecular cloud complex. Light from the Running Man’s bright stars, including 42 Orionis, the bright star closest to the featured image center, is slowly destroying and reshaping the surrounding dust, which will likely be completely gone in about 10 million years. The nebula spans about 15 light years and lies about 1,500 light years away.
Tomorrow’s picture: spider webb
