Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!”

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving? “

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A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the policeman walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the policeman smiles and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which the boy replies, “Now we run!”

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Life is about the journey.
Unless you are stuck in traffic, then it’s about the playlist.
Anonymous

NATIONAL  NEWS

More Ilhan Omar and husband news from Minnesota.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/27/new-revelations-ilhan-omars-husband-dumps-advisors-as-questions-swirl-n2197527

Sean Curran has had 0ver 10 months to clean up the Secret Service.   WHAT’S THE PROBLEM ???  

https://nypost.com/2025/12/27/us-news/watchdog-group-demands-answers-after-unbelievable-security-lapse-by-trumps-secret-service-team/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_M._Curran

California is more corrupt than Minnesota.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2025/12/27/ca-rep-kevin-kiley-owns-gavin-newsom-with-audit-that-shows-ca-is-the-fraud-capital-of-america-n2197524

*****

Two thousand twenty-five will have the largest murder reduction of any one year period in history.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/u-s-murder-rate-record/2025/12/24/id/1239532/

You decide.   I don’t trust any school before the facts are released.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/24/tx-school-district-cover-up-disciplinary-record-of-stabbing-student-n2668398

Amazon gives about the same apology for a driver stealing a customers cat.

Is this irony ?

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/12/27/whoops-illegal-alien-allegedly-runs-red-light-accidentally-hits-vehicle-guess-who-n2197539

Those in power don’t want to prosecute the rich and other politicians.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/27/us-news/newly-unearthed-epstein-documents-reveal-long-list-of-potential-sdny-prosecutions-in-wake-of-pedos-death/

INTERNATIONAL

Iran is still supporting terrorists.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/27/world-news/iranian-president-warns-tehran-is-in-total-war-against-west/

I wonder if she is carrying arms for terrorists ?

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/12/24/us-coast-guard-in-hot-pursuit-of-ford-bronco-in-the-caribbean-n2197453

China needs more missiles.

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2025/12/24/pentagon-report-china-loads-over-100-icbms-into-missile-silos-near-mongolian-border/

NATURE

One criminal down.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/12/26/14-million-turtle-smuggling-scheme-ends-in-prison-sentence-n2668514

*****   

The space Editor:    Whats up with the moon, LL ?

Hey Diddle Diddle Cat:   America is going back, if the administration following Trump keeps up.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46952/hey-diddle-diddle

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/18/new-trump-declares-space-supremacy-push-moon-base-by-2030-n2197269

The 2020 Georgia election votes were as secure as Jeffrey Epstein or Brown University students.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/12/19/we-dont-dispute-it-georgia-315k-vote-bombshell-blows-a-big-hole-in-2020s-most-secure-election-lie-n2197283

I wonder if Fani Willis was involved ?

Trump reclassifies marijuana from a Class 1 drug to a Class 3.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/18/trump-signs-order-reclassifying-marijuana-as-schedule-iii-drug/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=lucy+in+the+sky+with+diamonds#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0af30ebf,vid:LgR6UNeQxXE,st:0

*****

What else is there ?

https://theonion.com/student-whos-been-in-3-school-shootings-starting-to-think-this-might-be-about-him/

https://www.bostonherald.com/

*****

Everyone needs a job.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-blast-republicans-for-trying-to-put-hardworking-genital-mutilators-out-of-business

https://hotair.com/

M1: The Crab Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Alan Chen

Explanation: This is the mess that is left when a star explodes. The Crab Nebula, the result of a supernova seen in 1054 AD, is filled with mysterious filaments. The filaments are not only tremendously complex but appear to have less mass than expelled in the original supernova and a higher speed than expected from a free explosion. The featured image was taken by an amateur astronomer in Leesburg, Florida, USA over three nights last month. It was captured in three primary colors but with extra detail provided by specific emission by hydrogen gas. The Crab Nebula spans about 10 light years. In the Nebula’s very center lies a pulsar: a neutron star as massive as the Sun but with only the size of a small town. The Crab Pulsar rotates about 30 times each second.

Tomorrow’s picture: artificial comet

Do you say that you share in the life that God gives? If you say that, but if you still live in the dark, you are telling a lie. You are not living in God’s true way.

 

The reason there is a light in our fridge is because we are meant to have midnight snacks.
Anonymous