Patriot Post Memes

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out.
A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying,
‘Damn, that was fun’.
Groucho Marx

Interesting Pictures…Part 3

Cow Tales…Part 3

THE SPHINX—WEST VIRGINIA

LATE NEWS

Check your local weather.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/12/us-news/complex-storm-eyes-appalachians-could-bring-impactful-snow-to-i-95-corridor/

The overthrow is happening, it is too late to talk with terrorists.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/12/new-nuclear-bargain-now-iran-proposes-meet-during-protest-bloodshed-n2198036

Dems love violence.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-fear-iranian-desire-for-freedom-could-spread-to-america

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/01/12/la-rally-u-haul-truck-n2669319

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NATIONAL

Trump needs to shut up about talks with Iran.   Citizens are being massacred.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/trump-says-iran-wants-to-negotiate-as-the-death-toll-in-protests-rises-to-at-least-544/

What is Trump waiting on ?   The Mullahs have had 46 years.

 https://nypost.com/2026/01/11/world-news/iran-protest-death-toll-more-than-triples-as-trump-admin-weighs-military-strikes/     

It is natural for Democrats to defend the illegals that they let in.   Thank Nancy, Joe, and Schumer.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/01/10/dems-defend-this-ice-releases-horrifying-list-of-mns-pedos-rapists-and-thugs-n2197993

How many ‘rent a crowd’ businesses are there ???

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/10/crowd-for-hire-boss-slams-minneapolis-unrest-as-illegal-chaos-n2197996

Portland needs no Federal Tax Funds.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/10/us-news/portland-police-chief-chokes-up-while-confirming-tren-de-aragua-ties-in-cbp-shooting/

Maduro capture.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/01/09/what-to-do-if-youre-shot-3x-during-maduro-operation-if-youre-this-chinook-pilot-you-finish-mission-n2197967

Big Tish has more legal trouble.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/us-news/prosecutors-launch-new-probe-into-ny-ag-letitia-james-tied-to-longtime-hairdresser-report/

This was once called The New World Order.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/01/08/trump-orders-withdrawal-from-66-international-organizations-n2669093

Trump takes a shortcut.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/08/trump-outfoxes-senate-obstructionists-appoints-mark-walker-to-religious-liberty-position-not-needing-confirmation/

It is a shame that you can’t sue these rats for failure to uphold the law.   Maybe the Somalia 9 BILLION Dollar fraud will get them indicted.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/chad-wolf-jacob-frey-tim-walz/2026/01/08/id/1241309/

https://www.newsmax.com/newsmax-tv/andy-biggs-minnesota-medicaid/2026/01/08/id/1241304/

HEALTH

Health and Human Services ( HHS )  releases new guidelines for a good diet.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/01/07/maha-introduces-the-new-food-pyramid-and-how-it-will-affect-every-government-program-n2197858

The CDC has a new reasonable vaccine policy.   I’m a cat, but every government agency that I have ever seen wants to control you, your children, and your spirit—FJB and the Democrats.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/opinion/new-cdc-stance-on-kids-vaccines-isnt-anti-science-its-pro-parent/

NASA brings the Space Station Crew home early.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2026/01/09/nasa-orders-emergency-early-return-of-space-station-crew-due-to-astronaut-with-serious-medical-condition/

INTERNATIONAL                      

Trump brings order to word oil shipping.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/opinion/trump-is-giving-teeth-to-us-sanctions-by-seizing-ghost-fleet-oil-tankers/

Another illegal tanker is seized.

https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america/2026/01/09/watch-u-s-forces-seize-ghost-tanker-carrying-illegal-venezuelan-oil/

Is Russia out of military vehicles ??

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/09/meanwhile-in-russia-now-horses-have-internet-access-n2197964

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Mamdinky—The choice of New Yorkers.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/10/opinion/nyc-is-in-grave-danger-with-mamdanis-anti-policing-policies/

Maybe they will change the Constitution so Mamdinky, born in Uganda, can run for President.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/11/cea-weaver-government-housing-will-cost-you-30-percent-of-your-income-n2669287

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The Split Virginia Editor:   What are some things to do in West Virginia, LL ?

The Split State Cat:    West Virginia was part of Virginia before the Civil War.

Some interesting places to visit.   Scroll past the Table of Contents.

https://dofindgo.com/things-to-do-in-west-virginia-ultimate-guide/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22731763342&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3_f-kL_ykQMV3CvUAR3AhyWIEAAYASAAEgIOu_D_BwE

West Virginia symbols.    They appear to have two songs, I’m playing another by John Denver.

https://www.wvlegislature.gov/Educational/Kids_Page/symbols.cfm

Grok is an AI chatbot.

https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/

https://www.caracaschronicles.com/

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Why didn’t Democrats move to Venezuela ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-confused-why-venezuelans-cheering-downfall-of-nice-warm-collectivism

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Solar Eruption from SDO
Video Credit: NASA, SDO, AIA, Helioviewer; Processing & Text: Ogetay Kayali (MTU)

Explanation: What just leapt from the Sun? A towering structure of solar plasma suddenly rose from the Sun’s surface and unfurled into space — a structure so large that many Earths would easily fit within it– marking the onset of a dramatic Coronal Mass Ejection (CME). The event was captured in striking detail in late 2024 by NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO), whose continuous monitoring improves space weather forecasts and helps humanity better understand how solar activity affects satellites, GPS, radio communications, and power grids on Earth. The featured video blends three extreme-ultraviolet views from SDO’s Atmospheric Imaging Assembly (AIA), revealing how plasma at different temperatures surged upward as the eruption unfolded. Here, red highlights cooler, denser material lifted from the Sun’s lower atmosphere, while yellow traces hotter, million-degree coronal loops stretching outward as magnetic fields open. After the main outburst, the Sun’s magnetic fields quickly reorganize.

Tomorrow’s picture: pool of whirl

Bible Verse

 Remember that every good gift comes to us from God. He only does what will help us. He is our Father in heaven. He made everything in the sky that gives us light. Those things do not give us the same light all the time. They change, but God does not change.