PATRIOT POST MEMES

Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/01/19/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2423916

Sorry mate…

A horse walked into a unicorn bar…and felt really left out, because he was the only one without a horn. Their horns were beautiful and he wanted to make friends, so the next week he booked an appointment with a plastic surgeon to get one too.

Next time he went to the bar, now sporting his new horn, he was devastated when many of the unicorns were rolling their eyes at him, looking at him quizzically.

He asked the bartender:

“Why is everyone looking at me like this? I look just like you now!”

The bartender replied:

“Nah, sorry mate, you really don’t. That isn’t a horn, just some
silly cone.”

ASTONISHING…..

When things are put in perspective to humans and known objects, effects can be astounding.

 1. This is a giant leather back sea turtle. They grow up to 7 feet long and 2,000 pounds.

2. How many Earths would be able to fit inside the Sun? 1.3 million Earths.

3. Here’s an average-sized giant African land snail.

4. Eagle talons are enormous!

5. The size of an average blue whale’s heart.

6. The Titanic in a comparison with a modern cruise liner.

7. Quetzalcoatlus Northropi – the largest flying animal to ever live.

8. A pair of fully-inflated horse lungs.

9. This is how big a moose really is.

11. Nice to meet you!

12. Some road signs really are that huge!

    

13. Saltwater crocodiles are huge compared to fresh water crocs.

14. The view from Earth if our moon was replaced by Saturn.

15. The terrifying size of a gorilla’s hand.

16. Standing beside a single wind turbine blade.

17. Comparing a comet to the city of LA.

A Criminal Lawyer

“Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

You can’t stop the waves,
but you can learn to surf.
Jon Kabat-Zinn

THE SPHINX—RESOLUTIONS

TODAY IS MLK JR. DAY.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/01/05/when-is-mlk-day-january-2026/88031886007/

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Our AI misplaced this Baby Trump snippet from the Summer DNC meeting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BqvZqCDXRE

*****

HOW INCOMPETENT CAN YOU GET ?????

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/16/congress-blocks-dead-people-from-getting-social-security/

DO IT.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/01/15/homan-vows-to-expose-lefty-agitators-reveals-trump-teams-plan-to-make-them-famous-n2198198

*****

REMEMBER THIS WHEN GOVERNMENT CRIMINALS WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON YOU OR YOUR CHILDREN.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/14/cochrane-review-reveals-masks-ineffective-against-flu-like-illnesses-n2198130

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Visas are halted temporarily for 75 countries.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/14/new-state-dept-visa-halt-targets-somalia-russia-iran-n2198127

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THIS IS THE DEMOCRAT’S HEROINE.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/01/13/kbjs-incredible-new-word-in-trans-athletes-case-that-has-everyone-in-stitches-n2198097

This might be KBJ’s replacement.

https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2026/01/14/watch-adorable-little-boy-stole-the-show-during-trumps-whole-milk-signing-n4948294

Maybe they now realize that 10 million illegals with no English, skills, or jobs wasn’t a good idea.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/01/14/californias-billionaires-rage-at-huge-tax-bill-for-migrants/

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NATIONAL

Another Al-Qaeda terrorist is dead.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/17/new-from-centcom-al-qaeda-leader-behind-us-ambush-eliminated-n2198253

A Top Ten FBI criminal has been caught.   Does Walz or Frey want him ????

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/17/fbi-scores-major-new-win-top-ten-fugitive-captured-in-mexico-n2198246

Another terrorist is caught.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/01/16/sicko-who-threatened-jd-vances-family-now-facing-federal-charges-n2198226

Don’t interfere with Federal ICE officials during arrests of illegals.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/16/fafo-anti-ice-activist-sustained-some-brutal-injuriestrying-to-assault-federal-officers-n2669613

Who listens to these fools ?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/14/doctor-called-as-dems-expert-witness-senate-abortion-pill-hearing-refuses-say-men-cant-get-pregnant/

One less criminal California Judge is off the bench.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2026/01/13/orange-county-ca-judge-steps-down-pleads-guilty-in-workers-comp-fraud-n3810765

Hegseth is working hard.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/01/13/pete-hegseth-elon-musk-pledge-to-unleash-technological-innovation-n2669387

Good for him.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/14/watch-trump-flips-the-bird-at-heckler-during-ford-facility-tour/

Gavin’s Presidential Mode.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/01/16/gavin-newsom-sells-out-his-own-communications-team-backtracks-on-their-vile-ice-statement-n2198201

TRAVEL

The baggage handler is a comedian.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/14/lifestyle/traveler-mortified-at-what-arrives-at-airport-baggage-claim/

It will take 30 years to get the moon as trashy as San Francisco.

https://pjmedia.com/david-manney/2026/01/14/why-lunar-nuclear-power-matters-more-than-it-sounds-n4948304

At least we don’t have to worry about the Venezuelan drug smugglers killed at sea.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/01/15/trump-admin-scores-big-win-in-mahmoud-khalil-deportation-case-but-the-ruling-will-still-infuriate-you-n2198167

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The Curious Editor:    Did you make any resolutions for 2026, LL ?

The Refreshed Cat:     I sure did.   I’m not letting these things upset me.    Most are illegal, immoral, or out of place.

1.   Any flag on an American pole other than a state flag.   FJB and the Rainbow flag.

2.   Any illegal here-period.   FJB, Merrick Garland, Pigleosi, Schiff, Democrats, and the MSM.

3.   Any American that supports criminals.   FJB and people that enable criminals.

4.   Any public official or rich person who says ‘do you know who I am’.   FJB and them.

5.   Any MSM that lies.   Let’s see how CBS does under a new editor.

6.   Any doctor, hospital, teacher, or parent that supports sex experiments on minors.   I just report news for our readers.   Like Scarlet said.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=annie+tomorrow+song#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:9b8801ba,vid:6PtdpI-D6mM,st:0

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It beats Lesley Stahl.

https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/

https://www.caracaschronicles.com/

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Tim will lead them if they don’t deploy to Wisconsin.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-calls-in-somali-military-to-fight-against-ice

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

CTB 1: The Medulla Nebula
Image Credit: Pierre Konzelmann

Explanation: What powers this unusual nebula? CTB 1 is the expanding gas shell that was left when a massive star toward the constellation of Cassiopeia exploded about 10,000 years ago. The star likely detonated when it ran out of elements, near its core, that could create stabilizing pressure with nuclear fusion. The resulting supernova remnant, nicknamed the Medulla Nebula for its brain-like shape, still glows in visible light because of the heat generated by its collision with confining interstellar gas. Why the nebula also glows in X-ray light, though, remains a topic of research. One hypothesis holds that an energetic pulsar was created and powers the nebula with a fast outwardly moving wind. Following this lead, a pulsar was found in radio waves that appears to have been expelled by the supernova explosion at over 1000 kilometers per second. Although the Medulla Nebula appears as large as a full moon, it is so faint that it took 84-hours of exposure with a small telescope in Texas, USA, to create the featured image.

Tomorrow’s picture: volcano world

Bible Verse

 The Lord makes me strong. He keeps me safe like a shield. I trust in him completely, and he has helped me. I am very happy, and I will thank him with my songs.