Day: October 8, 2026
Wacky & Weird Facts: Animals Part 17
Dinosaurs often swallowed large rocks. These rocks stayed in their stomach and helped them grind up food.
Emperor penguins can dive to 1,850 feet underwater, which is deeper than any other bird, and can stay under for over twenty minutes.
Only female mosquitos bite humans and animals. Male mosquitos only feed on flower nectar.
Sea otters have skin pockets where they keep their favorite rocks to keep for cracking open mollusks and clams.
The praying mantis can camouflage itself by changing color. It can vary from dark brown to green to blend in with tree bark and leaves. This enables it to hide from predators and also sneak up on prey.
Italian Grandpa
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. ” “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. “Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to-a you watch and say,
‘Times up?”
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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder some new eyeglasses.
Jim Henson
THE SPHINX—IS THERE A COLA WAR
CHECK YOUR WEATHER—A STORM IS IN THE GULF OF AMERICA THAT MIGHT TURN INTO A HURRICANE EFFECTING YOU AND THE ALABAMA-GEORGIA FOOTBALL GAME.
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Big Sis is busy.
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Bazaar Cornell.
https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/10/06/theres-a-new-twist-in-the-cornell-7-story-n2684156
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Politics is where the money is.
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This would upset things, if true.
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Let’s see!!!!
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Another boondoggle of federal/your money, not Wisconsin taxpayers.
https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/10/05/milwaukee-streetcar-n2684102
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More Big Sis.
https://nypost.com/2026/10/05/opinion/lazy-lawless-letitia-james-is-in-big-trouble/
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Red Diesel.
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Columbus is a hero, xxxx the protesters.
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Democrats in Chicago get what they want.
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The Soft Drink Editor: Is there a cola war going on, LL ?
Pops have many names.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for_soft_drinks_in_the_United_States
The Soda Pop Cat: Not as far as I know. Maybe Trump is hoarding the supply.
Here is a brief history of the wars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cola_wars
The old cola wars were entertaining.
Have a Fresca.
Nice
https://theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-scammer-posing-as-kash-patel/
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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I figured as much.
https://theonion.com/scientists-locate-impact-crater-from-asteroid-that-dest-1844545503/