Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Everything happens for a reason.
But sometimes the reason is,
“You’re stupid and made a bad decision.”
Senator John Kennedy

THE SPHINX—SHORTAGES

Cornell.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/15/us-news/cornell-7-accuser-jane-doe-repeatedly-swatted-with-cops-once-holding-her-boyfriend-brother-at-gunpoint-report/

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Trump.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/15/us-news/trump-announces-execution-of-evil-fort-hood-shooter-nidal-hasan-will-not-be-livestreamed/

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THIS IS PROGRESS.

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/10/13/hey-dems-on-the-ilhan-omar-raid-judges-dont-sign-off-on-such-warrants-without-good-cause-n2684556

https://townhall.com/news/cameron-arcand/2026/10/12/ilhan-omars-home-searched-by-feds-n2684525

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Trump on X

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/10/12/president-trump-goes-off-on-social-media-posting-spree-and-his-latest-video-is-straight-fire-n2208041

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Minnesota–a criminal enterprise.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/10/12/this-is-minnesota-allegedly-shoot-two-teens-hit-the-streets-48-hours-later-n2208027

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More on Cornell 7.

https://nypost.com/2026/10/13/us-news/cornell-7-accuser-sent-3-letter-text-during-alleged-gang-rape-messages-show/

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You control pests by eliminating the FOOD.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2026/10/12/exterminator-names-top-ten-american-cities-for-rats-there-is-one-big-thing-they-have-in-common-n2208054

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WNBA.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2026/10/12/2026-wnba-finals-feature-the-league-versus-its-arch-enemy-itself-n2208062

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The Wild West Editor:   What is up today, LL

The Big Sky Cat:   Buffalo’s are front and center.   Here is a little history.

https://windriverbuffalo.org/learn/history/

They have been around for thousands of years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_bison

The Supremes.

https://theonion.com/biggest-supreme-court-cases-this-term/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

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Those French.

https://babylonbee.com/news/french-frantically-search-rioting-mob-for-someone-to-surrender-to

https://redstate.com/

Wacky & Weird Facts: Animals Part 25

Scorpions glow a bright blue-green when under ultraviolet light.

There were 100,000 wild tigers in Asia a century ago; now, due to poaching, sadly there are only about 3,200.

Ducks have accents. Just like humans, they’re influenced by their environment and this affects their communication, making them quack in regional accents.

Hummingbirds have such a high metabolism that they are always hours away from starving to death.

Mice can sing just like birds. It’s simply inaudible to human ears.