Once Upon A Long Time Ago…

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

ABOUT PARENTING:

“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon

 “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck

 “Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis

 “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller

 

Cuties

Paul Harvey…Letter from God

A Classic From 2020

 
 
 
 

Think you’re good with wood?

 

This is so true!

TRYING TO LIVE IN THE WORLD TODAY WITHOUT OFFENDING ANOTHER UTTERLY RIDICULOUS GROUP OF FOOLS.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Dark Matter in a Simulated Universe

Explanation: Is our universe haunted? It might look that way on this dark matter map. The gravity of unseen dark matter is the leading explanation for why galaxies rotate so fast, why galaxies orbit clusters so fast, why gravitational lenses so strongly deflect light, and how visible matter is distributed. The featured image from the American Museum of Natural History‘s Hayden Planetarium Space Show, Dark Universe, highlights one example of how pervasive dark matter might haunt our universe. In this frame from a detailed computer simulation, complex filaments of dark matter, shown in black, are strewn about the universe like spider webs, while the relatively rare clumps of familiar baryonic matter are colored orange. These simulations are good statistical matches to astronomical observations. In what is perhaps a scarier turn of events, dark matter — although quite strange and in an unknown form — is no longer thought to be the strangest source of gravity in the universe. That honor now falls to dark energy, a more uniform source of repulsive gravity that seems to now dominate the expansion of the entire universe.

Tomorrow’s picture: Orion the Great

Bible Verse

 Offer the right sacrifices to the Lord. Continue to trust in him.