“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.” —Reese Witherspoon
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”—Erma Bombeck
“Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
