Archive | October 1, 2019

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

From: Hank Ashmore
The Deplorable Infidel

 

 

DEMOCRAT PLATFORM SUGGESTIONS FOR 2020

 

Fred Stevens, a welder, and Joe Frisco, a bartender, neither of whom went to college, will have to pay off the student loans for Eric, an Art History major, and Emma, a Gender Studies major, because they cannot get jobs. (Elizabeth Warren)

Yusef Hussein, who killed 23 children by bombing their school, will be allowed to vote from prison. (Bernie Sanders).

The population of the U.S. will become 76.4% Hispanic because all of the existing border wall will be torn down. (Beto O’Rourke)

Grace Thompson, who worked hard for 47 years, must give up her employer furnished medical plan and join the National Health plan. (The whole slate)

La’Darius Washington, who never had a regular job, will receive a monthly income from the federal government to spend as he pleases. (Amy Klobuchar)

Billy White, age 16, who has trouble with subject/verb agreement in English class, still has trouble with fractions in math class, and thinks Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court will get to vote. (Kirsten Gillibrand)

Stan Billings, an avid deer hunter, will have his semi-automatic rifle (fires one shot each time you pull the trigger) taken away, or go to jail, because it looks like an AR-15. (Beto O’Rourke)

Seven Johannson, whose grandfather immigrated to the U.S. in 1953 will have to pay reparations to Sha’lyndia Jefferson because she THINKS her great-great- grandfather MIGHT  HAVE BEEN a slave. (Cory “Spartacus” Booker)

Thomas Finch, who is an ambitious and motivated adult, cannot get a job because he doesn’t want to join a labor union. (Kamala Harris)

Sammy Thomas, a farmer, will no longer be able to haul his crops to market in his ¾ ton diesel pick-up, but will have to make 43 trips in his Toyota Prius. (The whole slate)

BUT NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER BECAUSE THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN TWELVE YEARS! (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

“If our country is to survive and prosper, we must summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda, and we had better do it soon.”

-Walter Williams-

 

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

The Founding Fathers never meant for the Freedom of the Press to be used as an instrument to influence the impeachment of a sitting President of the United States.

 

 THOMAS JEFFERSON’S OPINION OF NEWSPAPERS

“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”

“The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.”

“Newspapers … serve as chimneys to carry off noxious vapors and smoke.”

 

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”

Winston Churchill

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THE DEAD COW LECTURE

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This is the best example of paying attention that I have ever heard.

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.”

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

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The moral of the story….

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

—The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops……..

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”

”Good Heavens, ‘said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story’?”

….”Don’t Screw with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”

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The Irish Daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over ten years: Upon her return, her father yelled at her, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn’t ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?”

The girl, crying, replied. (Sniff, sniff) “Dad, I was too embarrassed, I became a prostitute!”

“Ye what?

Get out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are.”

“OK, Daddy, as ye wish. I just came back to give Mammy this luxurious fur coat, a title deed to a eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check. For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club.

“Now what was it ye said ye had become?” Says Daddy.

Girl, crying again says. (Sniff, sniff) “A prostitute Daddy!”

“Oh Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl. I thought ye said a PROTESTANT.

THE SPHINX— QUID PRO QUO

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https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2019/09/29/watch-mark-levin-hammers-fncs-ed-henry-over-allegation-of-trump-illegal-behavior-during-call-with-ukraine-president/

Joe’s campaign is almost over, but he wants to control what you hear and read.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2019/09/29/biden-campaign-demands-tv-executives-stop-booking-rudy-giuliani-on-shows-or-els-n2553881

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2019/09/30/whistleblowers-attorney-blasts-60-minutes-for-literally-making-stuff-up-n2553886

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The Editor:  What is this article about, LL ?  Is Quid English money ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_sterling

Latin Cat:  Quid is the same as an English Pound Sterling, but used in the phrase Quid Pro Quo in means swapping something for something.  Two ( 2 ) examples would be Hillgal standing up for Billguy  when he is raping women if he supports her presidential campaign at a later date.  Another example would be for Obama to be worth  100 million dollars three years after leaving office, in exchange for favors done while in office.

https://variety.com/2018/digital/news/barack-michelle-obama-netflix-deal-1202817723/

https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/alist/barack-and-michelle-obama-net-worth-2019-how-much-is-the-former-us-president-worth-along-with-his-a4178561.html

Obama believes so much in the rising oceans that he spent over fourteen ( 14 ) million dollars on a mansion one ( 1 ) foot more or less above high tide.  Here is some real Quid Pro Quo.  Say it ain’t so Joe.

https://www.nysun.com/editorials/well-son-of-a-bitch-ukraine-scandal-is-about-biden/90846/

The phrase will shortly be used more often than Russian Collusion.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2019/09/27/did-this-nyt-reporter-inadvertently-expose-this-whole-trumpukraine-circus-as-a-nothing-burger-n2553834

TE:  Do the  Democratic psychotics in the Congress, MSM, and intelligence agencies remind you of anything, Latin Cat ?

LC:  The sure do.  First they have no talent, but they come to DC as just normal liars, as they get more exposure to the media they develop into masters of the media.  They would rather be in front of a camera or microphone than have drugs and sex.   Here is a comparison of how things morph in just four ( 4 ) years.  These people have talent and get their satisfaction.  Too many politicians hate their race, country, and moral values.