FOOD FOR THOUGHT—DEMOCRAT PLATFORM SUGGESTIONS FOR 2020

From: Hank Ashmore
The Deplorable Infidel

 

 

DEMOCRAT PLATFORM SUGGESTIONS FOR 2020

 

Fred Stevens, a welder, and Joe Frisco, a bartender, neither of whom went to college, will have to pay off the student loans for Eric, an Art History major, and Emma, a Gender Studies major, because they cannot get jobs. (Elizabeth Warren)

Yusef Hussein, who killed 23 children by bombing their school, will be allowed to vote from prison. (Bernie Sanders).

The population of the U.S. will become 76.4% Hispanic because all of the existing border wall will be torn down. (Beto O’Rourke)

Grace Thompson, who worked hard for 47 years, must give up her employer furnished medical plan and join the National Health plan. (The whole slate)

La’Darius Washington, who never had a regular job, will receive a monthly income from the federal government to spend as he pleases. (Amy Klobuchar)

Billy White, age 16, who has trouble with subject/verb agreement in English class, still has trouble with fractions in math class, and thinks Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court will get to vote. (Kirsten Gillibrand)

Stan Billings, an avid deer hunter, will have his semi-automatic rifle (fires one shot each time you pull the trigger) taken away, or go to jail, because it looks like an AR-15. (Beto O’Rourke)

Seven Johannson, whose grandfather immigrated to the U.S. in 1953 will have to pay reparations to Sha’lyndia Jefferson because she THINKS her great-great- grandfather MIGHT  HAVE BEEN a slave. (Cory “Spartacus” Booker)

Thomas Finch, who is an ambitious and motivated adult, cannot get a job because he doesn’t want to join a labor union. (Kamala Harris)

Sammy Thomas, a farmer, will no longer be able to haul his crops to market in his ¾ ton diesel pick-up, but will have to make 43 trips in his Toyota Prius. (The whole slate)

BUT NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER BECAUSE THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN TWELVE YEARS! (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

“If our country is to survive and prosper, we must summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda, and we had better do it soon.”

-Walter Williams-

 

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

The Founding Fathers never meant for the Freedom of the Press to be used as an instrument to influence the impeachment of a sitting President of the United States.

 

 THOMAS JEFFERSON’S OPINION OF NEWSPAPERS

“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”

“The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.”

“Newspapers … serve as chimneys to carry off noxious vapors and smoke.”

 

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”

Winston Churchill

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THE DEAD COW LECTURE

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This is the best example of paying attention that I have ever heard.

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.”

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

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Green Persimmons

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Today’s Accidental Invention…Tea Bags

Though two women first filed a patent in 1901 for a “Tea-Leaf Holder” made out of mesh, the invention of the modern tea bag is credited to tea merchant Thomas Sullivan. In 1908, Sullivan began shipping samples of his tea out in small silk pouches—and though his intention wasn’t for people to use these as tea bags, customers did so anyway, and they loved the convenience of it.

a woman putting chilled green tea bags on her eyes