Political Cartoons by AF Branco
Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel
Political Cartoons by Michael Ramirez
Political Cartoons by Tom Stiglich
Political Cartoons by Gary Varvel

Paper Bank

There was a university in New England where the students operated a “bank” of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs. You had your choice of papers for an A-grade, B-grade, and C-grade.

A student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than her assignment, went to the bank and took out a paper for a C-grade. She went home, retyped it, and handed it in.

In due time she received it back with the grade of an ‘A’. The professor left the following comment, “I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have received an A, so now I am glad to give it one.”

Total Eclipse of the Heart



Famous Football One-liners from the Past

” It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!” – Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.” –  Lou Holtz / Arkansas – Notre Dame


“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.” –  Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


“Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport.  Dancing IS a contact sport”         –  Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


” If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.” –  Murray Warmath / Minnesota


“We didn’t tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking.” –  John McKay / USC


“I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players.” –  Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


Ohio State ‘s Urban Meyer on one of his players:     “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”


Why do Auburn fans wear orange?  So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.


What does the average Georgia player get on his SATs?  Drool.


How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him.


Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods. One of them said,   ” Look, a dead bird.”  The other looked up in the sky and said, “Where?”


What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit? “Will the defendant please rise.”


If three Rutgers football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.


How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend? There’s tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.


What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth.


University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.


How is the Kansas football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.


Why did the Tennessee linebacker steal a police car? He saw “911” on the side and thought it was a Porsche.


How do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.


The Eighties were Great!









The Editor:  What in the world is managerial revolution about, LL ?

Open Under New Management Cat:   This article may take over thirty ( 30 ) minutes to read.  It explains how Boeing deliberately built a killer airplane and then tried to cover it up.  The same thing is happening to America.  The news media and Democrats are Boeing management.  They are incompetent power/money grubbing killers-check with Google on  illegal crime statistics.


Here is another small Boeing problem.


This is one reason Trump wants fair trade with the Communist Chinese.



This includes a great quote.


Pocahontas is getting a little pay-back.


Graham is going to do his duty.