Archive | October 10, 2019

The Curious Nun

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out…

‘Now, how about that drink?’

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

From: Hank Ashmore
The Deplorable Infidel

 

 

THE “WALL” BETWEEN CHURCH AND THE FEDERAL STATE

When Thomas Jefferson was serving in the Virginia legislature, he introduced a bill to have a day of fasting and prayer; but when he became President, Jefferson said there was no authority in the federal government to proclaim religious holidays. In a letter to the Danbury Baptists Association dated January 1, 1802, he explained his position and said the constitution had created “a wall of separation between church and State”.

In recent years the Supreme Court has used this metaphor as an excuse for meddling in the religious issues arising within the various states. As we shall see later, it has not only presumed to take jurisidiction in these disputes, but has actually forced the states to take the same hands-off position toward religious matters, even though this restriction originally applied to the federal government. This obvious distortion of the original intent of Jefferson (when he used the metaphor of a “wall” separating church and state) becomes entirely apparent when the statements and actions of Jefferson are examined in their historical context.

It will be recalled that Jefferson and Madison were anxious that the states intervene in religious matters until there was equality among all religions and that all churches or religions assigned preferential treatment should be disestablished from such preferment. They further joined with the other Founders in expressing an anxiety that ALL religions be encouraged in order to promote the moral fiber and religious tone of the people . This of course, would be impossible if there were an impenetrable “wall” between church and state on the state level. Jefferson’s “wall’ was obviously intended only for the federal government, and the Supreme Court application of this metaphor to the states has come under severe criticism.

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

“If our country is to survive and prosper, we must summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda, and we had better do it soon.” 

-Walter Williams-

 

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

Obama gave $150 billion to our enemy Iran, which is giving aid and comfort to the enemy, and nobody said anything. Obama gave weapons to the drug cartels in Mexico resulting in a depth of an American border agent and nobody said anything. Obama used the IRS to attack his political enemies and nobody said anything. Obama lied before the United Nations when he stated the attack on Benghazi was the result of a video and nobody said anything. Obama gave billions of dollars to solar energy companies which all went bankrupt and nobody said anything. And so on.

President Trump makes a phone call to another world leader and the moron America hating Democrats want him impeached.

 

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

Men are most apt to believe what they least understand.

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Today’s Chuckle

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“My wife and I went into town to do a little shopping. When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket. We went up to him, and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

“He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an ‘a–hole.’ He glared at me and started writing another ticket. My wife called him a ‘s–thead.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

“This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.

“Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with a Bernie Sanders sticker. It’s so important at our age to have a little fun each day!”

 

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THE SPHINX—-HOW CAPITALISM WORKS

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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/10/08/white-house-defies-impeachment-process-in-letter-to-speaker-nancy-pelosi/

https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2019/10/08/report-ukraine-whistleblower-had-professional-relationship-with-2020-democrat/

This article is unsettling.  NBC is a political arm of the Democratic Party, owned by Comcast.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/10/09/nolte-ronan-farrow-book-claims-nbc-news-covered-up-matt-lauer-rape-allegation/

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The Editor:  Do you know how Capitalism works, LL ?

Sale-Two For One-Cat:  I sure do.  The supply-and-demand is supposed to determine the price of things.  Here is a 1/2 Off Sale.  A never Trumper with Hillgal loyalties is offering his attorney services at a discount for anyone who testifies against Trump.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/10/07/whistleblower-attorneys-offered-rate-discount-for-trump-informants-ranted-against-president-on-twitter/

Without strong regulation and enforcement business will poison everyone, even their own children, for a buck.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/10/02/fda-thousands-of-deaths-linked-to-puberty-blockers/

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-johnson-johnson-risperdal-verdict/jury-says-jj-must-pay-8-billion-in-case-over-male-breast-growth-linked-to-risperdal-idUSKBN1WN2HK

This  article is about five ( 5 ) months old.  For some reason these people aren’t whistle-blowers.

https://theblast.com/c/starbucks-pesticide-lawsuit.

TE:  What is a big problem with Capitalism, S-TFO-C ?

This is the biggest problem.  It causes people to lose all thought of what is right or wrong, for a dollar more.  China and the NBA is the most recent example.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2019/10/07/nba-abomination-n2554266

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/sarahlee/2019/10/07/why-are-american-entertainment-and-sports-industries-capitulating-to-communist-china-n2554313

https://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s23e02-band-in-china

Tiffany grovels as well as the NBA.

https://news.yahoo.com/tiffany-removes-advert-over-hong-kong-controversy-093418861.html

TE:  Is it true about your Tee Shirt sale, S-TFO-C ?

Green Back Cat:  It is our first entry into making big bucks off of The Sphinx.  Our first shirt reads, ”  Daddy went to Ukraine and only brought me back this lousy tee shirt, and a $ 50,000 a month salary “.  The other is similar but says a $ 1,000,000,000 contract.  Congress spends this much in one second.

Trump is the man for the times.