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It Seems to me…The Cracker Barrel Disaster

I was looking forward to watching Cracker Barrel follow Bud Light down the drain, but I hear that Julie Felss Masino, their CEO, has reversed course due to blowback from their conservative patrons, and will not replace their old logo or implement other changes. These conservatives are undoubtedly rejoicing in their victory of common sense over wokism, but it is no such thing.

These proposed changes were not an accident or some poorly thought out plan for Cracker Barrel’s future. They reflect current company philosophy. This company does not subscribe to conservative values. It is a woke cess pool of conservative-hating liberals who want our patronage. They have almost nothing in common with us and we should have nothing to do with them. Canceling their plans to implement woke changes to the company does not mean that they agree with our values, it means they’re afraid of losing the money you give them. Take your business elsewhere. Do not patronize establishments that hate you. This is not a win for conservatives.

Until Cracker Barrel renounces all the woke, liberal nonsense they have been promoting for some time, none of us should set foot on their porch. Patronize a local restaurant owned and managed by people who share your values. Let Cracker Barrel go down the drain.

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Lying is like a bald spot, the bigger it gets
the harder it is to cover it up.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—WEATHER

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BREAKING NEWS

A shooting in Minneapolis.   Early reports are often incomplete.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/27/minneapolis-church-shooter-was-employed-at-school-n2662430

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/27/minneapolis-church-shooter-reportedly-identified-as-transgender-n2662424

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2025/08/27/police-chief-minneapolis-gunman-fired-through-church-windows-while-catholic-school-students-attended-mass/

Union Station will get more attention.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2025/08/27/trump-union-station-n2662401

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Cracker Barrel returns to old logo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GzSjndPXcAAji9H?format=jpg&name=900×900

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/08/26/go-woke-go-broke-trump-wh-weighs-in-with-its-version-of-cracker-barrel-logo-and-its-chefs-kiss-n2193252

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/08/26/did-trump-do-it-again-cracker-barrel-makes-huge-announcement-after-epic-backlash-n2193260

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This is a stupid policy.    They will go to our research universities and relay everything back to China.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/26/president-trump-says-the-number-of-chinese-students-in-us-universities-will-increase-to-600-thousand-n2193246

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Maybe we get a new song.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/08/26/its-happening-taylor-swift-breaks-the-internet-with-life-changing-news-n2193241

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It is a mystery.   The contest has fewer qualifications than a Democrat politician.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/26/world-news/mysterious-case-of-how-nadeen-ayoub-became-miss-palestine/

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DEMOCRATS MIGHT CHANGE THE WORDS USED, BUT THEIR PLANS ARE WELL KNOWN.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/08/22/nolte-no-more-birthing-person-lgbtqia-fractured-dems-instructed-talk-like-normal-people/

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Nice.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2025/08/25/justice-served-el-mayo-will-die-behind-bars-exactly-where-he-belongs-n2662335

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Will the mayor lead the rebellion ?   They also cooked the crime stats.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/pentagon-chicago-guard/2025/08/24/id/1223734/

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/08/26/watch-chicago-mayors-ineptitude-to-lead-put-on-full-display-as-he-blames-others-for-crime-problem-n2193245

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/27/msnbcs-morning-joe-got-a-little-testy-over-chicago-mayors-refusal-to-answer-this-simple-question-n2662373

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California will need BILLIONS of public taxpayer money for the Olympics.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2025/08/23/grenell-unsure-l-a-will-be-ready-for-olympics-without-help-pushed-for-trump-to-make-them-next/

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Is anyone surprised.

https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/08/23/land-grab-in-california-foreign-shell-companies-are-buying-up-swaths-of-land-incinerated-by-firestorms-n4942963

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POLITICS

I think Mayor Johnson is the Black George Washington Google’s AI gave us last year.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/24/moronic-chicago-mayor-says-he-and-his-people-will-rise-up-if-trump-tries-to-stop-violent-crime-watch-n2417816

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/GIhIId9biqRoduVg.aTibg–/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTk3MQ–/https://media.zenfs.com/en/ny_post_articles_869/fec83fe2c17e3aa9cb8947bd22d4b27d

Baltimore is a crime ridden rat hole.  The voters like it that way.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/08/24/trump-calls-for-gov-wes-moore-to-clean-up-crime-ridden-baltimore-stop-talking-and-get-to-work/

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Government employees resigned, retired, or fired.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2025/08/23/federal-workforce-faces-largest-one-year-cut-since-wwii-shrinking-by-300000-employees-in-2025-n2662237

OTHER

Australia also has new technology.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/24/lifestyle/australia-worker-fired-after-viral-sprinkler-videos/

Just keep federal taxpayer money away from California.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/08/24/california-voters-might-just-be-too-far-gone-to-be-helped-n4942977

https://nypost.com/2025/08/24/opinion/dc-dismantled-in-a-week-the-homeless-encampments-californias-endured-for-decades/

Everything has to be reviewed or decided in court.

https://www.breitbart.com/education/2025/08/23/video-ny-high-schooler-wins-appeal-to-paint-christian-themes-on-school-parking-spot/

Early polls don’t mean much.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/08/24/cook-political-report-new-numbers-n2193162

Be careful at the beach.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/great-white-sharks-head-north-following-seals-and-alarming-beachgoers/

D.C. has a homicide.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/26/new-the-no-homicide-dc-streak-ends-n2193250

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2025/08/27/carjacking-suspect-arrested-in-d-c-they-always-release-me/

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The Heat Index Editor:   What weather do cats like, LL ?

The Feels Like Cat:    Here are some handy tips about mainly inside cats.   Dogs also have similar videos.

This author isn’t fond of the heat index–it is the gender curse of temperature.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/17/opinion/real-feel-temps-are-a-real-joke-dont-trust-the-heat-index/

No one is sure about much.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=riders+on+the+storm+video+youtube#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:e738d976,vid:W1hn1pF-ilQ,st:0

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Mykraine.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-trump-buys-ukraine-renames-it-mykraine-in-unprecedented-peace-deal/

https://www.kyivpost.com/

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Give each Congressional member and each judge one.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-phone-for-introverts-doesnt-have-a-call-function

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

Anyone who finds wisdom is in a happy place! So is the person who has learned to understand things.

PATRIOT POST MEMES

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I spent a lot of time in Hoogstraten, Belgium due to one of my jobs. I can honestly confirm that I did not see a single air conditioner ANYWHERE. Their country was beautiful. Billboards were only allowed inside city limits. Since then, they have allowed the Muslims to invade their country. I am sure it is more like Hoogstraten Hell now, instead of the beautiful country that I visited. So SAD.
-Sheila Tolley-


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If Karma has a ‘MAKE HIM BALD’ list…I hope Gavin is next in line.
-Sheila Tolley-


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1. Trump made Putin pay for the fuel. 2. Trump was afraid Putin would be assassinated in D.C because that was before Trump Cleaned It Up! 3. Your red marker mapping is VERY SLOPPY. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
-Sheila Tolley-

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NONE. The Democrats created this imaginary problem in order to steal money and give Greta Thunberg something to do so that she could be Time’s Person Of  The Year. Climate Change is a cyclical event that has happened since the world was created…and will happen until the world ends. Until we have a flood greater than the Great Flood and your husband starts building an Ark,
don’t sweat it.
-Sheila Tolley-


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SEE WHAT I MEAN about Climate Change?
-Sheila Tolley-

Chuckles…

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

A journey of a thousand miles begins with forgetting where you put your keys.
Anonymous

Good Night Now….Mighty Quinn

“Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)” is a folk-rock song written by Bob Dylan and first recorded during The Basement Tapes sessions in 1967. … The subject of the song is the arrival of Quinn (an Eskimo), who changes despair into joy and chaos into rest, and attracts attention from the animals.

I actually offered the Manfred Mann version first even though Bob Dylan wrote the song. I do not consider Dylan’s version fast enough to excite all the people and animals, what do you think?
-Sheila Tolley

THE SPHINX—OUTSTANDING

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Just like the Apprentice TV Show–you’re fired.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/08/25/trump-fires-federal-reserve-board-governor-n2193220

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Trump’s Office signing.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/25/president-trump-defunds-cashless-bail-jurisdictions-slams-very-incompetent-mayor-of-chicago-n2193188

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Mamdani will make a great mayor.   Will he keep taxpayer paid security ?   You have nothing to lose but your chains.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/24/us-news/nyc-mayoral-candidate-zohran-mamdani-wants-to-end-all-misdemeanor-charges-e-zpass-for-criminals/

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It is progress.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/24/us-news/rhode-island-special-assistant-attorney-general-devon-flanagan-on-unpaid-leave-after-viral-arrest-video/

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If you can’t prevent Chinese students at American research universities from reporting back to their Communist Party Sponsors, don’t let them in.  The Communist Party approves their coming here.   Let HOR member Swalwell vent them.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2025/08/23/house-ccp-committee-chair-schools-cant-vet-students-we-have-to-partner-with-them/

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Congress needs to write a new law explaining to the lower courts the limit of their authority.  Maybe a suspension of 6 months of unpaid leave for failure to follow the Supremes rulings would be a good start.

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2025/08/22/justice-gorsuch-smacks-lower-courts-back-into-reality-for-continuing-to-defy-scotus-rulings-n2193108

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New government websites.   Put more or better microphones in the White House Press Room.

https://redstate.com/joesquire/2025/08/23/trump-taps-airbnb-co-founder-to-transform-federal-websites-into-apple-store-experience-n2193142

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POLITICS

More paid protesters.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/08/25/soros-funded-group-behind-last-ditch-rally-accused-ms-13-gang-member-human-smuggler-kilmar-abrego-garcia/

Vance on Meet The Press.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/08/24/vance-interview-on-meet-the-press-about-redistricting-n2193164

Maryland Man will like Uganda.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/08/22/infamous-illegal-immigrant-abrego-garcia-gets-some-very-bad-news-after-being-released-from-jail-n2193135

https://nypost.com/2025/08/23/us-news/kilmar-abrego-garcia-to-be-deported-after-refusing-plea-offer/

Elect new politicians or move.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/23/us-news/nyc-dot-gobbles-up-nearly-200-parking-spots-in-space-starved-upper-west-side-with-nuisance-metered-parking/

Some people are waking up.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/22/black-residents-kick-antifa-out-of-their-neighborhood-n2662170

More cleaning up Biden’s mess.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/23/change-is-coming-to-the-pentagon-as-hegseth-finishes-his-week-by-canning-three-senior-generals-n2193145

Texas stops paying abortion related expenses.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2025/08/23/gov-abbott-signs-senate-bill-33-to-stop-taxpayer-funding-of-abortion-logistics-n2662234

Republicans should STOP funding these woke funds.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/23/senate-considers-measures-to-force-trump-to-spend-more-money-n2193149

NATURE

A warning–if you live near bears.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/23/watch-bear-breaks-into-ice-cream-shop-for-a-big-serving-of-straw-bear-y-n2193147

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The Superlative Editor:   What is your title about, LL ?

The Mediocre Cat:   It is about a few articles that stand out above most others.  I didn’t want them to become lost in average reports.   The New Orleans Mayor should be running the Democratic National Committee (DNC), she is that good.

https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2025/08/15/new-orleans-mayor-finally-in-a-muffuletta-trouble-n3805862

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffuletta

The media, Democrats, and Big Pharma love you.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/08/16/the-legacy-media-wont-touch-these-explosive-mrna-vaccine-study-findings-n4942757

The cultural war isn’t over.  Children are still the number one target of the homosexual/LGBTQ group.  Teachers, counselors, and any other place where children are found, should be watched very closely.

https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2025/08/15/girl-scout-leader-fired-for-not-pushing-pride-month-n4942747

Crazy people have always been around, but Democrat leaders and camera phones give them a platform.

https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/08/15/portland-leftists-attack-of-dog-owner-perfectly-frames-the-lefts-n4942723

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2025/08/16/watch-tds-riddled-real-estate-agent-waxes-moronic-about-not-working-with-anyone-who-backs-evil-trump-n2192878

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2025/08/16/jimmy-kimmel-italian-citizenship-n2661738

To Rosie, Ellen, Jimmy, and the rest.

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Surprise!!!

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-ghislaine-maxwell-has-tragically-committed-suicide-next-week/

https://www.newsminer.com/

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The Philistines were the first Democrats.  Muffuletta sandwich would have been better

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-samson-slew-1000-philistines-with-a-6-inch-italian-bmt

https://hotair.com/