Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If you want something done,
give it to someone busy.
Benjamin Franklin

THE SPHINX—PENNSYLVANIA

THERE IS TOO MUCH NEWS

Another storm is coming to the East Coast.

https://www.breitbart.com/weather/2026/01/27/video-millions-recovering-from-harsh-winter-storm-as-bomb-cyclone-threatens-east-coast/

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Trump’s approval from Hispanics rises.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/28/trump-approval-hispanics-n2670217

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Ilhan was sprayed with something.   The comments suggest it might have been lice spray, disinfectant, or antibacterial soap.    A hit song is a bonus.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/27/ilhan-omar-squirted-with-unknown-liquid-at-event-n2670197

https://tolleystopics.com/2026/01/27/the-somali-waltz/

Philadelphia needs some of the spray.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/01/27/phillys-woke-prosecutor-says-he-will-hunt-down-ice-agents-like-nazis-n2670190

The protesters turn on Walz.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/01/27/the-ice-protesters-just-turned-on-tim-walz-n2670184

Homan gets tougher on criminals.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/01/27/tom-homan-just-announced-major-action-against-anti-ice-protesters-in-minneapolis-n2670162

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This is crazy, Hamas should have been killed months ago.   Peace will never come with these killers still breathing.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/27/hamas-is-looking-for-a-role-in-gaza-police-and-i-cant-think-of-a-worse-idea-n2198571

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More on church invasion by Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/26/here-are-some-horrifying-new-details-about-the-leftist-mob-invasion-of-cities-church-n2670087

It is as simple as the unsolvable border problem.   Enforce the law.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2026/01/27/watch-tim-walz-controlled-state-patrol-unleashed-on-rioters-as-trump-makes-shifts-in-minnesota-n2198552

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Are you curious about where the word ‘meme’ originated.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=origin+of+the+word+meme

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Baby Trump takes Baby Biden bowling.

 

Rubio’s new job is snow removal.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G_c0G-dWMAAm4OO?format=jpg&name=medium

INTERNATIONAL

England comes to its senses.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/24/starmer-surrenders-trumps-new-stupidity-call-kills-island-deal-n2198474

Disney exists to groom children and drain your checking account.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/lifestyle/disney-cruies-line-increased-wifi-price/

NATIONAL

States where the most deaths by animals occur.   Be alert in Democrat controlled sanctuary cities.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/24/us-news/animal-attacks-have-been-on-upward-trajectory-since-the-80s/

Nothing you have is private.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/tech/google-apple-to-pay-combined-163m-to-settle-bombshell-lawsuits-claiming-they-snooped-on-private-conversations/

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The William Penn Editor:    What does Pennsylvania have to offer, LL ?

The Revolution Cat:    In addition to nature’s treasures they have many 1776 treasures.   Places to visit.

https://todoseekers.com/things-to-do-in-pennsylvania

State symbols.

https://statesymbolsusa.org/states/united-states/pennsylvania

State song.

Walz is nonviolent, that’s why he retired from the National Guard rather than be deployed to Iraq.

https://genesiustimes.com/gov-walz-if-trump-doesnt-turn-down-the-temperature-im-going-to-kll-him-with-my-bare-fcking-hands/

https://www.pennlive.com/

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A solution.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-challenges-danish-prime-minister-to-ping-pong-match-winner-gets-greenland

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

 It makes you happy when you give a good answer to a question. It is good when you find the right thing to say at the right time.