Month: March 2026
THE SPHINX—SECRETS
More Democrat violence.
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Baby Trump and more peace talks.
No electronics made in China should be allowed in America.
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META and Zuckerberg care nothing for you or your children.
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NATIONAL
Karoline calls Raskin a no good liar.
A good decision.
He is a fraud.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/26/us-news/veterans-blast-ca-dem-candidate-who-exaggerated-navy-record/
New Jersey’s Governor sux.
The AMA appears to endorse sex change surgery on children.
Maybe they should have a couple of officers approve the big bucks—Oh, it’s California.
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Mamstinky
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The Shush Editor: Are secrets common, LL ?
You can Google Matt Lauer for his sexual escapades.
The meow Cat: They sure are. Most everyone has secrets. If several people and the media get involved it’s embarrassing to say the least. The once host of ‘The Price is Right’ is having his secrets released. If more than two people are involved it is soon common knowledge. Things are fine when everyone is getting something.
A Japanese reporter asked Trump why he kept the bombing of Iran a secret from Europe and Japan.
Hiding in plain view. This is an open secret.
The Democrats want the illegals here to vote for Democrats. When The Supremes said that Trump 45 couldn’t add a citizenship question to the census-form, Democrats went crazy and let in about 15 million illegals. There were already about 11 million here.
Pour a little vodka on it.
https://theonion.com/american-baked-potato-association-study-finds-it-best-to-load-er-up/
https://www.dw.com/en/germany/s-1432
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A good Idea from Mousse Man.
https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-allocates-900-million-for-black-bear-porta-potties
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Peculiar Elliptical Galaxy Centaurus A
Image Credit & Copyright: SADR Observatory Team: J-C Dalouzy, P. Bazart, M. Dherbécourt, C. Humbert, G. Leroy, J-P Quéau, H. Talbot, & E. Valin
Explanation: What’s happened to the center of this galaxy? Dramatic dust lanes run across the center of unusual elliptical galaxy Centaurus A. These dust lanes are so thick they almost completely obscure the galaxy’s center in visible light. This is particularly unusual as Cen A‘s older stars and oval shape are characteristic of a giant elliptical galaxy, a galaxy type typically low in dark dust. Pictured in this deep image is a complex network of foreground gas and dust, as well as shells of dim stars and a jet projecting to the upper right. Also known as NGC 5128, Cen A is surely the result of a galactic collision where many young dust-creating stars were formed. However, details of the creation of Cen A’s unusually active center and iconic central dust lanes are still being researched. Cen A lies only 13 million light years away, making it the closest active galaxy.
Tomorrow’s picture: titanian trenches
Bible Verse
But you, my Lord, are a kind God who forgives people. You do not quickly become angry, and your faithful love is very great. We can always trust you to do what you have promised.
ONCE UPON A TIME…
Good Ones….
C’MON NOW…
C’mon now…My list is much more than 6. We need a much LARGER spaceship!
Then, pack them as tight as the lines at the airport!
We all know that the Democrats are not “Wrapped Too Tight.”
Now is our chance to wrap them tight and strap them in.
My humble apologies to The Man In The MOON!
I hope he does not consider them Illegal Aliens and bring them back.
I bet he will just shove them over to The Dark Side Of The Moon (Where they belong!)
-Sheila Tolley-
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
You can’t have everything.
Where would you put it?
Steven Wright
Fun Facts…Plants & Trees Part 3
The world’s largest flower, the Rafflesia, can grow up to three-and-a-half feet in diameter. It grows in Borneo. Because it attracts pollinating insects by secreting an odor similar to rotting meat, it is also known as the “corpse” flower.
The world’s smallest flowering plant is called Wolffia. It can reproduce by cloning itself, and if left unchecked could potentially continue reproducing until it cloaks the entire surface of the Earth.
Despite its woody appearance, bamboo is actually a type of grass. A single blade of bamboo can grow as much as three feet in a single day.
Just under 97% of a cucumber is pure water.
Some flowers can move their flower heads from side to side throughout the day so that they follow the sun across the sky. This movement is known as heliotropism.
The world’s tallest sunflower grew to a height of 30 feet.
The central trumpet-like tube of a daffodil flower is called the corona.
Of the world’s flowering plants, 80% are pollinated by bees.
THE SPHINX—TRASHY & FILTHY
It appears no worse than children with experimental- trans sex change surgery.
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The Speaker isn’t happy with the Senate Demoncrats.
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The Secret Service is no better now than when they almost got Trump killed.
Another fraud from the Democrats.
https://redstate.com/beccalower/2026/03/26/incredible-duffy-biden-dot-truck-driving-schools-n2200675
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It’s called White Plague because it leaves your face drained of blood.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/25/health/white-plague-is-on-the-rise-in-the-us-its-deadlier-than-covid/
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Sure, we have one justice system. One for politicians and one for poor people.
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In Washington state this guy is a hero.
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Baby Trump goes bowling.
NATIONAL
A new policy.
Get the federal government out of student loans.
Those greedy Democrats.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/03/25/wayne-county-bribery-scheme-n2673427
Democrats are low-life Dung Beetles.
They shouldn’t tax money that hasn’t been made yet. You don’t tax land that might have a building on it one day.
Why weren’t the cops wearing cameras ?????
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The Clean Editor: What is filthy, LL ?
The Answer Cat: Here are some examples of filthy, trashy and just plain nasty.
Mousse Man and the California Democrats are filthy.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/03/17/newsom-press-office-nick-shirley-n2672959
When the University of Georgia told fans, a few years back, if they left trash after tailgating the parking lot would be closed—the fans left no trash.
https://www.augustachronicle.com/story/news/2010/03/18/uga-tone-down-tailgate-parties/14609811007/
Voters need to tell politicians that this is their last year in office. They need steam cleaning or a bath.
The Gayatollah is no more. He might reappear as an Amazon shipping box.
A Philthydelphia newspaper.
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No one cares about their neighbor’s view.
https://theonion.com/god-angry-after-new-construction-blocks-view-of-creation/