The Editor:    What is scheduled today, LL ?

The Catnip Reporter:   Here are some animals relieving stress.

Sports has begun seriously in most areas.  Here is more fallout from the Michigan game.  The Big 10 Conference probably thinks they need some African fruit.

https://buffalonews.com/sports/college/football/article_1c6c7074-abbf-5f4f-9778-e75037088f8c.html

FSU.

https://pjmedia.com/chris-queen/2026/09/08/the-night-the-lights-went-out-in-florida-fsus-problems-are-bigger-than-a-power-outage-n4956995

TENNIS NEWS

https://www.espn.com/tennis/

Finally.

https://theonion.com/nations-smart-toilets-begin-counting-down/

Here is the prototype.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/

*****

Rodeo time.

https://babylonbee.com/news/gop-heads-to-dallas-for-advice-from-cowboys-on-blowing-it-in-november

https://www.breitbart.com/