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People going naked would set sex back 1,000 years.

https://www.theonion.com/cdc-issues-emergency-authorization-for-local-man-to-go-1849333208

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwof6WBhD4ARIsAOi65ahdFbD7gTawSkB8Ej3WnnXrnquS46Joj2hR76rMDKg2b3zs31LuuPcaApSpEALw_wcB

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If you don’t say forbidden words the problem doesn’t exist.

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-signs-dont-say-recession-bill

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Moosehead Editor:  Did you misspell moose, LL ?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10a5p

The Northern Exposure Cat:  No, I’m talking about the hair foam/gel or whatever Newsom puts on his hair.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/07/24/gun-activists-slam-gov-newsoms-strict-gun-control-law-infringement-upon-2a-n2610718

You can see the dems going to the river to wash their pointy hats.

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This appears to be the type of missile used on creepy-terrorist.

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This guy got justice and equity.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/02/california-liquor-store-owner-shoots-would-be-armed-robber/

Things are ” up in the air ” with Nancy.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-cancels-taiwan-trip-over-fears-of-chinas-newly-developed-vodka-seeking-missile

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This is a strange article.

https://www.vogue.com/article/core-fashion-explained?utm_source=pocket-newtab

All airline employees use Pigleosi and Maxine as role models.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/01/flight-attendant-reveals-why-they-wont-stow-carry-on-bags/

Deshaun finally get NFL justice.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/01/deshaun-watson-given-six-game-suspension-over-sexual-misconduct-accusations/

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2022/08/01/judge-rules-deshaun-watson-can-only-use-team-approved-massage-therapists/

Hurricane season is here.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/01/peak-of-atlantic-hurricane-season-begins-in-august/

It would be funny if lying Nadler lost.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/01/maloney-nadler-match-still-a-toss-up-patel-support-surges-poll/

Harvard and the other private Ivy League schools need more tax breaks.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/01/harvard-lobbies-dems-for-tax-break-endowment-swells-to-53-2b/

You gotta do…………

https://nypost.com/2022/08/02/mom-of-man-in-custody-for-mcdonalds-fries-shooting-reveals-sons-chilling-words/

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These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 
 
1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.” 
 
2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.” 
 
3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” (My Favorite) 
 
4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” 
 
5. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.” (LOVE IT) 
 
6. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?” 
 
7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?” 
 
8. “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.” 
 
9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?” 
 
10. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.” 
 
11. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.” 
 
12. “In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC.” ( National Crime Information Center ) 
 
13. “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?” 
 
14. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.” 
 
15. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.” 
 
AND THE WINNER IS…. 
 
16. “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”

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