Remember these guys?

Dog for Sale

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner trying to sell her dog.

Look at the picture of this lovable Chinese Mastiff and then read the sales pitch below.


Dog For Sale. Excellent Guard Dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro any more, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name, Ho Lee Schitt.




In the olden days money was in tea.


Minor league baseball players are poor.


The Puzzled Editor:  What is your title about, LL ?

The Criminal Cat:  Willie Horton, a bank robber, was asked why he robbed banks.  He reportedly said that was where the money is.

The same logic is why teachers, priest, counselors, and other people who deal with children should be under a microscope.

Dr. Birx got her money by lying about the Wuhan Flu.

Georgia’s Football Coach gets big bucks for that national title.

John Rich has a hit.


Maybe they should have a digital scale to weigh the cartridge.  Maybe they need English speaking employees.

Chicago is corrupt from the top to the bottom.

Do you need some sperm ? Call the Sperminator–it isn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger–he only does household maids.

Shakira is in a tight spot.

Bill was one of the greats.  LT. Uhura was a Star Trek crew member.

Liz is great–a great liberal dem.




Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Moon Dressed Like Saturn
Image Credit & Copyright: Francisco Sojuel

Explanation: Why does Saturn appear so big? It doesn’t — what is pictured are foreground clouds on Earth crossing in front of the Moon. The Moon shows a slight crescent phase with most of its surface visible by reflected Earthlight known as ashen glow. The Sun directly illuminates the brightly lit lunar crescent from the bottom, which means that the Sun must be below the horizon and so the image was taken before sunrise. This double take-inducing picture was captured on 2019 December 24, two days before the Moon slid in front of the Sun to create a solar eclipse. In the foreground, lights from small Guatemalan towns are visible behind the huge volcano Pacaya.

Tomorrow’s picture: in a cat’s eye