Wednesday’s Thoughts

Word On The Street…Bye Bye

Bye Bye Liz Cheney….so you got bucked off your horse before the race started. It is kind of strange that you chose a horse named Karma.

Well, you just climb down off that high horse, collect your things from the “Don’t Come Back Saloon” and hit the trail.

Wyomingites like you less than store-bought beef jerky.

Off you go. Run on home to Daddy.

Run fast…before more of those Republican Bridges that you burned become impossible to cross.

THE SPHINX—LIPSTICK

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Those Chinese are sneaky.

https://www.theonion.com/china-threatens-to-retaliate-for-pelosi-s-taiwan-trip-b-1849343979

https://patriotpost.us/

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Dave is a trip.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-suffers-heart-attack-after-learning-how-much-one-family-spends-on-doordash-every-month

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Make-Up Editor:  Did National Lipstick Day inspire this article, LL ?

https://nypost.com/2022/07/29/best-national-lipstick-day-sales/

Candy Apple Red Cat:  It sure did.  Here is a little history.

https://axiologybeauty.com/blogs/our-blog/royalty-prostitutes-witches-movie-stars-the-history-of-red-lipstick

https://www.stylecraze.com/articles/a-complete-history-of-lipstick/

Products for the lips are almost too many to list.

https://makeupandbeauty.com/essential-lip-products-every-woman-should-own/

As you might have been told as you were growing up–you never know where that thing has been.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&sxsrf=ALiCzsaGeS9rovHK2pxnN7ge7P6FsFj-eg:1659808626671&q=Lipstick+on+Your+Collar+lyrics&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjiw9n85LL5AhUmmWoFHWFzB0UQ1QJ6BAgaEAE&biw=1280&bih=539&dpr=1.5

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Another DOJ lie is exposed.  Instead of Trump picking it up, let Wray/Garland return it in person.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/16/doj-admits-trump-passports-were-taken-after-cbs-anchor-odonnell-reports-not/

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Oh look, Nancy’s son was not listed on her Taiwan trip.  He would be anonymous like husband Paul’s secret accident witness or maybe passenger.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/08/14/heres-the-person-who-got-left-off-the-passenger-manifest-on-pelosis-taiwan-trip-n2611702

It was good enough for Obama.

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/all-things-trump/breaking-trump-describes-process-how-he-declassified-documents

Heinz-Capri Sun is recalled.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2022/08/15/kraft-heinz-recalls-capri-sun-possibly-tainted-with-cleaning-fluid/

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We covered this years ago, it’s a scam.  Newsom did away with thousands of trash cans because they attracted trash.  He is a retarded Pigleosi nephew.

https://apnews.com/article/california-san-francisco-climate-and-environment-cab7011953482c7eabc5ad41c6582773

A swinging spy.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/13/this-double-agent-cia-and-kgb-spy-was-also-a-famous-swinger/

Our movie stars probably knew the spy.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/13/olivia-newton-john-lost-these-sparklers-at-studio-54-grease-premiere-party/

Our Political Advisor, MST says Tulsi did a good job.  If she changed about 4 positions she would make a good Republican.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scottmorefield/2022/08/13/lefty-twitter-goes-delightfully-ballistic-over-tulsi-gabbard-filling-in-for-tucker-carlson-n2611696

Solve the puzzle.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/12/people-who-solve-this-optical-illusion-can-outsmart-the-ocean/

Go Figure.

https://twitter.com/PGATOUR/status/1558878619975524354?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1558880129987661824%7Ctwgr%5E396e7171badf22aacab2038292a7f92202ffb997%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2022%2F08%2F14%2Fdenny-mccarthy-shot-hits-fan-lands-in-cupholder-at-fedex-st-jude%2F

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https://nypost.com/2022/08/15/will-zalatoris-impossible-bounce-wins-fedex-st-jude-championship/

DeSantis makes an Eagle.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/08/15/ron-desantis-rally-in-arizona-was-a-barn-burner-n612379D

More of the Alec Diary.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/15/walls-close-in-on-alec-baldwin-as-his-gun-lie-falls-apart/

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Complete or Finished?

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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words – “Complete” and “Finished”. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: “How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.”

Here is his astute answer: “When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!”

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch!

 

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LOST HISTORY FROM KODAK     

 

A bit of lost history captured by Kodak..

 
Cowboys around the Hoodlum Wagon, Spur Ranch, Texas , 1910
 
Judging by the saddle style, this unidentified cowboy 
was working in the late 1870s or 1880s. 
In his holster, he carries a Colt model 1873 single action revolver 
with hard rubber grips, and he has looped his left arm around a 
Winchester model 1873 carbine in a saddle scabbard. 
On the back of the photo is the light pencil inscription “Indian fighter.”
 
Snow Tunnel ~ On the Ouray and Silverton Toll Rd ~ Colorado ~ 1888
 
1899 Concord , Michigan “Buggy & Wagon Shop”
 
Thankful someone took the time to photograph this type of beauty – April 1937. 
Buttermilk Junction, Martin County , IN. (April 7, 1937)
 
Now we have Disneyland here!
 
Moser’s Guns, Banjos, and Mules at the Livery stable in 
East Tennessee around 1890.
 
 
In 1906, a massive magnitude 7.9 earthquake ruptured the 
entire San Andreas Fault in Northern California . 
That is a huge running crack in the ground. 
Now they are building houses right on the line as fast 
as the boards can be delivered. 
Hmmmm… smarter folks back then?
 
This is what real cowboys looked like in 1887. 
Not as fancy as on TV, huh!
 
Some of the toughest, bravest people we know of. 
They gave it their all to go west and start a new life. 
This wagon train is in eastern Colorado in 1880.
 
 
This moose team belonged to W.R. (Billy/Buffalo Bill) Day. 
They were found by a Metis near Baptiste Lake in 1910 and were 
reared by bottle and broken to drive by Mr. Day at Athabasca Landing 
during the winter of 1910. 
Mr. Day and the moose team hauled mail and supplies.
 
In the American Civil War, soldiers were required to have 
at least four opposing front teeth, so that they could open 
a gunpowder pouch. Some draftees had their front teeth 
removed to avoid service. 
In our day they just jumped the border into Canada .
 
Here we have a tired old prospector during the Klondike Gold Rush.
 
Lulu Parr – 
Her skill with the gun caught the attention of Pawnee Bill, 
who signed her to his show in 1903. 
She left that show but came back in 1911. 
By that time, Pawnee Bill had joined Buffalo Bill’s show. 
Buffalo Bill was so in awe of Lulu’s willingness to ride 
unbroken ponies that he presented her with an ivory-handled 
Colt single-action revolver, engraved with 
“Buffalo Bill Cody to Lulu Parr—1911.” 
A KIND OF PAR FOR THE COURSE?
 
View from the driver’s seat of a 40 mule team. 
These rigs were used to haul Borax out of Boron, CA 
and then loaded onto railroads for manufacturing. 
All this so you could do the laundry! 
Man, that’s a lot of horses!
 
Hoops had to be removed before taking your seat in a carriage 
and then they were hooked onto the back of the carriage.
 
Omaha Board of Trade in Mountains near Deadwood, SD April 26, 1889. 
 
It was created in 1889 by Grabill, John C. H., photographer. 
The picture presents procession of stagecoaches loaded 
with passengers coming down a mountain road.
 
 
This is a stunning photograph from 1862. 
The image shows a horse-drawn Civil War ambulance crew 
removing the wounded from a battlefield.

Laugh a while……

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THIS IS A SERIOUS INTERNET WARNING

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True Sensitivity!

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The Instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.  Walking is especially beneficial – it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.   Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.

Gentlemen, remember, you’re in this together.  It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.   In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.  After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

“Yes?” said the Instructor.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN’T BE TAUGHT.

 

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