Wednesday’s Thoughts

Word On The Street…Bye Bye

Bye Bye Liz Cheney….so you got bucked off your horse before the race started. It is kind of strange that you chose a horse named Karma.

Well, you just climb down off that high horse, collect your things from the “Don’t Come Back Saloon” and hit the trail.

Wyomingites like you less than store-bought beef jerky.

Off you go. Run on home to Daddy.

Run fast…before more of those Republican Bridges that you burned become impossible to cross.

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True Sensitivity!

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The Instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.  Walking is especially beneficial – it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.   Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.

Gentlemen, remember, you’re in this together.  It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her.   In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.  After a few moments a man at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

“Yes?” said the Instructor.

“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN’T BE TAUGHT.

 

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