8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not snow figures decorations.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:29 – So I made a black couple.
8:31 – The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story.
It is just what we have become.
funny but so true it’s what our liberal society has become God please help us find a direction out of this mess. Joe
As Sun Tzu teaches: it is about divide & conquer, divide & conquer, divide & conquer.
The USA is circling the drain if we don’t grow a spine and stop all this DEI crap!!!