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This is late for this year, but you might make a note for next year.
https://www.theonion.com/4th-of-july-potluck-guests-asked-to-bring-something-eve-1849134991
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It’s a spelling bee.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl5V3-J_Bsy3x-EBCJwepg
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The Lonely Hearts Editor: What’s the story on a ” Dear John Letter “, LL ?
The Cupid Cat: The first ones are lost to history. We do know that people were probably writing on animal skins or clay tablets
This might be one of the most important break-up notices ever. It was a Dear George Letter.
https://img.patriotpost.us/01G6X1FS5RDDVX42RBXJGKA5RK.jpeg?w=960
King George was very upset, he said: I’m finishing my Kidney Pie, and then putting the bloody colonials in their place.
I guess the colonials were headed for the fast lane.
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Your military at woke-work.
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The CDC is finally out in the open about being a branch of the Democratic Party. They join union teachers and the rest to turn your child into a homosexual-LGBTQI+ little person.
Victoria’s Not Secret–They are almost bankrupt.
The James Webb Telescope is homophobic. I don’t pay attention to anything the dems/msm say or make up.
Get those Hispanic voters, Jill Biden says you get a free taco.
America deserves to crash, hard, very hard.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/07/15/us-farmland-to-chinese-company-n2610299
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This wasn’t a secret. Two secrets in D.C. are who were the criminals having sex with the underage girl in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, and what happened to Biden’s killer dog ?
https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/gopers-demand-doj-explain-pamela-karlans-departure-amid-scrutiny/
The age was misreported so we wouldn’t discover that the rapist and maybe everyone involved are here illegally.
Maybe Fentanyl can be handled with a haz-mat suit. How does Hunter handle it ?
https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/experts-debunk-claim-of-overdose-by-fentanyl-laced-dollar/
This champion lives in England, but she can be a model for our children. Maybe she identifies as a toxic man.
https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/cheating-mom-shoves-rival-to-win-race-at-daughters-school/
A portrait.
https://meaww.com/artist-tribute-princess-diana-pillar-fatal-car-crash
Does Gavin have a crush on Ron ?
Nancy and a few other skanks will miss the spotlight. Put a Kente Cloth on the ostrich.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/08/politics/democrats-criticized-kente-cloth-trnd/index.html
Katie should get her throuple sex partners to chip in on her legal/other fees.
https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/katie-hill-files-for-bankruptcy-after-revenge-porn-case-cost-her-200k/
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The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean KerrWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
~Prince PhilipWood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison FordThe best cure for Seasickness is to sit under a tree.
~Spike MilliganKill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
~Jean RostandHaving more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold SchwarzeneggerWe are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH AudenIf life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~Johnny CarsonHollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
~ Steve Martin
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy DuranteMen are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy SalkindThe first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George RobertsI have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ Robert BenchleyAs I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John GlennAmerica is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~David LettermanI’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I’m a billionaire.
~ Howard HughesAfter the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Old Italian proverb