Watch Your Speed

If you ever drive on the Interstate 10 Atchafalaya Basin Bridge (also known as the Louisiana Airborne Memorial Bridge, a pair of parallel bridges in the U.S. state of Louisiana between Baton Rouge and Lafayette which carries Interstate 10 over the Atchafalaya Basin.) You should be aware of some new laws; La. R.S. 32:57(J) and 268 (Effective date 8/1/2022). The new laws allow use of cameras to support issuing a ticket based on how fast it takes a vehicle to get from one end of the bridge to the other end. Drivers who cross the bridge in less than 18 minutes will receive a speeding ticket in the mail. Since 60 mph amounts to a mile a minute you best keep your speedometer pegged on a reading of 60 mph, or you may get a surprise in the mail.
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The first violation of the provisions of this Chapter or any regulation of the department, secretary, and commissioner made pursuant thereto shall be punished by a fine of not more than one hundred seventy-five dollars or by imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or both, unless otherwise specifically provided. A subsequent violation shall be punished by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars or by imprisonment for not more than ninety days, or both.
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THE SPHINX—DEAR JOHN LETTER

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This is late for this year, but you might make a note for next year.

https://www.theonion.com/4th-of-july-potluck-guests-asked-to-bring-something-eve-1849134991

https://patriotpost.us/

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It’s a spelling bee.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl5V3-J_Bsy3x-EBCJwepg

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Lonely Hearts Editor:  What’s the story on a ” Dear John Letter “, LL ?

The Cupid Cat:  The first ones are lost to history.  We do know that people were probably writing on animal skins or clay tablets

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2022/01/25/history-and-myths-of-the-dreaded-dear-john-letter/

This might be one of the most important break-up notices ever.  It was a Dear George Letter.

https://img.patriotpost.us/01G6X1FS5RDDVX42RBXJGKA5RK.jpeg?w=960

King George was very upset, he said: I’m finishing my Kidney Pie, and then putting the bloody colonials in their place.

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-parliament-forms-july-4-commission-to-investigate-colonial-insurrection

I guess the colonials were headed for the fast lane.

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Your military at woke-work.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/07/16/report-the-army-will-force-female-soldiers-to-shower-with-biological-males-n596341

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The CDC is finally out in the open about being a branch of the Democratic Party.  They join union teachers and the rest to turn your child into a homosexual-LGBTQI+ little person.

https://www.breitbart.com/social-justice/2022/07/14/cdc-directs-lgbt-children-secretive-chat-sex-changes-activism-occult/

Victoria’s Not Secret–They are almost bankrupt.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/07/14/mass-layoffs-victorias-secret-is-going-broke-after-making-the-mistake-of-going-woke-n594617

The James Webb Telescope is homophobic.  I don’t pay attention to anything the dems/msm say or make up.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/07/14/nasa-launched-a-homophobic-telescope-and-the-outrage-mob-is-big-mad-about-it-n594577

Get those Hispanic voters, Jill Biden says you get a free taco.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/06/19/texas-triple-threat-leads-hispanic-voters-seismic-shift-toward-gop/

America deserves to crash, hard, very hard.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/07/15/us-farmland-to-chinese-company-n2610299

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This wasn’t a secret.  Two secrets in D.C. are who were the criminals having sex with the underage girl in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, and what happened to Biden’s killer dog ?

https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/gopers-demand-doj-explain-pamela-karlans-departure-amid-scrutiny/

The age was misreported so we wouldn’t discover that the rapist and maybe everyone involved are here illegally.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/07/15/why-did-the-ohio-abortion-doctor-misreport-the-child-rapists-age-n2610297

Maybe Fentanyl can be handled with a haz-mat suit.  How does Hunter handle it ?

https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/experts-debunk-claim-of-overdose-by-fentanyl-laced-dollar/

This champion lives in England, but she can be a model for our children.  Maybe she identifies as a toxic man.

https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/cheating-mom-shoves-rival-to-win-race-at-daughters-school/

A portrait.

https://meaww.com/artist-tribute-princess-diana-pillar-fatal-car-crash

Does Gavin have a crush on Ron ?

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/07/15/gavin-newsoms-obsession-with-ron-desantis-is-getting-weird-n595803

Nancy and a few other skanks will miss the spotlight.  Put a Kente Cloth on the ostrich.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2022/07/16/watch-out-emmanuel-the-camera-hogging-ostrich-is-going-to-steal-your-heart-n596103

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/08/politics/democrats-criticized-kente-cloth-trnd/index.html

Katie should get her throuple sex partners to chip in on her legal/other fees.

https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/katie-hill-files-for-bankruptcy-after-revenge-porn-case-cost-her-200k/

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Philosophers

The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
~Prince Philip

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford

The best cure for Seasickness is to sit under a tree.
~Spike Milligan

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.
~Jean Rostand

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~Johnny Carson

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
~ Steve Martin

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ Robert Benchley

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~David Letterman

I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I’m a billionaire.
~ Howard Hughes

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Old Italian proverb

Smiles…

Favorite Movie Quotes

“Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.” Now, Voyager, 1942

“Shane. Shane. Come back!” Shane, 1953

“Well, nobody’s perfect.” Some Like It Hot, 1959

“It’s alive! It’s alive!” Frankenstein, 1931
Fun fact: The original line was “It’s alive! It’s alive! In the name of God! Now I know what it’s like to be God!”​​​ Censors cut Dr. Frankenstein’s full line because it was considered sacrilege.

“Houston, we have a problem.” Apollo 13, 1995

 

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