If you ever drive on the Interstate 10 Atchafalaya Basin Bridge (also known as the Louisiana Airborne Memorial Bridge, a pair of parallel bridges in the U.S. state of Louisiana between Baton Rouge and Lafayette which carries Interstate 10 over the Atchafalaya Basin.) You should be aware of some new laws; La. R.S. 32:57(J) and 268 (Effective date 8/1/2022). The new laws allow use of cameras to support issuing a ticket based on how fast it takes a vehicle to get from one end of the bridge to the other end. Drivers who cross the bridge in less than 18 minutes will receive a speeding ticket in the mail. Since 60 mph amounts to a mile a minute you best keep your speedometer pegged on a reading of 60 mph, or you may get a surprise in the mail.
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The first violation of the provisions of this Chapter or any regulation of the department, secretary, and commissioner made pursuant thereto shall be punished by a fine of not more than one hundred seventy-five dollars or by imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or both, unless otherwise specifically provided. A subsequent violation shall be punished by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars or by imprisonment for not more than ninety days, or both.
The CDC is finally out in the open about being a branch of the Democratic Party. They join union teachers and the rest to turn your child into a homosexual-LGBTQI+ little person.
This wasn’t a secret. Two secrets in D.C. are who were the criminals having sex with the underage girl in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, and what happened to Biden’s killer dog ?
The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
~Prince Philip
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford
The best cure for Seasickness is to sit under a tree.
~Spike Milligan
Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror. ~Jean Rostand
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~Johnny Carson
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
~ Steve Martin
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy Salkind
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ Robert Benchley
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~David Letterman
I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I’m a billionaire.
~ Howard Hughes
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Old Italian proverb
“Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.” Now, Voyager, 1942
“Shane. Shane. Come back!” Shane, 1953
“Well, nobody’s perfect.” Some Like It Hot, 1959
“It’s alive! It’s alive!” Frankenstein, 1931 Fun fact: The original line was “It’s alive! It’s alive! In the name of God! Now I know what it’s like to be God!” Censors cut Dr. Frankenstein’s full line because it was considered sacrilege.
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