Keep Smiling…New & Used-Part 2

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I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn’t find it.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Money is the root of all wealth.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 60s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.

First rule of cleaning while listening to music…the toilet brush is never the microphone, never!

Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

The perks of being my friend is that you’ll be the normal one.

Not only did I fall off the ‘diet wagon’, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.

I set out to lose ten pounds this month…only fifteen to go.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call these people cops.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.

I thought growing old would take longer.

Sometimes the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

I finally realized it…People are prisoners of their phones, that’s why they are called ‘cell’ phones.

I wonder what people who txt “u” instead of “you” do with all their spare time.



Chicago’s holiday shootings.  Illinois has some of the toughest gun laws in America.


Any person in America who has a family should know by now that the Left, dems, and MSM hate America, our laws, and culture.  A Democratic vote is a vote to destroy your own family.

They will not say homosexual, sex is a big contributor to the spread.


This is wonderful.

Everyone who reads real news knows these blow flies run the government, not the citizens.

Google is censoring their search records.


This is a little history that will be taught in schools until the dems start killing babies with a heartbeat again.

We should not be involved with China or Russia in anything important or dangerous.  Free Fauci—Free Fauci.

There is no excuse for this.

The maggot Democrats in New York are already limiting gun rights.  The Supremes should review the law—NOW.

This is obviously a girl who believes in The Constitution.

FJB and especially AOC, she is a POS.


FIFA the international soccer organization hires NASCAR’s public relations team.  Last week they voted for no males on their female teams.


Those wascally Democrats.  Elmer even looks like Biden.


The Cosmos Editor:  What’s up, LL ?

The Billions & Billions Cat:  See 5 planets in alignment.

As it turns out there are several stars for every grain of sand on Earth.

June was the 40th anniversary of Blade Runner.   Such an epitaph.  I think half of DC residents are Replicants.

This is the Shoulder of Orion.

Finally, the truth

Indian Hills…Fun With Signs

India Hills Community Center Displays Sign with Countless Funny Puns

The story behind that punny sign in Indian Hills |

The story behind that punny sign in Indian Hills |

A Small Colorado Town's Punny Signs Are Receiving National Attention |  Mental Floss

The story behind that punny sign in Indian Hills |

Indian Hills Community Center Sign Humor

India Hills Community Center Displays Sign with Countless Funny Puns

The story behind that punny sign in Indian Hills |

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Milky Way Motion in 3D from Gaia
Credit & License: ESA, Gaia, DPAC; Text: Ata Sarajedini (Florida Atlantic U., Astronomy Minute podcast)

Explanation: Our sky is alive with the streams of stars. The motions of 26 million Milky Way stars are evident in the featured map constructed from recent data taken by ESA‘s Gaia satellite. Stars colored blue are moving toward us, while red indicates away. Lines depict the motion of the stars across the sky. The large blue on the left and red areas on the map’s right give the overall impression that stars in the Milky Way are rotating around the center. However, there is a region near the middle — caused by our own Sun’s motion relative to a rigidly-rotating central Galactic bar — that seems to reverse it. Understanding details about the motion of stars is helping humanity to better understand the complex history of our Milky Way galaxy and the origin of our Sun.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space