Good Night Now…The Stones

“Comparatively Speaking….THE BEATLES WERE WIMPS!”
-Sheila Tolley-



Biden is shipping oil from our strategic reserve to China.  Will someone impeach this traitor ?


This is another police fuster cluck.  Everyone is incompetent.  When was the gun purchased ?


Joe and his buddies keep peddling child pornography and child prostitutes.  Vote Democratic.


I hope this is my last mention of abortions.  It is not a right of the Federal Government.  It is a power each state has to make their own laws according to what their people want.

I expect the Democratic media to spew their BS until the cows, bulls, and chickens come home.  It is a talking point to keep their retarded voters stirred up.


It’s a cover-up.  What’s new with any Federal Organization/Agency ?


We all know that peaceful protest like BLM/Antifa use is the only way to change government policy.

Nancy’s nephew, Gavin Newsom, sux big time.  FJB, Nancy, Gavin, and the California Government.


I know Orlando is a company town, Disney is the name.  The same Disney pushing child abuse, and child body mutilation. I hope the legislature takes away their copyright exemption.

Do the cops know this guy is not a transsexual?


Xanax is good for you.

Too funny.  What a cry baby.  Abortion is alive and well in every state.  It is a state power.

The Republicans should stop giving National Public Radio ( NPR ) $500,000,000 a year in taxpayer money.  They are an arm of the Democratic Party.  I can’t find a real figure, grants and other financial terms hide everything.  500 million is my recollection of the last published figure.

I bet Justice Jackson on the Supreme Court would have noticed, after all it wasn’t womyn.

An honest Congress would try again to ban all money, except for a $2500.00 campaign contribution for all people and organizations.  All TV, radio, and social media would be made to give all qualifying candidates free time for their platform.  Remember Facebook’s Zuckerberg gave 400 million last election.

There are a lot of dems with a rating of 10 on the sleaze scale, but Omar is a good choice with a 9.

Even golf has revolutionaries.  Follow the money.


The ” BTK ” killer is ready to give dating another chance.  He Said San Francisco looks like a great city, where quirky personal traits are overlooked.


What a movie.


The Blogging Editor:  For our new readers, what is a ” blog “,  LL ?

Call Me Master Cat:  Here is a good definition.  It must be a lie, I don’t see anything about the Alphabet Soup group mentioned.

TBE:  What is a lede, CMMC ?

Here is a good definition.

Be careful of these words.

TBE:  Is there jealousy among the animals you deal with ?

There sure is, here is a good example.

Things have sure changed since I covered the Middle East wars.

This is how I traveled.

Beer-box Kitten - Imgur

Fluffy is a little vain, O.J. said she should be careful.

Willow travels first class with Joe.  She said the biggest danger in the Biden Snake Pit is Joe falling on her.

This is where I weed out job applicants.

My employees travel the Earth for important stories.

For Fluffy.

Keep Smiling…New & Used-Part 3


How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?

Growing old is hard work…The mind says “yes,” but the body says “What are you thinking?!!”

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.

There are times when my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet…but only for like 20 seconds…and only once.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world, but it’s OK. Everyone knows me there.

I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Left Tackle?”

I don’t do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

I don’t like political jokes. I’ve seen too many get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary’s.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

No one ever says, “It’s only a game!” when their team’s winning.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t need the stupid class!

Don’t argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison.

The South


A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. ‘Amazing,’ he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, ‘What am I doing? I’m too old for this!’ and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding, a reason I’ve never heard before– I’ll let you go..”

The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.


The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everthang but my earrings. “


A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying, “When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ..” When asked why, he replied, “I’d rather be in Louisiana ’cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world.”

(Just a thought here, maybe Louisiana is the place to be. That means Old America-Hating Joe Biden would have been dead before he got elected in Louisiana.) –Sheila Tolley


The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!” Bubba replied, “Did y’all see who it was?” The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”

North Carolina

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, “I got a flat tahr.” The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?” The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.”


A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, “Got any ID?” The driver replied, “Bout whut?”


The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head.” “Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ’cause it says: ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.”

Y’all kin say whut y’all want ‘about the South, but y’all never heard o’ nobody retirin’ an’ movin’ North. Have ya?

A smile for you…


Astronomy Picture of the Day

The NGC 6914 Complex
Image Credit & Copyright: Giorgio Ferrari

Explanation: A study in contrasts, this colorful skyscape features stars, dust, and glowing gas in the vicinity of NGC 6914. The interstellar complex of nebulae lies some 6,000 light-years away, toward the high-flying northern constellation Cygnus and the plane of our Milky Way Galaxy. Obscuring interstellar dust clouds appear in silhouette while reddish hydrogen emission nebulae, along with the dusty blue reflection nebulae, fill the cosmic canvas. Ultraviolet radiation from the massive, hot, young stars of the extensive Cygnus OB2 association ionize the region’s atomic hydrogen gas, producing the characteristic red glow as protons and electrons recombine. Embedded Cygnus OB2 stars also provide the blue starlight strongly reflected by the dust clouds. The over 1 degree wide telescopic field of view spans about 100 light-years at the estimated distance of NGC 6914.

Tomorrow’s picture: star treels