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Check your chocolate.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/salmonella-halts-output-worlds-biggest-chocolate-factory

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Let’s get those Rooskies, Joe.  Will you abandon the new troops like you did our troops at the Kabul Airport ?

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2022/06/29/deafening-drumbeats-for-war-biden-sends-more-u-s-troops-to-ukraine-border-101st-airborne-deployed-six-destroyers-to-mediterranean-f-35-squadrons-to-u-k/#more-234620

One less Angel.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/hells-angels-founder-sonny-barger-dies-after-cancer-battle/

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Thank Joe and the dems.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/06/28/independence-day-firework-shows-being-canceled-thanks-to-biden-crises-n2609457

You have to protect yourself.  The government can’t.  Send Pops to marksman’s class.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/06/29/alleged-intruder-in-critical-condition-after-93-year-old-homeowner-opens-fire/

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The White House Press Pool should send one member, and say they don’t want to hear any more lies.  Only dems and politicians believe her.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/06/28/karine-jean-pierre-tells-one-heck-of-a-whopper-about-the-border-n585550

We know the government is bought and paid for.

https://redstate.com/heartlandinstitute/2022/06/28/the-white-houses-secret-meetings-with-blackrock-are-a-major-threat-to-freedom-n585532

I hope this is accomplished.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/06/29/disneys-losing-year-might-get-worse-n2609452

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The Republicans should also play dirty politics, be nasty like Fancy Nancy.  Who is the unidentified witness in her husband’s accident ?   Is it a 30 year old birthing person ?  Were they coming from the vineyard ? 

https://nypost.com/2022/06/29/democrats-strike-out-as-trio-of-preferred-candidates-in-colorado-gop-races-lose/

My sometimes official Monkeypox-runny,puss filled sore today is the Colbert ( sex unknown ) guy on late night TV.  AOL was talking about a third hand lie that was denied by two Secret Service agents before the pixels were dry.  I have stopped linking to stories about lies.

Who cares, as long as he isn’t on the government/taxpayer payroll.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/29/brooks-koepka-knee-injury-family-reasons-for-liv-golf-flip-flop/

The dems can’t refuse to nominate a Black Woman ( wanna bet ).

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/06/29/harris-response-on-inflation-to-cnn-n2609433

Nancy’s Nephew, Gavin Newsom, is doing a bang-up job.

https://redstate.com/levon/2022/06/29/california-state-capitol-sees-surge-in-homelessness-surpasses-san-francisco-for-first-time-n586194

A fugitive is caught.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/30/love-triangle-slay-suspect-kaitlin-armstrong-caught-in-costa-rica/

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Be which ever self you are.

https://www.theonion.com/most-misguided-corporate-pride-campaigns-1849034728

https://www.oann.com/

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This is the answer.

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-attempts-to-distract-from-high-gas-prices-by-putting-up-wacky-inflatable-tube-men-in-front-of-price-signs

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Secret Editor:  Do you know about conspiracy theories, LL ?

The Shhh, Shhh, Cat:  I sure do.  This might help our loyal readers.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conspire

https://theweek.com/articles/459843/brief-history-conspiracy-theories

Here is one opinion on conspiracy theories.

https://theconversation.com/theres-a-conspiracy-theory-that-the-cia-invented-the-term-conspiracy-theory-heres-why-132117

This is no conspiracy.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/16/revlon-files-for-bankruptcy-as-ron-perelman-scrambles/

Lincoln is probably the only one mentioned that is pretty much settled.

 To test this theory:  Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.  Then open it and see who’s happy to see you.

 

If you’ve ever owned your own business, been an entrepreneur, or wondered what it’s like doing so, this is as close to reality as it gets. 

 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
 
IRS  AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.
 
Boat  Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.  Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.
 
IRS AUDITOR:   “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one”.
   
Boat Owner:   “That would be me. What would you like to know?”

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