Look Over Yonder….

Good Night Now…It does not get any better than this…

Rock Around The Clock

BYE…2022…I am very tired of you

I do not know what I will wear to the living room this New Years’ Eve.  I may not even go.

I will definitely stay up late tonight. Not to welcome in the New Year, but to be sure this one leaves.

Before I open the door to 2023, I need to see some terms and conditions.

Not really! I am going to drink some wine, kick my front door open at midnight, kick out 2022 and welcome in 2023.

Then 2023 and I are going to drink more wine. Then together, 2023 and I shall break all my New Years’ Resolutions.

It’s gonna be all right, ’cause its midnight and I got two more bottles of wine.

In less than an hour, that little To-Do list will be lined through, torn up and in the trash.

-Sheila Tolley-

Now I Understand….

I haven’t invested in crypto currency because I don’t understand how it works. Now after reading this I understand.

How Crypto Currency works… an analogy in Layman’s terms.

Not long ago a merchant found a lot of monkeys that lived near a certain Village. One day he came to the Village saying he wanted to buy these monkeys!

He announced that he would buy the monkeys at $100 each. The villagers thought that this man must be crazy – How can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each? Still some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold them to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at $200 each. The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys! They sold the remaining monkeys at $200 each.

The merchant then announced that he will buy monkeys for $500 each! The villagers start to lose sleep!…..They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got $500 each.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. Then the merchant announced that he is going on Holiday for a week, but when he returns, he will buy monkeys at $1,000 each! He also said that his employee will be in charge, and would take care of the monkeys he bought pending his return. The Merchant went on holiday!

The Villagers were frantic and very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each as was promised by the Merchant. Then the Merchant’s Employee contacted them and told them that he would secretly sell them some monkeys at $700 each. The news spread like wildfire. As the Merchant promised on his return that he would buy monkeys at $1000 each, they would achieve a $300 profit for each monkey.

The next day The Villagers queued up near the Monkey Cage. The Employee sold all the monkeys at $700 each. The Rich bought monkeys in large lots The poor borrowed money from money lenders and bought the rest of the monkeys!

The Villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the Merchant to return! However nobody came ! ….. Then they ran to Find the Employee….However he was not to be found!

The Villagers then realized that they have been duped buying the useless Stray monkeys at $700 each, and were now unable to sell them! 

This Monkey Business is now known as Bitcoin! 

Monkeys vs Apes: How are they different? - PASA

Did you miss this during the busy holiday season?

New Year’s Resolutions

Why are New Year’s Resolutions always so short-lived? Because people take them too seriously. Resolve to do fun things in 2023. Here are a few starter ideas.

 

Funny Friday: Fun New Year's Resolutions - Happy, Healthy & Prosperous

Enjoy More Good Christmas Leftovers

Good Stuff

Creative Thinking: An elderly man, harassed by the taunts of the neighborhood children, devised a scheme. He offered to pay them a dollar each if they would return on Tuesday and yell their insults again.

The children did so eagerly and received the money. Then he told them he would only pay them twenty-five cents on Wednesday. When they returned, insulted him again and collected their quarters, he informed them that Thursday’s rate would only be a penny. “Forget it,” they said—and never taunted him again.

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

An open mind collects more riches than an open purse.

You can make more friends in a month by being interested in them than in ten years by trying to get them interested in you.

A Few Holiday Leftovers