Somethings are logical, some are illogical….

…..but this is just totally DAMN Stupid!
-Sheila Tolley-

Food For Thought

Survival Tip:  If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you.

We don’t let athletes bet on games – they have the ability to influence.  Why do we allow Congress to invest in companies they regulate?

Why is it that when archeologists find human remains, they always determine that they are either male or female and none of the other hundreds of genders?

Why is it that so many are more outraged that Brittney Griner was stuck in Russia (after breaking their drug laws) than they were about Americans being stranded in Afghanistan?

How is it that the government can’t control gasoline prices…but the weather is something they can fix?

We’re churning out a generation of poorly educated people with no skill, no ambition, no guidance, and no realistic expectations of what it means to go to work.—Mike Rowe

If kids knew what they wanted to be at age eight, the world would be filled with cowboys and princesses.  I wanted to be a pirate.  Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery—Bill Maher.

Why were we told to lower our AC usage on hot days to prevent overwhelming the electric grid while simultaneously being told to trade in our gas cars for electric vehicles?

 Why is canceling student debt a good idea?  Does it make sense to reward people who do not honor their financial commitment by taxing the people who do?

Does it make sense to cut off oil from an ally and buy it from an enemy who calls for your death?

Are we living in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended?

Is this a great description of America:  Andy has left town and Barney is in charge?

Why is talking sexually in the workplace considered sexual harassment to adults…but talking about sexuality to children K-3 at school considered education?

Who else had a “ministry of truth”…Hitler…Goebbels…Stalin.

Eliminating the production of 500,000 American barrels of oil a day to buy 500,000 barrels a day from Russia is simply…well…stupid.

I saw a movie where only the police and military had guns; it was called Schindler’s List.

If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?

Why are we running out of money for Social Security and Medicare and not for welfare, illegals and free college?

I just got a full tank of gas for $22.  Granted, it was for my lawn mower, but I’m trying to stay positive.

There is a coin shortage.  America is officially out of common sense.

If an 18 year old isn’t mature enough to own a firearm, then maybe five year olds aren’t mature enough to change their gender.

Sign in Texas:  DON’T VOTE FOR WHAT YOU FLED.

Nobody called it “Toxic Masculinity” when we were saving the world.

Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free.  Just like socialism.

The most powerful governments on earth can’t stop a virus from spreading…but they say they can change the earth’s temperature if you pay more taxes.

THE SPHINX—CLASSIC CLIPS TO END 2022

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O is the one.

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-wondering-why-us-team-didnt-just-drone-strike-iranians

https://www.luckenbachtexas.com/

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For those who lost track of The Tonight Show, it’s back in Rat-City.

https://www.theonion.com/eric-adams-resumes-placing-mentally-ill-people-into-aud-1849837005

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Best Editor:  What are some Classic Clips, LL ?

Whoa, Whoa, Cat:  Our loyal readers can pick a favorite bar video.  Does a gun or horse empty a bar the quickest ?

The Austin Bar customers need to be working at the border.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/01/texas-attorney-gavin-rush-caught-on-camera-trying-to-kill-ex-girlfriend-at-austin-bar/

This is one of Amigo’s favorites.  The fire truck sent to the crash site ran over a passenger that was thrown or crawled from the crashed plane.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/asiana-pilots-fake-names-racist_n_3588569

This video is used to make fun of people who can’t follow signs or other danger signals.

Would you like a broken leg with those fries ?  The employee was found innocent.  The two women had passed fake 20 bills.

The employee should have started selling rebars.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/0-375-in-x-4-ft-Gray-Steel-3-Rebar/3010010?store_code=1733&cm_mmc=shp-_-c-_-prd-_-bdm-_-ggl-_-LIA_BDM_210_Concrete-Block-_-3010010-_-local-_-0-_-0&ds_rl=1286981&gclid=Cj0KCQiAvqGcBhCJARIsAFQ5ke4ek-vNecI6yTRIa06RL_MRIBKtyRFlxkBTqpYyLT8U_tNeHCO7Li8aAhjWEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

I have admired Bob since I first saw his sign.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/01/22/California-city-removes-mysterious-Bobs-House-road-sign/2381516630158/

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Good news.  The Senate will be tied again when Feinstein dies.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/12/09/kyrsten-sinema-makes-shocking-move-leaves-democratic-party-n671270

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/12/09/kyrsten-sinema-n2616959

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George Washington comments on Nancy’s all White photo, ” what the hecketh be goeth on “.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/12/08/nancy-pelosi-picture-with-capitol-press-corps-causes-a-stir-and-produces-some-hilarious-memes-n670556

Half of the people are care-givers.

This is great news.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2022/12/08/nolte-cnn-catastrophe-viewership-plummets-below-500000/

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The continuing story of Timpani and Steve–moving from California to Texas, and back to California.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/12/07/watch-hilarious-babylon-bee-take-as-californians-return-to-ca-but-discover-who-they-truly-are-n670097

https://buc-ees.com/about/

It’s harder to get entrance to Wimbledon than America, or any gated community.  America should require a coat and tie for entrance.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/08/roger-federer-says-security-guard-refused-to-allow-him-into-wimbledon/

Brittney is free.  The Marine, Paul Whelan, is still captive.  Joey makes stupid prisoner swaps like Obama.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/12/08/deeply-disturbing-biden-admin-officials-and-democrats-criticize-griner-prisoner-swap-n2616926

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/family-paul-whelan-american-imprisoned-russia-says-warned-brittney-gri-rcna60732

https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-congress-guantanamo/republicans-accuse-obama-of-ulterior-motive-in-guantanamo-prisoner-swap-idINKBN0TT2AZ20151210

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Here are a few reasons America is doomed.  Admiral Levine and Bradley will save America.  Their photo together is The Sphinx’s best of 2022.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/29/biden-official-sam-brinton-used-allegedly-stolen-suitcase-for-a-month/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/12/05/the-grand-jury-report-on-loudoun-county-public-schools-is-brutal-n2616753

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/12/05/teaching-reportedly-said-that-confusing-students-about-gender-identity-is-enjoyable-n2616775

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/12/08/project-veritas-exposes-school-dean-handing-out-sex-toys-to-children-schools-response-makes-it-worse-n670642

There are hundreds of articles about exploiting elementary school kids.  There are too many to print.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/08/lt-col-christopher-schilling-called-to-resign-after-responding-to-angela-reading-facebook-post/

Higher education is not exempt.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/12/06/rutgers-professor-the-end-of-white-people-is-coming-n2616806

The media continues their lies.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/12/06/the-mainstream-media-tried-to-choke-the-twitter-files-n669788

Too many lying POS are elected.  They will never shut up.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/12/07/warnock-says-voter-suppression-still-happened-even-though-he-won-georgia-runoff-n2616850

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Canada has a Bigfoot sighting.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/watch-bigfoot-filmed-by-boaters-in-canada/

More gun news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/12/07/oregon-gun-control-law-n2616860

What makes seemingly stable Republicans act stupid ?    Money ?

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2022/12/08/just-how-stupid-are-sen-thom-tillis-and-the-rest-of-the-republican-establishment-n2616861

Maybe they are not informed.  Maybe kindergartens should teach safety instead of oral sex.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/07/florida-mom-nicole-foltz-dies-in-backyard-fire-pit-accident/

FJB and Forbes.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2022/12/07/forbes-sics-san-francisco-building-inspectors-on-elon-musks-twitter-for-letting-employees-sleep-at-the-office-n670098