Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.”
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck.
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”
Ron DeSantis offered a woman who is exposing liberal lies a place she and her family could stay at the Governors Mansion. He offered her the guest house, if she felt threatened after she was doxed in the New York Times.
Smile when you call her that. Is Dr. Jill America’s First Partner ?
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No one knows how much money Hunter has, the last I read he still had the Chinese investments. Who knows what Hunter and Joe still get for influence peddling.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
How to make it in show business–by Steve Martin: Be so good they can’t ignore you.
If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.
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