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4 Stages Of Men

Ask Your Bartender

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Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.”

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money, so I went and bought me a new pickup truck.

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”



I would like to see Wray, the FBI Director, treated like Fay Wray.




Where did the over one billion go ?




They Need Electricity Editor:  Can you explain Non Fungible Tokens, LL ?

The Static Electricity Cat:  I sure can.  I didn’t take them seriously until President Trump made even more money with his.


I got Sam Bankman-Fried to make sure my investment is safe.


Here is an explanation, and everything you need to know on how to get rich quick.


Here is one of me when I was a kitten.  The Onion also uses it, but Amigo said there is enough money to go around–kind of like a Pfizer Lobbyist.


This would make a good one of our honest FBI Director and their new logo.


The Onion wants their share.


Ron DeSantis offered a woman who is exposing liberal lies a place she and her family could stay at the Governors Mansion. He offered her the guest house, if she felt threatened after she was doxed in the New York Times.



Newsom’s wife in Californication is called the First Partner.  Times have changed.


Smile when you call her that.  Is Dr. Jill America’s First Partner ?


No one knows how much money Hunter has,  the last I read he still had the Chinese investments.  Who knows what Hunter and Joe still get for influence peddling.



Prince George may replace Hunter as the new artist.


Jack was saved.


Paris is air brushed photo shopped like a Kardashian.  She has a more normal butt.


I quit caring about the NFL when I learned they charged taxpayers for Armed Forces Ads.


I hope the Republican States make sure the new arrivals know what the deal is.


Chicago had fewer shootings than Kherson, Ukraine.  The blizzard kept millions inside.



Investigate and indict.


It’s a crazy America.


Favorite Movie Quotes

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.” Psycho, 1960

“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.” Wall Street, 1987

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” The Godfather II, 1974

“As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.” Gone With the Wind, 1939

“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!” Sons of the Desert, 1933


Good Stuff


Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

How to make it in show business–by Steve Martin: Be so good they can’t ignore you.

If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.