Perky Old Folks

I Tried this one time, I was twenty.
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-Sheila Tolley-

This is a smart cat…..

Rookie Landing

As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant announced, “We’d like you folks to help us welcome our new co-pilot.  He’ll be performing his first commercial landing for us today, so be sure to give him a big round of applause when we come to a stop.”

The plane made an extremely bumpy landing, bouncing hard two or three times before taxiing to a stop.  Still, the passengers applauded.

Then the attendant’s voice came over the intercom:
“Thanks for flying with us.  And don’t forget to let our co-pilot know which landing you liked best.”


An Oldie…..But Goodie!

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,”When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”

All Bob’s Money



Musk could be a secret patriot.

Two officers found not guilty.


See, only fools buy the $50 a bottle stuff.

One loyal reader says she looks like a Mud Dauber.


The Almost Everything Editor:  What is interesting, LL ?

The Moving Cat:  Here is our continuing story of a California couple that moved to Texas.

A famous home.

You can’t reach some people.

I think the hate spewed by the dems and media the last 6 years, and sanctuary areas have poisoned American society.

The Media and teachers unions are a big anti-family septic tank.  The teachers follow Weingarten like the dems followed Pigleosi.  All have an absence of morals, integrity, scruples, and patriotism.  We have seen what they have in store for children.

Kari is suing Maricopa County.

Arizona has thieves working in the ballot business.

Here is one reason you have 2020 election deniers—the MSM rigged it.  We already knew that.


America doesn’t have much to offer the world, anymore.  The country is bankrupt, has no borders-laws-ethics-or anything else that makes a great country.

This is the future that any politician from California can bring to all of America.  The only thing not in the video is adults having sex with children.


The fashion fiasco from Kim Kardashian’s ad is not an accident.  Look at the people involved.

Hollywood and California are breeding grounds for Pedophiles.  The media, Feinstein, Pelosi, Swallwell, Joey Biden, Randi Weingarten, and many more support the sexual abuse of children.  Who have you seen complain ?

Epstein was killed to prevent other child molesters from being exposed.  The only reason Ghislaine Maxwell is still alive is that someone has some videos and diaries.

Iger the President of Disney for 15 years is back to replace the failed Chapek.  Most of the child grooming occurred during his first term.  If you read his statement, the only thing he regrets is Disney got caught in their child grooming–sexual brainwashing policy.  Keep boycotting all of their products.

The fashion disaster is just a small peek at the underground sexual perversion of children by those in charge.  The abusers are debauched, debased, depraved, putrid, and many other repulsive names.

Thousands of children have disappeared from supervision of Homeland Security.

Gavin Newsom is reported as the next Democratic Presidential Candidate.

Is this an educational goal ?