As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant announced, “We’d like you folks to help us welcome our new co-pilot. He’ll be performing his first commercial landing for us today, so be sure to give him a big round of applause when we come to a stop.”
The plane made an extremely bumpy landing, bouncing hard two or three times before taxiing to a stop. Still, the passengers applauded.
Then the attendant’s voice came over the intercom:
“Thanks for flying with us. And don’t forget to let our co-pilot know which landing you liked best.”
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,”When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!”
The Media and teachers unions are a big anti-family septic tank. The teachers follow Weingarten like the dems followed Pigleosi. All have an absence of morals, integrity, scruples, and patriotism. We have seen what they have in store for children.
Hollywood and California are breeding grounds for Pedophiles. The media, Feinstein, Pelosi, Swallwell, Joey Biden, Randi Weingarten, and many more support the sexual abuse of children. Who have you seen complain ?
Iger the President of Disney for 15 years is back to replace the failed Chapek. Most of the child grooming occurred during his first term. If you read his statement, the only thing he regrets is Disney got caught in their child grooming–sexual brainwashing policy. Keep boycotting all of their products.