Jake promised he would not tell about his girlfriend named Sheila and my  relationship with Tequila ….I should have known I could not trust him. I shall have a Margarita and send him a mean tweet!
-Sheila Tolley- 

They should play this for the illegal immigrants at our southern border. They would probably turn around and walk back home.
-Sheila Tolley-

Today’s Lesson Is The Word IRONY.

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government.

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest number of free meals and food stamps ever – to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Interior, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.” Their stated reason for the policy is because “the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.” 

Thus, ends today’s lesson on IRONY!

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You need genes to think this through.  It’s true.

https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/some-lights-go-out-some-lights-go-on/

This is a colluding zone.

https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-media-collude-to-suppress-story-about-dnc-media-colluding-to-suppress-story

https://chiletoday.cl/

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The first volunteers get a brain-adapter that enables you to charge your car and brain at the same time.

https://www.theonion.com/what-we-know-about-elon-musk-s-neuralink-human-trials-1849854883

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Science Editor:  Are you knowledgeable about genetics, LL ?

The I Believe My Own Eyes Cat:  Like Judge Jackson on The Supreme Court, I am not a medical doctor, geneticist, or DNA expert, but some things are self-evident–like all men are created equal.  Men in this statement refers to the race of man.  Don’t write me with any liberal BS.

Justin Trudeau should take a DNA test and we will compare it with one of Fidel Castro’s other children, Nancy Pigelosi.

I also have difficulty believing that Ronan Farrow is the son of Woody Allen.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2455545/Woody-Allen-seen-looking-intently-photo-Mia-Farrow-Frank-Sinatra.html

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/love-child-lookalikes-in-pictures–345792077615839399/

I’m not certain that Harry isn’t Woody Allen’s son and Meghan isn’t the love child of Fidel.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/12/05/meghan-markle-and-her-pathetic-husband-nuke-the-royal-family-in-new-netflix-special-n668977

You never know for sure about genetics.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/05/south-carolina-twins-kayla-and-kellie-bingham-win-1-5m-in-cheating-suit/

The Chinese got their share.  I would say 20 Billion.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2022/12/05/secret-service-chinese-hackers-stole-millions-in-covid-benefits-n669035

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Will Joey let the National Archives publish this ?  My cat guess is no.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/15/biden-administration-mum-about-allowing-hunter-biden-emails-to-be-released-report/

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Indict the Antifa/BLM/Democrat/ “SO”.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/12/15/elon-turns-tables-drops-video-of-crazy-stalker-who-looks-like-antifa-n673958

James is one creepy Democrat.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/15/ex-aide-sues-ny-ag-letitia-james-over-alleged-sexual-harassment-cover-up/

She is a good cat.  The woke, “SO”, pronoun feces is just that.  Don’t finance schools that teach it.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/patriot-barbie-lindsey-graham-dons-cat-outfit-at-school-board-meeting/

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Ford Electric F-150 wins 2023 truck of the year.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/13/electric-ford-f-150-lightning-named-motortrends-truck-of-the-year.html

https://media.ford.com/content/fordmedia/fna/us/en/news/2022/12/13/f-150-lightning-wins-motortrend-truck-of-the-year-for-2023–sett.html

The dems and media don’t care–they are partners in the crimes.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/12/15/deputy-dni-warned-hunters-laptop-was-not-russian-disinfo-cnns-natasha-bertrand-wrote-now-discredited-story-anyway/

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Jack Dorsey knowingly let Twitter censor the Hunter Biden Computer rat’s nest expose, as did the other media officers.  They got Joey elected.  They should be tried under the RICO laws.  Most of Jack’s officers were involved, they are WOKERS.  Jack is full of woker/dem crap.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/my-fault-alone-jack-dorsey-takes-blame-for-twitter-failures/

Everyone in this trailer will be more poor and less educated than their parents.  Is AOC having Elon’s baby ?

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/12/13/aocs-new-climate-film-hits-iceberg-sinks-into-the-abyss-n673427

Hopefully, this is my last report on Joey, except when he dies or is removed from office.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/12/13/joe-biden-launches-into-a-profanity-laced-tirade-over-his-age-n673400

The Republican HOR should ban any school with these types of guidelines from receiving any taxpayer money.  You can rub the bull or lose the next election.  You weren’t elected to work with the Democrats on anything.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/12/14/utah-state-universitys-inclusive-style-guide-forbids-students-to-say-biologically-male-female-n673443

This teacher/coach can work for Disney or run for Congress.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/12/14/florida-high-school-coach-paid-female-students-for-nude-photos-n2617085

Parents should be marching at these child molesters homes every night.  Just like Supreme Court Justices.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/12/13/loudoun-county-parents-rip-school-board-grand-jury-report/

Too many young people are having heart attacks.  Did he have COVID vaccinations ?

https://nypost.com/2022/12/14/jake-hescock-former-ucf-tight-end-dies-suddenly-at-25/

Wait until the real facts come out.  Sam Bankman-Fried has the life expectancy of a fruit fly.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/15/these-lawmakers-probing-ftx-got-donations-from-bankman-fried-and-cronies/