Patriot Post MEMES





Any Port in a Storm

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After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”

“Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.” The lady agreed, and the men settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they went on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?”

“Yes, I do,” said Bob.

“Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”

“Well, um, yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. “I have to admit that I did.”

“And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your real name?”

Bob’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did.” “Why do you ask?”

“She just died and left me everything.”


The Magic Bank Account

The author of this article is unknown. It was found in the billfold of Coach Paul Bear Bryant, Alabama, after he died in 1982.

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 Imagine that you had won the following *PRIZE* in a contest: 

Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400 into your private account for your use.

This prize has rules, however.

The Set of Rules:

 1. Everything that you didn’t spend during each day would be taken away from you.

 2. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.

 3. You may only spend It.

 4. Each morning, upon your awaking, the bank opens your account with another $86,400 for that day.

5. The bank can end the game, without warning, at any time. It can say, “Game Over!” and close the account and you will not receive a new one.

What would you personally do?

You would buy anything and everything you wanted, right? Not only for yourself, but for all the people you love and care for. Even for people you don’t know, because you couldn’t possibly spend it all on yourself, right?

You would try to spend every penny, and use it all, because you knew it would be replenished in the morning, right?

ACTUALLY, this ‘GAME’ is real.

Shocked ???


Each of us is already a winner of this *PRIZE*….we just can’t seem to see it.


1. Each morning, upon waking, we receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of Life.

 2. And when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is not credited to us.

 3. What we haven’t used up that day is forever lost.

4. Yesterday is gone forever.

 5. Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time without warning…

So, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?

Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount in dollars. 

Think about it and remember to enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.

So take care of yourself, be happy, love deeply and enjoy life!

Here’s wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day.

Start spending….


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The three city blocks include the BLM graffiti scarred D.C. streets.

Sue them all.


It’s true.

The politicians and nonprofits should be forced to place the money in a trust for victims.


The Greenback Editor:  What is cryptocurrency, LL ?

I Use Mice & Lizards Cat:  It is complicated and involves nothing of value, just like the U.S. Dollar.

Here is a little information on cryptocurrency.  Keep in mind this involves billions of dollars while America’s debt is 31 trillion-that is 31 thousand billion.

This looks like it is Nancy Pigleosi-legal.

As the world turns.

The Feds want to track and control your every move.  Some businesses are already doing it–not honoring your credit cards at gun dealers.

Pete asks for forgiveness, he didn’t use the N word or sexually assault anyone.  MLB is without fault—I saw them take the All Star Game out of Atlanta based on lies from Stacey Abrams and Joe Biden, two POS among many.

The Army will wear retro-uniforms for the Navy game.


Twitter is free.


The Chinese people are still fighting for freedom.


What is going on here ?   Where are Miley Cyrus, Katie Hill, and the U.S. men’s soccer team ?  We should have had a sexual scandal involving Pop Rocks by now.

You could explain Biden’s mental problems in the time it takes to be a Pop Rocks expert, but now you know.

The Qatari ( thaub ) robes look like Democrats, without the pointy hat, to me.


I wonder how small business owners and their families voted ?

It appears that they didn’t vote or voted Democratic.

The average Chinese is tired of Xi Jinping and being a slave to Apple & Nike.

If you are a temporary or independent worker ( GIG ) I hope you didn’t vote Democratic.  Joey wasn’t going to tax low income workers.

Portland residents voted for no laws, justice, or freedom.  They get what they asked for,  what they want.

Sometimes you don’t know which side to support.

Is this a sign ?