SMILES…..

You know I have no reason to exaggerate or lie about the Process Of Organization. The last time I attempted to clean out and organize a cabinet:  1) I removed all items from the cabinet and placed them on my kitchen counter counters. 2) I cleaned the shelf from which I had removed the items. 3) I looked at the items on my counters and asked myself, “How in the world did all that stuff fit into that cabinet?” 4) I placed all the items back into the cabinet and felt self-pride knowing that I had managed to stuff all those items back into the cabinet. 5) I consoled myself by knowing that at least the shelf was now clean. 6) I told my husband I needed more cabinet space. 7) He built me a nice, new, large cabinet. 8) That cabinet is now totally full of STUFF.
-Sheila Tolley-

Bible Verse

5 Let the Lord be your guide into the future. Trust in him and he will help you. 6 He will show everyone that you are righteous. People will know that you are a good person, as clearly as the sun shines at noon.

Chuckles…

Just Plain Neat Information

Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent. Drinking a glass of water before you eat may help digestion and curb appetite.

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn’t smoke unless it’s heated above 450F.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

A comet’s tail always points away from the sun.

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

Strawberries and cashews are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

Mickey Mouse is known as “Topolino” in Italy.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

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PUBLIC BATHROOMS

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won’t latch. It doesn’t matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!

The dispenser for the modern “seat covers” (invented by someone’s Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn’t – so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume ” The Stance.” In this position your aging, toneless (God I should have gone to the gym!!!) thigh muscles begin to shake.

You’d love to sit down, but you certainly hadn’t taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold “The Stance”. To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your mother’s voice saying, “Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!” Your thighs shake more.

You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday – the one that’s still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That will have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It’s still smaller than your thumbnail.

Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn’t work. The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet. “Occupied!” you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course.

You bolt up, knowing all too well that it’s too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper – not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you’re certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, “You just don’t KNOW what kind of diseases you could get”.

By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in.

At this point, you give up.. You’re soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You’re e-x-h-a-u-s-t-e-d.  You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.

You can’t figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, …..so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting. You are no longer able to smile politely to them.  A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman’s hand and tell her warmly, “Here, you just might need this”.

As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men’s restroom. Annoyed, he asks, “What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?”

This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with public restrooms (rest??? you’ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It’s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse, and hand you Kleenex under the door!

 

Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2025/09/15/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2418622

Bible Verse

 Wise people accept good teaching. But people who talk in a foolish way destroy themselves.

ON MY SOAPBOX… You Damn Right, I got questions

I am very fortunate that 99.99% of Tolley’s Topics readers are Republicans. Democrats would hate me, and with good reason. I leave that .01 variance just in case a Democrat sneaks in long enough to leave an ignorant, Anti-American comment…then I delete him/her/they as quick as a Bug Zapper.

I watched the live report as I am sure most people did when the first official update was given on the murder of Charlie Kirk. I listened as every official on stage patted the back of every other official on stage. I listened as several bragged that they had the murderer in custody after only 33 hours. I listened as they announced the planned route that this 22 YEAR OLD KID took in order to take the life of Charlie Kirk. I quit listening after I heard about the kid’s plan. 

I LOST INTEREST.

I LOST INTEREST because I have seen this movie before, and so have you. We watched this movie only 14 months ago on July 13, 2024 in Butler, Pennsylvania. It starred our current Mr. President, Donald J. Trump. Except for a tilt of his head at the perfect millisecond, President Trump would have been assassinated before he was elected. His 20 YEAR OLD attempted assassin, did manage to murder Corey Comperatore, a firefighter in the audience. That was accomplished with one of his eight rifle rounds that he managed to get off from the top of a nearby building. Twelve seconds after the firing started, Assassin Thomas Matthew Crooks, was shot and killed by the Counter Sniper Team of the United States Secret Service. 

My opinion is, THEY WERE AT LEAST TWELVE SECONDS AND EIGHT ROUNDS TOO LATE!

My question is…what in the Hell is wrong with our Security in America? Did we not learn anything from the attempted assassination of President Trump and the murder of Corey Comperatore? Surely, Please Jesus, Let someone in an important meeting be asking this question: Who was assigned the ROOFTOP DETAIL?  Because in my opinion, for Charlie Kirk and his loved ones…

THEY WERE AT LEAST THIRTY-THREE HOURS TOO LATE! 

It is sickening to me. With the Christmas Season drawing near, these kid assassins should just put on a Santa suit and beard, fill a sleigh with rifles and engraved ammunition, land atop nearby buildings and enjoy target practice. It is like Otis leaving the jail in Mayberry…he just grabs the key and lets himself go. If no one is on guard, why not?

Losing Charlie Kirk is like losing Rush Limbaugh a second time. They loved President Trump, they loved America, they loved our freedom of speech and publicly encouraged conversation and debate.
That combination is hard to find.

“If they thought my husband’s mission was big now,” she wrote, “you have no idea.”

Erika and Charlie Kirk holding hands, she is in a white glittery dress looking at the camera and he is in a tuxedo in front of an amp and drums

The couple onstage during the Turning Point USA Inaugural-Eve Ball in Washington this winter.

 

GONNA BE A BEAR…

 

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