Archive | August 17, 2020



The Conservatives should use this advise at the Democratic leaders homes.



The Editor:  Where did you get a headache, LL ?

Shhhh Cat:  It must have been from listening to the lying Democrats and news media.

Don’t Yell Cat:  I’m thinking of taking these old remedies.  Joe Biden said he took them to cure the headaches he got from baking the Lawn Jockeys in his back-yarn kiln.

If these don’t work I will try an old folk remedy.

Speaking of health, here is some vaccine information.

This is what the BLM movement deserves.

I’m thinking of starting a Wanted Top 10 list like the FBI.

Here is one Obama buddy pleading guilty.

RIP  Trini Lopez.  Trump also wants to hammer out justice on every sanctuary rat hole.

Phone Repair

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Ellisville, Mississippi

An Ellisville school teacher called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called – and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house.

The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.