” Scroll over to the 13 minute mark on the video…That shuffling noise you hear is Biden voters shifting over to Trump!”
“I realized I was holding my breath as I watched this video.”
The Conservatives should use this advise at the Democratic leaders homes.
The Editor: Where did you get a headache, LL ?
Shhhh Cat: It must have been from listening to the lying Democrats and news media.
Don’t Yell Cat: I’m thinking of taking these old remedies. Joe Biden said he took them to cure the headaches he got from baking the Lawn Jockeys in his back-yarn kiln.
If these don’t work I will try an old folk remedy.
Speaking of health, here is some vaccine information.
This is what the BLM movement deserves.
I’m thinking of starting a Wanted Top 10 list like the FBI.
Here is one Obama buddy pleading guilty.
RIP Trini Lopez. Trump also wants to hammer out justice on every sanctuary rat hole.
An Ellisville school teacher called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called – and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house.
The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don’t have a sense of humor you probably don’t have any sense at all.
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. for example, it could be the right number.
No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap.
Be careful about reading the fine print there’s no way you’re going to like it.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a VW.
After 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Life isn’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift.