Top Ten Auto Producing Countries In The World: 1950 – 2019 -Moving Visualization

 

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1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

 

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years prior, directly to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? They even tracked her calves to their stalls. BUT….they are unable to locate 20 million illegal aliens who are wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

 

THE CONSTITUTION
There is still talk about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…why don’t we give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys and it has worked for over 200 years. After all,  we are not using it anymore.

 

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in the courthouse is this….you cannot post:
‘Thou Shall Not Steal,  Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery & Thou Shall Not Bear False witness’ in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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1.    THINGY (thing-ee) n 
       Female.. Any part under a car’s hood. 
       Male…….The fastener on a woman’s bra. 
 
2.    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
       Female…Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. 
       Male…….Playing football without a protective cup. 
 
3.    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. 
       Female…The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.    
       Male……Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.    
 
4.    COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. 
       Female… A desire to get married and raise a family. 
       Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.    
 
5.    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n. 
       Female…A good movie, concert, play or book. 
       Male……Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 
 
6.    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
       Female…An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. 
       Male…..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.    
 
7.    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
      Female…The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.    
      Male……Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.    
 
8.    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
       Female…A device for changing from one TV channel to another.    
       Male……A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. 

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Be careful if you’re planning on surprising Grandma for Christmas!!!!!

After 6 burglaries,

3 car thefts,

Multiple illegal trespasses,

An ongoing cocaine and alcohol addiction,

Committing 2 violent home invasions,

3 armed robberies,

Dealing Fentanyl and Meth,

Passing counterfeit money,

Beating 4 victims senseless

and

Being arrested 23 times since 1998,


George Floyd hasn’t committed a crime in over five months now…

 

 

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