Archive | December 20, 2020

Rehab That Works….

After 6 burglaries,

3 car thefts,

Multiple illegal trespasses,

An ongoing cocaine and alcohol addiction,

Committing 2 violent home invasions,

3 armed robberies,

Dealing Fentanyl and Meth,

Passing counterfeit money,

Beating 4 victims senseless


Being arrested 23 times since 1998,

George Floyd hasn’t committed a crime in over five months now…




Sounds right, doesn’t it?

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Medical Responses to the COVID Shutdown:

Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said: “Oh, grow up!”

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would: “Put a whole new face on the matter.”

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.




Here is more entertainment from Joe and Jill.  Jill’s degree is a participation degree.

Biden won’t withhold federal/taxpayer money from these terrorists.


Tom Cruise said he was firing everyone taller than him (5 ft. 7in.).  He needs Rubio’s pumps from the 2016 election.

Here is a Cruise satire.

To vaccine or not.


The Ranger Editor:  What does the army know, LL ?

5G Cat:  They already know what happened to Embassy Officials in Cuba ( Warnock’s favorite commies )

You might compare it to a dog whistle.  The vibrations are out of our hearing range.

It is the same radio signals, but a higher frequency as your 5G phone connection.

Richard Branson wants to have a space tourism business.

Loyal reader MST said read the comments on this link.

Good Stuff


After Fred Astaire’s first screen test, a 1933 memo from the MGM testing director said, “Can’t act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.” Astaire kept that memo over the fireplace in his Beverly Hills home.

When his older brother was killed during WWII, he first withdrew into a shell. Then he began to listen to the radio to ease his pain. Soon he was dreaming about hosting his own radio show. That led Dick Clark to start American Bandstand.

You are the only person on this earth who can use your ability.

Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes softly and sits on your shoulder.