Archive | December 24, 2020

Words with two meanings….


1.    THINGY (thing-ee) n 
       Female.. Any part under a car’s hood. 
       Male…….The fastener on a woman’s bra. 
2.    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
       Female…Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. 
       Male…….Playing football without a protective cup. 
3.    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. 
       Female…The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.    
       Male……Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.    
4.    COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. 
       Female… A desire to get married and raise a family. 
       Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.    
5.    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n. 
       Female…A good movie, concert, play or book. 
       Male……Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 
6.    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
       Female…An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. 
       Male…..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.    
7.    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
      Female…The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.    
      Male……Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.    
8.    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
       Female…A device for changing from one TV channel to another.    
       Male……A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. 




You can track Santa.

This is from the olden days.


Here are some Congressional Democrats at lunch.  The sanctuary states don’t deserve Trump.


Wisconsin voted for more abuse, fine.

Time magazine and this person are repulsive.  They both are in my cat prayers ( it worked for RBG ).


The Big Apple Editor:  Do you really love, New York City, LL ?

Maybe Cat:  If you like rats, it’s the place to go.  Cuomo will also do away with you at age 70.  The most recent attractive feature is he doesn’t want you to use the bathrooms in restaurants.

Before a week is over, it will smell like Bourbon Street in New Orleans.  Maybe the people can pee on the street fires.  The motto of I LOVE NEW YORK will be replaced by I LOVE CALVIN.

NYC is betting on getting money from the feds, like all of the sanctuary-bankrupt states/cities.

Margaret Thatcher had it right. 

‘The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money’.

The Monkey Bidens have replaced the Clintons in crimes committed-but not punished.  Whose credit card has a $100,000.00 limit ?

Everybody loves a lap dance.

New York and New Jersey ( both Democratic ) are hiding their expenditures.  They probably went to relatives.