Day: February 13, 2022
TODAY’S MEMES
THE SPHINX—SUPERBOWL LVI
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Sneak a peek at Super Bowl ads, and 8th graders can sneak a little pizza sex in Connecticut.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/sneak-peek-at-this-years-super-bowl-lvi-ads/
Have some democratic wings, um-um-good.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/sorry-super-bowl-2022-fans-chicken-wing-prices-are-soaring/
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Joe is the man. Virginians welcome him.
Olympic news.
https://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics/
She is a young doper. The same people, in a few months, will tell us Joe’s problem was old age.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/adam-rippon-defends-kamila-valieva-amid-olympic-doping-debacle/
The country of Russia has no athletes in the Olympics. The Russian team is banned for doping. The athletes there are competing under the name of The Russian Olympic Committee. They couldn’t even do that right.
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Will Los Angeles clean up the street-people and trash left from robbing trains, for the Superbowl ?
https://img.patriotpost.us/01FT8NH9YP1SP57X7E5AH1HAPZ.jpeg?w=960
Dubai is the place to be.
https://www.the-sun.com/uncategorized/4616577/skydiving-infinity-pool-dubai-holiday/
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Let Mikey try it.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-ensure-no-sex-scandals-cnn-replaces-all-anchors-with-mike-pence
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The Roman Editor: Superbowl LVI—or 56 in English. This is the first winner.
https://nypost.com/2022/01/31/nfl-bettor-turns-20-into-579k-win-on-insane-score-parlay/
https://www.nfl.com/super-bowl/event-info/event-overview
The Diversity Cat Of Many Colors: Here are some ONION views of the big game.
https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-looks-back-on-the-greatest-quarterback-to-los-1848446945
https://www.theonion.com/greatest-nfl-playoff-moments-1848440846/slides/8
https://www.theonion.com/let-s-clear-some-cap-space-says-stone-faced-bill-bel-1848424486
Some old ads were entertaining.
https://www.vogue.com/article/best-super-bowl-ads-of-all-time
The Commissioner should let James watch from one of the millionaire’s suites.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/05/diehard-bengals-fan-james-lipscomb-headed-to-super-bowl-lvi/
If the commie NFL could get away with it, they would have the Christians & Lions killing each other in the Roman Colosseum.
Favorite Movie Quotes
“Go ahead, make my day.” Sudden Impact, 1983
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.” Sunset Blvd., 1950
“May the Force be with you.” Star Wars, 1977
“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” All About Eve, 1950
“You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976
Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said “Travis speaks to himself in the mirror” so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Earth at Night
Image Credit: NASA, Suomi NPP VIIRS; Data: Miguel Román (NASA GSFC); Processing: Joshua Stevens
Explanation: This is what the Earth looks like at night. Can you find your favorite country or city? Surprisingly, city lights make this task quite possible. Human-made lights highlight particularly developed or populated areas of the Earth’s surface, including the seaboards of Europe, the eastern United States, and Japan. Many large cities are located near rivers or oceans so that they can exchange goods cheaply by boat. Particularly dark areas include the central parts of South America, Africa, Asia, and Australia. The featured image, nicknamed Black Marble, is actually a composite of hundreds of pictures remade in 2016 from data taken by the orbiting Suomi NPP satellite.
Tomorrow’s picture: space for the heart
Shut Up And Dance With Me….(Full Screen It)…You Will Thank Me
I believe there is an
unwritten law that “John Travolta should stay forever young.”
-Sheila Tolley-
ZERO
Justin Trudeau Castro tests positive…..
Some old, Some new, Enjoy.