“This one day advance notice may keep some men out of trouble. Personally, I do not take Valentine’s Day too seriously…..but I understand that tradition forces many to comply with Cupid’s Rules.

Be careful, the Valentines shown below are not good for your significant others. Your insignificant others? That is a different story.”
-Sheila Tolley-

“I have never understood why the ever-so-overused-poem states that Violets are blue. Violets are violet. Bluebells are blue.”

– Sheila Tolley-

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Sneak a peek at Super Bowl ads, and 8th graders can sneak a little pizza sex in Connecticut.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/sneak-peek-at-this-years-super-bowl-lvi-ads/

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2022/02/11/eighth-grade-class-asked-to-reveal-favorite-sex-acts-using-pizza-toppings-as-metaphors-n520510

Have some democratic wings, um-um-good.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/sorry-super-bowl-2022-fans-chicken-wing-prices-are-soaring/

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Joe is the man.  Virginians welcome him.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/02/10/bidens-plan-fails-to-move-long-beach-port-operations-to-24-7-after-4-months/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/02/10/virginians-shout-lets-go-brandon-and-display-build-crack-better-sign-as-joe-biden-visits-culpeper/

Olympic news.

https://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics/

She is a young doper.  The same people, in a few months, will tell us Joe’s problem was old age.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/adam-rippon-defends-kamila-valieva-amid-olympic-doping-debacle/

The country of Russia has no athletes in the Olympics.  The Russian team is banned for doping.  The athletes there are competing under the name of The Russian Olympic Committee.  They couldn’t even do that right.

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Will Los Angeles clean up the street-people and trash left from robbing trains, for the Superbowl ?

https://img.patriotpost.us/01FT8NH9YP1SP57X7E5AH1HAPZ.jpeg?w=960

Dubai is the place to be.

https://www.the-sun.com/uncategorized/4616577/skydiving-infinity-pool-dubai-holiday/

https://thefederalist.com/

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Let Mikey try it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-ensure-no-sex-scandals-cnn-replaces-all-anchors-with-mike-pence

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Roman Editor:  Superbowl LVI—or 56 in English.  This is the first winner.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/31/nfl-bettor-turns-20-into-579k-win-on-insane-score-parlay/

https://www.nfl.com/super-bowl/event-info/event-overview

The Diversity Cat Of Many Colors:  Here are some ONION views of the big game.

https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-looks-back-on-the-greatest-quarterback-to-los-1848446945

https://www.theonion.com/greatest-nfl-playoff-moments-1848440846/slides/8

https://www.theonion.com/let-s-clear-some-cap-space-says-stone-faced-bill-bel-1848424486

Some old ads were entertaining.

https://www.vogue.com/article/best-super-bowl-ads-of-all-time

The Commissioner should let James watch from one of the millionaire’s suites.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/05/diehard-bengals-fan-james-lipscomb-headed-to-super-bowl-lvi/

If the commie NFL could get away with it, they would have the Christians & Lions killing each other in the Roman Colosseum.

“Go ahead, make my day.” Sudden Impact, 1983

“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.” Sunset Blvd., 1950

“May the Force be with you.” Star Wars, 1977

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” All About Eve, 1950

“You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976
Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said “Travis speaks to himself in the mirror” so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.

 

I believe there is an
unwritten law that “John Travolta should stay forever young.”
-Sheila Tolley-