The Will Rogers of our time…With his Wonderful Quotes!

You often see a TV Anchor ask Senator Kennedy a question, and one  would think he is just a good ole boy from Louisiana.

Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a B.C.L. degree from Oxford in England where he was a First-Class Honors graduate.

He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and most often humorous.

 Comment about Cuomo lecturing us.

“It’s like a frog calling you ugly”

This election in GA will be the most important in history. You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, a person of faith, or an unborn baby!

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

It’s as dead as four o’clock.

Always follow your heart…..but take your brains with you.

The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’

It must suck to be that dumb.

When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Go sell your crazy somewhere else…we are all stocked up here .

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.

1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.
2. Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.

Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots .

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.

Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.

This is why space aliens won’t talk to us.

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.

Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.

What planet did you parachute in from?

Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”

Good Ones…New & Used

 

 

The way we WERE

https://wallythekat.tripod.com/A_Pages/AA-Videos-YOU-Tube/NFL.html

This thing would be a nice centerfold for MAD MAGAZINE

…or perhaps the cover shot for Field & Stream Magazine on their Irreparable Damage Caused By Nuclear Waste edition.
-Sheila Tolley-

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

THE SPHINX—MERGER

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Durham needs more money for his investigation.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2022/02/14/media-silence-on-clintons-alleged-spying-campaign-against-trump-tells-us-something-important-n522208

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Winsome is doing the job in Virginia.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/02/14/someone-hid-winsome-sears-gavel-her-response-was-priceless-n2603275

The emboldened sanctuary policy has spread.  Thanks dems and Joe.  Many are just animals.  Vote Democratic.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/02/14/thirteen-police-officers-shot-across-the-country-during-24-hour-time-frame/

https://nypost.com/2022/02/14/texas-coach-has-broken-arm-after-hes-chased-beaten-by-middle-schoolers/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/02/13/sanctuary-state-six-time-deported-illegal-alien-guilty-of-triple-murder/

Golf can be loud.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/12/sam-ryders-hole-in-one-sparks-beer-filled-scene-at-phoenix-open/

The International Olympic Committee lets DOPERS participate.  They must be part of Fauci’s people.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/14/kamila-valieva-cleared-to-compete-after-appealing-doping-ban/

Sanctuary/permissive places will continue to grow until the politicians are attacked.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2022/02/13/report-nyc-man-44-arrests-charged-brutal-subway-mugging/

Avocados are a threat.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/u-s-suspends-importing-mexican-avocados-super-bowl-eve-following-threat

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Starbucks isn’t as WOKE as they want us to believe.  Give your employees a raise.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/09/starbucks-fired-memphis-workers-who-tried-to-form-a-union/

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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Trudeau is a weasel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-demands-protesters-stop-shutting-down-city-so-that-he-can-shut-down-city

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Merge Left Editor:  Is this like the road sign that says, ” Lane ends merge left, LL ? ”

The Watch Out Cat:  No, two more companies are merging to save us money.  That lasts until Congress says OK, then they double prices.

https://fox2now.com/news/what-st-louis-should-know-about-proposed-frontier-spirit-airline-merger/

I wonder if Lead Belly will remove his works.

https://www.theonion.com/artists-explain-why-they-are-boycotting-spotify-1848494105

Maybe the Chinese just said no, after a chromosome check.

https://babylonbee.com/news/bigoted-pairs-figure-skating-event-suggests-there-are-only-2-genders

This merger is closer that you think.  The government has BILLIONS of dollars in contracts with the new media, including the old network companies.

https://www.theonion.com/ftc-questions-merger-of-google-with-u-s-government-1848400850

Mrs. Rosie will visit them in prison.

 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Eiffel Tower Prominence on the Sun
Video Credit & Copyright: Hawk Wolinski

Explanation: What’s that on the Sun? Although it may look like a flowing version of the Eiffel Tower, it is a solar prominence that is actually much bigger — about the height of Jupiter. The huge prominence emerged about ten days ago, hovered over the Sun’s surface for about two days, and then erupted — throwing a coronal mass ejection (CME) into the Solar System. The featured video, captured from the astrophotographer’s backyard in Hendersonville, Tennessee, USA, shows an hour time-lapse played both forwards and backwards. That CME did not impact the Earth, but our Sun had unleashed other recent CMEs that not only triggered Earthly auroras, but puffed out the Earth’s atmosphere enough to cause just-launched Starlink satellites to fall back. Activity on the Sun, including sunspots, prominences, CMEs and flares, continues to increase as the Sun evolves away from a deep minimum in its 11-year magnetic cycle.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space