A Little Sign Humor

Sign in a Shoe Repair Store:

We will heel you.

We will save your sole.

We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,

You’ve come to the right place.”

On a Plumber’s truck :

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station:

“Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

THE SPHINX—SHORTAGES

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February is Black History Month.  Get some Black Culture, and forget about BLM and the MSM.

https://blackhistorymonth.gov/

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These bigots and racists want taxpayers to pay their student loans.  Use your campaign donations to pay personal debts, like Stacey Abrams.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/29/the-squad-want-student-loans-forgiven-including-theirs/

Nuns like to party.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/29/group-of-nuns-go-sledding-in-central-park-as-winter-storm-kenan-blankets-nyc/

The NFL is a slimy organization.  Birds of a feather………

https://nypost.com/2022/01/29/snoop-dogg-at-super-bowl-halftime-show-becoming-even-worse-look/

America needs to send our Liberal-dem-msm-big business-commies over to help them out.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/29/chinas-one-child-policy-has-led-to-a-disastrous-baby-bust/

Prince Andrew Diary.

https://pagesix.com/2022/01/29/prince-andrew-to-be-quizzed-by-sex-accusers-lawyers/?_ga=2.100954881.1678079493.1605772234-951879754.1604898772

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Support these guys.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/01/19/watch-navy-seals-running-for-congress-unite-to-defeat-nancy-pelosi/

A definition for Long COVID.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/who-long-covid-definition-5207010

The Murdaugh Diary.  Alex has no shortage of charges.  I still think he was involved in the killing of his wife and son.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/21/alex-murdaugh-now-faces-71-charges-stole-8-5m-prosecutor/

https://thefederalist.com/

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We have an under-the-bus-President.  Are your food store shelves half empty?

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2022/01/18/mainstream-media-turns-on-hapless-biden-in-a-big-way-n508348

This is funny.  Californians had a chance to recall Newsom, Nancy’s Nephew, but they blew it.  Choke on your rail road thefts.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x364p5s

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2022/01/21/gavin-newsom-on-l-a-rail-theft-we-look-like-a-third-world-country/

https://redstate.com/

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Banana Republic Editor:  Are you experiencing shortages, LL ?

Havana Cat:  We have all kinds of shortages.  Pretty soon we will be driving 1953 Buicks like the Cubans.  Amigo is thinking of importing our own supplies.  He will use a tall-ship for bulk items, and a fast sail boat for liquor and dope. 

BRE:  Will you use the Panama Canal, HC ?

No, we are going around Cape Horn like real mariners.

BRE:  Is Amigo a dope fiend ?

No, he swaps it for new zoning codes and government contract low bids.  Here is a local politician, we recommend Zippo lighters.

https://www.theonion.com/man-gives-himself-little-treat-for-getting-through-day-1848195977

Here are a few of Joe’s failures.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/01/20/a-scandal-for-every-month-the-biggest-botches-failures-and-mess-ups-of-joe-bidens-first-12-months-in-office/

There are no shortages of cultural appropriations.

https://babylonbee.com/news/cultural-appropriation-is-wrong-says-dude-in-a-dress

Skip Disney–keep their money in short supply.  They own the lying network ABC.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/18/disney-slammed-for-price-hikes-at-theme-parks-longer-wait-times/

They have no heart.  The Tin Man even looks like Joe, on his way to chop up some Republican babies.

Some things to ponder as we age

Bacon And Eggs Pictures | Download Free Images on Unsplash

 

The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳

The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳

The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳

The best soccer player in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60 😔

And then …

KFC (fried chicken) inventor died at 94 😊

 Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊

 Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜

 The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake 😜

 Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊

 How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.

The turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives 400 years.

 

So …

Have a drink ..

Take a nap …

And IF you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

The origin of golf

Math Test

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Romans 10:13 Inspirational Image

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Moon Phases 2022
Video Credit: Data: Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter ; Animation: NASA‘s Scientific Visualization Studio;
Music: Build the Future (Universal Production Music), Alexander Hitchens

Explanation: What will the Moon phase be on your birthday this year? It is hard to predict because the Moon’s appearance changes nightly. As the Moon orbits the Earth, the half illuminated by the Sun first becomes increasingly visible, then decreasingly visible. The featured video animates images and altitude data taken by NASA’s Moon-orbiting Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter to show all 12 lunations that appear this year, 2022 — as seen from Earth’s northern (southern) hemisphere. A single lunation describes one full cycle of our Moon, including all of its phases. A full lunation takes about 29.5 days, just under a month (moon-th). As each lunation progresses, sunlight reflects from the Moon at different angles, and so illuminates different features differently. During all of this, of course, the Moon always keeps the same face toward the Earth. What is less apparent night-to-night is that the Moon‘s apparent size changes slightly, and that a slight wobble called a libration occurs as the Moon progresses along its elliptical orbit.

Tomorrow’s picture: to circle a dying star