My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of … it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
Me: Sobbing my heart out, “I can’t see you anymore … I’m not going to let you hurt me again.” Trainer: “It was one sit-up. ”
Sorry I haven’t gotten anything done today. I’ve been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Turns out that being a “senior” is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.”
I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defense, defeat, detail. Student: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat go first and then detail.
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery. The GPS blurted out “You have reached your final destination.”
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I’m still alive.
Look Under The Rocks Editor: Is Willow still helping out with the DC Scum, LL?
The Puzzle Solving Cat: She sure is, her cornrows give her access to many meetings that are not publicized. Cats have had cornrows since ancient Egypt, as everyone except Oregon children know, that is in Africa.
DC rumors say these 3 people are the same person. When a Black guy is needed, the ex-Virginia Blackface Governor Northam does makeup for the third guy. These creeps have never been seen together, that should tell you something.
Many of the people at CNN worked in constant fear that they were exposed to many STD’s. Willow found this secret video of how many people who make up the news dressed at work. Many look like giant condoms.
We also know the Class 4 rating was not a 4–see COVID 19 world wide deaths.
Explanation: Galactic or open star clusters are young. The swarms of stars are born together near the plane of the Milky Way, but their numbers steadily dwindle as cluster members are ejected by galactic tides and gravitational interactions. Caught in this telescopic frame over three degrees across are three good examples of galactic star clusters, seen toward the southern sky’s nautical constellation Puppis. Below and left, M46 is some 5,500 light-years in the distance. Right of center M47 is only 1,600 light-years away and NGC 2423 (top) is about 2500 light-years distant. Around 300 million years young M46 contains a few hundred stars in a region about 30 light-years across. Sharp eyes can spot a planetary nebula, NGC 2438, at about 11 o’clock against the M46 cluster stars. But that nebula’s central star is billions of years old, and NGC 2438 is likely a foreground object only by chance along the line of sight to youthful M46. Even younger, aged around 80 million years, M47 is a smaller and looser star cluster spanning about 10 light-years. Star cluster NGC 2423 is pushing about 750 million years in age though. NGC 2423 is known to harbor an extrasolar planet, detected orbiting one of its red giant stars.