Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2025/11/17/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2421475

I’m So Excited….

Our Tolley’s Topics Contributor, Bill Bowser, sent me this yesterday. I think you’ll enjoy it. I sure did.
-Sheila Tolley-

Hooking The Hooker

For those who don’t know, this segment on the Tonight Show concerns a guy who was an infamous con man about whom a movie was made starring Leo DiCaprio.

FYI…Following the video, I have detailed the life of Frank Abagnale after he was caught and incarcerated for his many crimes. I guess, once in a while…Crime Does Pay.
-Sheila Tolley-

After being paroled from prison, Frank Abagnale became a successful security consultant and financial fraud expert, working closely with the FBI for decades.

He used his experience to lecture on fraud detection and founded his own company, Abagnale & Associates, which advises on fraud and security matters. 

  • Early life and criminal career: In the 1960s, Abagnale worked as a con artist and forger, impersonating various professionals like a pilot and a doctor, and cashing millions in bad checks.

  • Imprisonment: He was eventually caught and served time in prisons in France, Sweden, and the United States.

  • Parole and new career: After serving five years of his 12-year sentence, he was paroled on the condition that he help the FBI with forgery cases. He started by lecturing on fraud and eventually established his own security consulting company.

  • FBI involvement: For nearly 40 years, he has worked with the FBI as a consultant and lecturer at their academy.

  • Public recognition: His life was the subject of the 2002 film Catch Me If You Can and a corresponding Broadway musical. 

Turkey Crossing

The Agitated Nun

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery…

 He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked. 

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” 

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. 

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

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Favorite Movie Quotes

“Who’s on first.” The Naughty Nineties, 1945

“It looks like a mirac…It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!” Caddyshack, 1980

“Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!” Auntie Mame, 1958

“I feel the need – the need for speed!” Top Gun, 1986

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.” Dead Poets Society, 1989
Fun fact: The inspiration for Robin William’s character, John Keating, is Samuel Pickering, who most recently worked as an English Professor at the University of Connecticut.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields

THE SPHINX—ICE AGE

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NATIONAL  NEWS

WILL SIMPSON’S ESTATE FINALLY PAY THE COURT ORDERED AWARD ?

https://nypost.com/2025/11/15/us-news/oj-simpson-estate-okays-58m-for-fred-goldman-decades-after-rons-killing/

Let people that can’t read road signs drive a truck with 40,000 pounds of cargo.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/11/15/federal-judge-strikes-down-trump-admin-limiting-commercial-drivers-licenses-for-immigrants-n2666493

Texas keeps children out of Drag Queen Shows.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/11/13/federal-appeals-court-rules-that-texas-can-enforce-bans-on-drag-shows-for-children-n2666393

Too funny, she is an eternal victim of white-people.   The people that put her and Barry in The White House.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2025/11/12/michelle-obama-moans-about-infuriating-air-force-one-experience-that-still-irritates-her19-years-later-n2196131

Does Mousse Man have a corrupt administration ?    Maybe he is in a tight spot.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/12/us-news/california-gov-gavin-newsoms-ex-chief-of-staffed-arrested-accused-of-stealing-225k/

That’s a lot of truckers.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/11/12/red-handed-sean-duffy-revoking-as-astonishing-17000-illegal-truckers-licenses-in-gavin-newsoms-ca-n2196117

Corey will make a buzzard puke.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/11/14/senator-cory-booker-says-republicans-weaponized-snap-n2666463

INTERESTING  NEWS

We need a bigger boat.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/13/us-news/largest-male-great-white-shark-ever-recorded-pinged-off-new-jersey-coast/

This news is 20 years old.   Nothing electronic should be bought from China, and they should be removed from all electronic media sites.   Congress created the mess.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/13/us-news/congress-warns-china-could-spy-on-us-military-at-home-through-ccp-linked-smart-devices/

Most large technology companies layoff Americans and hire Indians and other foreign workers at a cheaper salary.   It has been going on for 20 years.   Look at Trump’s 600,000 college students from China.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/11/14/president-trump-begins-his-h-1b-visa-program-n2666462

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The Cold Editor:    Was the Ice Age cold, LL ?

The Brrrrr Cat:     I bet it was, according to the geological records.   Many of these presentations are theories and support evolution.   A Creator could have made everything.  There have been many Ice Ages, here is one.

Snowball Earth.

Maybe trees helped.

https://www.miragenews.com/ice-age-trees-stabilized-atmosphere-by-1564354/

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Hamas likes anywhere under schools or hospitals.

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-moves-mayors-office-under-childrens-hospital

A cold place.

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Mamdinky questions answered.

https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Comet Lemmon’s Wandering Tail
Image Credit: Ignacio Fernández

Explanation: What has happened to Comet Lemmon’s tail? The answer is blowing in the wind — the wind from the Sun in this case. This continuous outflow of charged particles from the Sun has been quite variable of late, as the Sun emits bursts of energy, CMEs, that push out and deflect charged particles emitted by the comet itself. The result is a blue hued ion tail for Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) that is not only impressively intricate but takes some unusual turns. This long-duration composite image taken from Alfacar, Spain last month captured this inner Solar System ionic tumult. Comet Lemmon is now fading as it heads out away from the Earth and Sun and back into the outer Solar System.

Tomorrow’s picture: radio milky way

Bible Verse

 This is what it means to trust God: We will be sure about the things that we hope for. We will be sure in our minds about things that we cannot even see.