This happens so often I will never heal. Another nasty filthy unvetted illegal that came in under the Biden Administration from Afghanistan, who is 28 years old, with a wife and 5 children, murdered one and shot another one of ours. A beautiful 20-year-old National Guardsman in the streets of Wash. DC. Shot ambush style on Thanksgiving Eve.
Since it is so badly broken, Trump is working so hard to fix our Country and make it a safe place again. It is Broken because it has such a cancer in it. This cancer has spread far and wide. It is festering with such a stench in Minnesota with all the Somalians. Dearborn, Michigan has the largest concentration of people of Middle Eastern and North African ancestry in the US. They do not even want a red-blooded American in their communities. They actually want to return to Sharia Islamic Law. We are now seeing more and more of them in our Public Offices. We have several of them in our Government. As of 2025, five Muslims have been elected to Congress. The First being Keith Ellison in 2006 . As of the 119th Congress four Muslims currently serve in Congress, all in the house of Representatives and being members of the Democrat Party. Now we have a Muslim mayor-elect in New York City.
Even those that are not of Muslim decent are working hard to try and be part of it. This includes the Governors of California, New York, Illinois, Oregon and New Mexico. By all means, let us not forget “The Coach” Tim Walz of Minnesota. Kamala Harris chose him as her running mate for Vice President. Now, don’t you know we really needed a FAR-LEFT SOCIALIST COACH as Vice President. All these Governors don’t give a Rip about the hard-working red-blooded Americans. They are all concerned about the rights and protection of Illegals in our country. Illegals like this Afghan National who drove 2,700 miles from Bellingham, Washington State and shot a beautiful 20-year-old National Guard woman and a 28-year-old young man, who were helping to keep the streets of Washington DC safe.
I could go on for hours, but I better stop now. If you don’t see what is happening and feel as angry as I do, I don’t know why. Is all this ok with you?
~ Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the recliner.
~ You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but never sat down.
~ You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your email.
~ You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
~ Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
~ You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
~ Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
~ Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard and delete this.
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We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner. I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird. I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.
Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”
“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”
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Grandma’s Thanksgiving
Dear Family,
I’m not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with me for my favorite holiday.
Dinner is at 2:00. Not 2:15. Not 2:05. Two. 2:00. Arrive late and you get what’s left over.
Last year, that moron Marshall fried a turkey in one of those contraptions and practically burned the deck off the house. This year, the only peanut oil used to make the meal will be from the secret scoop of peanut butter I add to the carrot soup.
Jonathan, your last new wife was an idiot. You don’t arrive at someone’s house on Thanksgiving needing to use the oven and the stove. Honest to God, I thought you might have learned after two wives! Date them longer and save us all the agony of another divorce.
Now, the house rules are slightly different this year, because I have decided that 47% of you don’t know how to take care of nice things.
Paper plates and red Solo cups might be bad for the environment, but I’ll be gone soon and that will be your problem to deal with.
House Rules:
1. The University of Texas no longer plays Texas AM. The television stays off during the meal.
2. The “no cans for kids” rule still exists. We are using 2 liter bottles because your children still open a third can before finishing the first two. Parents can fill a child’s cup when it is empty. All of the cups have names on them, and I’ll be paying close attention to refills.
3. Chloe, last year we were at Trudy’s house, and I looked the other way when your Jell-O salad showed up. This year, if Jell-O salad comes in the front door it will go right back out the back door with the garbage. Save yourself some time, honey. You’ve never been a good cook, and you shouldn’t bring something that wiggles more than you. Buy something from the bakery.
4. Grandmothers give grandchildren cookies and candy. That is a fact of life. Your children can eat healthy at your home. At my home, they can eat whatever they like as long as they finish it.
5. I cook with bacon and bacon grease. That’s nothing new. Your being a vegetarian doesn’t change the fact that stuffing without bacon is like egg salad without eggs. Even the green bean casserole has a little bacon grease in it. That’s why it tastes so good. Not eating bacon is just not natural. And as far as being healthy… look at me. I’ve outlived almost everyone I know.
6. Salad at Thanksgiving is a waste of space.
7. I do not like cell phones. Leave them in the car.
8. I do not like video cameras. There will be 32 people here. I am sure you can capture lots of memories without the camera pointed at me.
9. Being a mother means you have to actually pay attention to the kids. I have nice things, and I don’t put them away just because company is coming over. Mary, watch your kids and I’ll watch my things.
10. Rhonda, a cat that requires a shot twice a day is a cat that has lived too many lives. I think staying home to care for the cat is your way of letting me know that I have lived too many lives, too. I can live with that. Can you?
11. Words mean things. I say what I mean. Let me repeat: “You don’t need to bring anything” means you don’t need to bring anything. And if I did tell you to bring something, bring it in the quantity I said. Really, this doesn’t have to be difficult.
12. Domino’s and cards are better than anything that requires a battery or an on/off switch. That was true when you were kids, and it’s true now that you have kids.
13. Showing up for Thanksgiving guarantees presents at Christmas. Not showing up guarantees a card that may or may not be signed.
In memory of your Grandfather, the back fridge will be filled with beer. Drink until it is gone. I prefer wine anyway. But one from each family needs to be the designated driver.
Experimenting with sexual abuse of children by parents, teachers, hospitals, media, and doctors should be punished by major lawsuits. It is a scam by Democrat Progressive kooks.
The Female Feline: The Democrat Party likes them if they stay in their place. The Minnesota Democrats like them so much that they put trans-men in women’s prisons. Minnesota is the state of Kamala’s VP running mate–Tampon Tim. He is also a ‘stolen-valor’ National Guardsman.
The Democrats also welcome Hamas supporters, the Muslim radicals that kill LGBTQ people. Many women can’t go out in public without an escort. Here is suggested wearing apparel.
Don’t forget the union teachers, doctors, and parents that cut off sex organs to turn young boys into girls.
I guess about half of the 450,000 children that Nancy, Joe, and Schumer let in are girls.
Explanation: NGC 6888, also known as the Crescent Nebula, is a about 25 light-years across, a cosmic bubble blown by winds from its central, massive star. This deep telescopic image includes narrowband image data, to isolate light from hydrogen and oxygen atoms. The oxygen atoms produce the blue-green hue that seems to enshroud the nebula’s detailed folds and filaments. Visible within the nebula, NGC 6888’s central star is classified as a Wolf-Rayet star (WR 136). The star is shedding its outer envelope in a strong stellar wind, ejecting the equivalent of the Sun’s mass every 10,000 years. In fact, the Crescent Nebula’s complex structures are likely the result of this strong wind interacting with material ejected in an earlier phase. Burning fuel at a prodigious rate and near the end of its stellar life, this star should ultimately go out with a bang in a spectacular supernova explosion. Found in the nebula rich constellation Cygnus, NGC 6888 is about 5,000 light-years away.
