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but to blame it on someone else,
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The Story of the Haircut

The Bloody History of the Barber Pole


Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting.  

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

As Ronald Reagan said:

“Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason.”

Random Facts…Part 7

THE SPHINX—SALT

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INTERNATIONAL

Disney should pay the controllers if they want Disney World to remain open.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/31/lifestyle/major-us-airport-near-closure-amid-government-shutdown/

Mamdani will tax businesses no matter what city they live in.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/10/31/mamdani-plans-to-tax-businesses-even-if-they-leave-nyc-n2665749

Scientific climate news.

https://redstate.com/heartlandinstitute/2025/10/28/the-week-climate-catastrophism-lost-its-grip-n2195521

Bill Gates has a rethink.

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2025/10/28/now-he-tells-us-bill-gates-backflips-and-says-climate-change-no-threat-to-humanity-after-all/

NATIONAL

Where is all this extra money hidden ?   It’s like squirrels hiding acorns.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/10/31/trump-shares-whats-next-as-snap-deadline-looms-with-democrats-refusal-to-open-government-n2195725

The FBI stops a possible terrorists attack in Michigan.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2025/10/31/kash-patel-announces-thwarting-a-possible-terror-attack-in-michigan-n2195697

Impeach Boasberg, then try him for civil rights violations.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/10/30/conservatives-call-for-impeachment-of-federal-judge-who-ordered-artic-frost-gag-order-n2665732

Planes bump at airport.   Does anyone believe controllers can find a second job for a month when they will get back-pay for delayed wages ?

https://nypost.com/2025/10/31/us-news/united-airlines-planes-collide-at-laguardia-we-all-felt-a-bump/

We hope Big Tish doesn’t spend all of the 10 million that Democrats gave her in tax money for her private defense.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/31/us-news/judge-hands-doj-win-in-letitia-james-mortgage-fraud-case/

Is CBS returning to a real news organization ?

https://nypost.com/2025/10/27/media/cbs-news-boss-bari-weiss-eyes-major-shakeup-at-60-minutes-sources/

Gavin and the Democrats ‘kiddie sex market’.   Vote Democratic.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/10/28/report-gavin-newsoms-prostitution-shield-law-creates-sex-market-full-of-12-13-year-old-girls-in-downtown-l-a/

Massachusetts should stop interfering with ICE, and prosecute their government employed dope fiends.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/10/29/prosecutors-aide-to-maines-governor-arrested-for-cocaine-trafficking-n2195635

CULTURE

Rosie has daughter problems.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/10/29/rosie-odonnell-asks-for-prayers-as-her-daughter-sentenced-to-prison/

States need to pass a law stating that you need a signed agreement to stay on anyone’s property, and you have to pay legal costs to be removed.

https://nypost.com/2025/10/30/us-news/ny-squatting-nanny-jamie-carano-nordenstrommaking-1m-upstate-farmhouse-living-hell/

This has no purpose but being funny.   Lying has become a cultural trait with the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/10/30/watch-wh-spokesmans-claim-of-seeing-a-sharp-biden-every-day-crumbled-in-front-of-house-investigators-n2195645#google_vignette

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The Salt Of The Earth Editor:    Does everyone need salt, LL ?

Just A Pinch Of Salt Cat:    They sure do, but the old word moderation is important.   A little will still kill you if you get it in too many foods.   Here is a little history. Take it with a grain of salt.

https://saltassociation.co.uk/education/salt-history/

https://seasalt.com/salt-101/about-salt/history-of-salt

Salt is associated with many superstitions and customs.

https://saltery.store/blogs/saltery-blog/salty-superstitions-beliefs?srsltid=AfmBOoqadITDCubD8fT69ZvXk2Xo8E3Rk7tc1JdGw7GXDpCDuSS9SZuf

In The Bible Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Genesis-19-26/

A salt church.

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Stay away from playgrounds and Iguanas.   You face arrest or Salmonella.

https://theonion.com/tips-for-making-friends-as-an-adult/

https://www.sltrib.com/

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I bet everyone in the building was high as the Chinese Spy Balloon.

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-construction-crew-finds-1357-more-cocaine-stashes

https://pjmedia.com/

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